Chapter 2: One Dead Queen, One Angry King
After eating Felix and killing Calhoun, Ralph sets out a journey to murder everyone he can see.
Meanwhile in the Candy Kingdom...
"GET ME MY QUEEN CAKE OR YOU WILL BE FIRED!" shouts Queen Vanellope
"Yes my queen" quietly says Sour Bill.
"AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" shouts the Queen.
"I will try find a chocodile to snap it your queen" jokes Sour Bill
Vanellope hears a distant *ba dum schhhhh*
"GET MOVING BITCH!" screams the Queen
Sour Bill bolts out of the door.
Vanellope thinks about Ralph and wonders about getting him a medal.
"NO THATS MY MEDAL! RALPH CAN FUCK OFF!" screams the Queen.
Ralph smashes through the door of the Candy Kingdom.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY LITTLE GIRL?" scream Ralph in rage.
"1V1 ME FUCKER!" screams Vanellope the Queen.
Vanellope runs at Ralph.
Ralph stares and laughs. "YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?"
Vanellope kicks Ralph in his balls.
"FUCK OMG THAT HURT!" shouts Ralph.
Ralph picks up Vanellope and eats her whole.
Ralph hears a banging in his stomach but soon silence.
Sour Bill enters the room with her cake. "Here you are Quee-"
Ralph walks over to Bill and licks him 1 millino times.
Sour Bill dies after being licked so much he disappeared.
"GIVE ME MY MEDAL!" screams Ralph.
All the Candy people bring him a medal, callnig him King.
Ralph make the Candy people his slaves.
5 Weeks Later...
"WHERE ARE MY SLAVES?" screams Ralph
No one answers.
A note appears through the door.
It reads, "We are escaping bitch, buh bye!"
Ralph rushes outside. He hunts downt he Candy Postman and rips all his Legs and Arms off. He dies after a few hours.
Ralph then runs into the Candy forest to hunt down his slaves.
In the forest...
Ralph is jumping from tree to tree. Tracing their footsteps. He finds a burnt out campfire. He knows they are close.
5 mins later Ralph finds a Candy Slave hiding in a log.
"I SEE YOU, COME OUT!" screams Ralph.
The slave stays inside the log.
"FINE, LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE HARD WAY!"
Ralph grabs one of the Postmans leg he kept from before and drags out the slave from the log.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I HAVE A FAMILY!" begs the slave.
"I HAVE KILELD YOUR FAMILY!" shouts Ralph.
He then beats the slave to deaht with the leg.
"THE HUNT IS NOT OVER, I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL EVERYONE IS DEAD! LET THE HUNT BEGIN!"
End of Chapter 2...
