The First Month

Naruto was speeding towards the Hokage's office. He had just finished sending out the books to all his friends and their families, some would get the books tomorrow and some would get them in a few days depending on how far they lived.

The bet was almost over, the books were printed and published and would go up for sale tomorrow and in just another few weeks they would know who was the better writer.

In his hand he held proudly one copy, The book had a dark green color and on the front was his picture where he stood casually while twirling a kunai on one finger. Behind him was a flame that looked almost like it was his tail. The title read, Tales of friendship.

He burst through the office doors and slammed the book on to the large table, waking up the sleeping Hokage.

"I'm wide awake! I promise Shizune I wasn't sleeping!" She said.

"It's just me Baa-chan." Naruto said.

"Well don't scare me like that brat! Being Hokage is straining on the nerves!" Tsunade was angry that she had been disturbed in the middle of her nap, it wasn't often she could sneak one in, it was like Shizune had a sixth sense.

"Look at this! Isn't it great!?" Naruto said with pride in his voice.

"Tales of friendship? Aaah this is your book! It's finally done?"

"Yep, it took a lot of hard work but you know me I never give up, believe it!" Naruto pumped his fist in the air.

"So why don't you tell me how it went with the writing? I don't have anything better to do anyway." Tsunade sat back and started fiddling with the book.

"You see after me and Jiraya had decided on the bet we went separate ways, I was walking around the streets and realized that I didn't really have a clue on what to write."

"I went home and grabbed my writing stuff and went outside to the Hokage's monument but even thou I sat on the fourth head I didn't get any ideas."

"So I went to Ichiraku's!" He looked really happy at that memory.

"Wait, this book isn't about ramen is it!?" Tsunade said a bit panicked.

"No of course not. I think I only mentioned ramen about three or four times in every chapter."

At that a large sweat drop started to form on Tsunade's head and she was pitying the boy, no way he would win this bet.

"So after I had four or five bowls of ramen the ideas started coming and I started writing. I sat there until they closed. The problem was that the next morning when I was going to read what I had written I couldn't."

"What do you mean couldn't, had someone stolen it? Jiraya!?" Tsunade said, her anger once again rising.

"No I mean that my handwriting was really lousy and I couldn't make out what it said." Tsunade sweat dropped.

"Since my handwriting was so bad I would have to train so I bought some new supplies and went to a training field so I could use my shadow clones, I think I only had 50 of them because I didn't want to spend all my money on writing supplies. But after the day was over my writing had gotten even worse!" Naruto said.

'Poor Naruto, not even able to write. I wonder how he could ever finish this book.'

While Naruto was speaking Tsunade opened the book and started reading.

It was a nice warm spring morning in the village of Kohano.

'I wonder where he got the inspiration from.' Tsunade joked to herself.

She read the first page as he continued.

"So then I figured I was going to need someone to teach me how to write but Shikamaru was too lazy and Kiba writes almost as bad as me. Sakura-chan just hit me in the head calling me a baka. I was running towards the academy to ask Iruka for help but I ran in to Hinata-chan."

'So it's Hinata-chan now, perhaps this egg head is finally starting to notice that girl.' Tsunade smiled.

"I asked her for help and she went red as a tomato, but she said yes. Apparently she has super good handwriting as the Hyuugas drill that in to their children. She guided me how to do it and with my clones it went really fast. We brought a paint stand to the training field so she could show my clones how to do it, It was like a giant class with only me!" He grinned.

'The horror! Iruka told me how he used to pull all those pranks and an entire class with only Narutos would probably have given him a heart attack.'

Tsunade read a few pages.

Naruko-kun? Yes Hitana-chan? Do.. ..you like me? The shy beauty asked the handsome hero. He reached up with his hand and placed it upon her cheek. You are the kindest person I know and also the most beautiful I've eve… NARUKO! The boy cursed his luck. Of course he had to be interrupted now. Get your ass over here now we got an emergency! Damn that angry old lady, the boy thought.

I'm sorry Hitana but the village needs its hero, I'll come to you when I'm done.

'Damn, he started off so good. I hope for his sake that the angry old lady isn't me.'

So Tsudena baa-chan what's the emergency now? Is there a princess in need of rescue? Don't call me that you ungrateful gaki! The hag yelled, her huge bosom heaving causing Naruko to be distracted. Her huge mounds reminding him of Hitana-chan's.

Tsunade was getting royally pissed here she though he had finally matured and gotten his act together when writing but no. She got interrupted from her thoughts when Naruto just kept talking.

"It took me just two days until I got the writing down, speed and readability was more important than perfect penmanship. But Hinata-chan got sad that she wouldn't continue to teach me so she kept hanging around the first two weeks, we had a lot of fun and she helped me in deciding in what direction to go with in the book."

"Wait!? Are you saying that Hinata came up with this?" Tsunade asked sounding shocked.

"No no, not at all. This is all me. (smile) She just helped giving me inspiration."

The hero was awed by the beauty he saw, the girl had taken of her jacket and her clothes hugged her features, showing of her massive assets. She spun around with her fist and stopped millimeters in front of his face. You have me at a disadvantage Hitana-chan. Why is that? She asked as she pressed her tits together with her arms and looked at him with her puppy dog eyes.

Because of the view in front of me, I cannot fight when faced with such beauty. His arms reached around her waist and he pulled her in for a kiss, her lips yielding to him. He raveled at the sensation of her body against his.

'I bet that was some good inspiration.' Tsunade mussed. 'I just hope Hiashi never reads this or Naruto will be as good as dead.'

"I stayed and did my training and occasional c-ranks for the next six weeks up until the vacation I requested. During this time when I didn't train or do missions I kept writing and doing research."

Our hero ran through the forest, he had heard a scream that sounded like it belonged to one of his friends. As he ran the scream came once again and he heard it wasn't that of only pain but also pleasure. His fear was replaced with curiosity. He reached a small cottage that looked abandoned.

He snuck up to a window and looked inside, he was shocked first as he saw one of his companions Neady tied up naked against the wall with red streaks on his back. He was seconds from bursting inside to rescue him when a door opened. Clad in what almost looked like leather armor, only much more revealing was another of his friends TinTin, and in her hand was a studded whip. He wanted to go but the scene that was playing in front of him was too interesting. He just kept watching."

'Wow I would have never suspected Neji to be a sub that was a shocker. Tenten isn't such a big surprise considering that she almost got a fetish for weapons.'

"And that concludes the first month, I even forgot to go to Ichiraku's once." Naruto finished with a smile.