Take a seat and suck it up, this is life not a carnival ride

Disclaimer:Still...I dont own my godly Naruto or the girly, yet still hot, Sasuke.

Warnings:GOD DAMMIT READ IT FROM THE FIRST CHAPTER

A/N: Okay sooo, as you all very well know. This story is dedicated to Vanity-Sama. And so will the next one. And I dont know who the rest will be dedicated too. But I still insist you keep Reviewing. Cause I posted this one and chapter one at the same time so I cant say that I love them yet. I probably wont even really get any. On the account of well, I dont expect to. But I still believe you should. This isnt a one shot after all. -Laughs- I'm listening to Guilty Concious by Eminem. XD the part about the 15yr old girl makes me laugh. It may be sick, but I have a sick sense of humor. And as I say all the time. R&R! Aurevior!

Chapter Two: Home Sweet...Hell?

Blue eyes looked up at the white steps of the plane. He slowly walked foward boarding it, his breath slow and posture sad. Kakashi and Iruka were below putting his stuff into the cargo space on the bottom of the small plane. As he reached the top of the steps he looked around the small cabin area and smiled. It was tan and comforting to him, just like his home was.

Ever so slowly he walked down the iles letting his hands brush against the arm rests of the seats feeling the smooth fabric on them. His eyes then fell upon a seat with someone sitting in it. Black hair was present and giggles were coming from the side of them. Turning to ask Kakashi about it, he bumped into said man. And pointed questioningly. "Who..?"

The mans eyes traveled to the seat and he laughed lightly. "That is Hinata-chan and my adopted son Krystofer(1)."

Kakashi smiled down at the blond's puzzled gaze. "Since I couldnt adopt you and keep you close...Iruka and I deicided to adopt a child of our own. He's from Germany and looks slightly like you."

Just as the blond was going to look into the seat the child jumped out and onto Kakashi.

"Father!" The boy had light brown hair and pale blue eyes with fair skin.

"Krys this is the boy I've told you about." Kakashi held the small boy in the air so he could look to his new blond friend. "Now...Krys you sit with Hinata-chan and let him sleep before you pounce on him okay?"

The boy nodded slowly and sadly then sat back down in his seat. "Thank you for coming with us and watching him Hinata."

The shy girl with pale eyes nodded and stayed quiet a blush apparent on her light skin. She smiled to naruto and handed Krys a DS to play with so he wouldnt bother anyone.

The blond boy smiled to her and leaned over the seat holding out his large tan hand. "Hi Hinata."

She looked to his hand before taking it in her own small one. "H-hello..."

Her words were soft and shy as if she had never spoken before. She looked away from the blue eyes of her new friend and down to the small child named Krystofer. After letting go of her hand he walked up a few seats and sat himself down in one slowly enjoying the comfort of plane seats. Taking Kakashi up on his advice the boy shut his eyes, slowly drifting off to sleep.

Flash Back

Large calloused tan hands ruffeled the hair of a small blond boy. The person standing over him smiled and laughed loudly his voice echoing through out the small home. A woman walked out into the living room of the house were her husband and child stood. The boy was a spitting image of his father. Big blue eyes like the ocean, blond hair like sunshine, and tanned skin like the sand on a beach, all contrasting perfectly. Smiling to her husband she put the small treats and milk on the table infront of the two laughing at how her child began to eat them quickly.

The boy's father reached out his long arm and pulled the small child back onto the couch.

"Kenpatsu...dont eat them so fast...your mother made them for all of us." His fathers voice was deep but not angry as he spoke to his child.

Nodding his apologize he handed his mother and father a few treats and their glasses of milk. After grabbing his own he sat back on the couch his feet a good seven inches above the floor. His mother ran her fingers through his hair while her husband began.

"You are so small...and look nothing like your mother." The woman smiled her chocolate brown eyes were happy as always and her dark brown hair fell down over her shoulders.

Smiling to her husband she began. "Its not like he looks Japanese either...nor do you. You both are very unique."

Hearing this the boy's head shot up and he smiled bouncing around. They both knew he loved being called unique since everyone else in his school called him an outcast. Letting her eyes drop to his small feet she began.

"Sweetie...we're moving again...to a different school...I hope you will forgive your father's boss for giving him a new job?" A hopefull look in the womans eyes told the boy she was truely sorry and didnt want him to be cross with her or her husband.

Blue eyes looked ahead at his mother and he smiled nodding. "You know I can't be mad at you or dad, mom!" Jumping onto his father's lap he hugged both his mother and father glad he would be with them forever.

End Flash Back

Blue eyes fluttered open to meet a red and blue one. Jumping slightly he looked around and then down to himself laughing and smiling. "Guess we're in Japan now?"

Nodding Kakashi pulled him up and pushed him to the door of the plane so he would exit. At the bottom of the steps was his childhood friend Kiba standing there as smug as ever. He had brown spikey hair along with deep brown eyes that almost looked black in the depth of the night. Smiling to himself said boy walked down to Kiba looking at the tattoo's on his friend's face. Not minding that his friend exspressed his individualism in such a manner he crossed his arms and smirked.

"Feeling the need to draw even more attention to your self Kiba?" Raising an eyebrow the blond then looked at said friends jacket as it barked.

The brown haired nodded and looked down where the blonds eyes had traveled. Laughing loudly and unzipping his large coat he let the small dog pop out of his jacket its pink toung hanging out. "This is Akamaru. Mom got him for me the Christmas you left." Opening his mouth Kiba shouted loudly for everyone around to hear. "Uzumaki Naruto! Welcome to Japan!" Then while hugging his friend he whispered something in his ear. "We missed you so much..."

Laughing Naruto stepped back and jumped out of his skin as he bumped into Iruka. Smiling up at the man Naruto turned back to Kiba and looked him over once. He had indeed grown. The brunette stood at a even 5'11''. Naruto on the other hand, stood at a shorter 5'7''. Shrugging at the hight he turned to see if Hinata was behind him. Notcing she was holding a sleeping Krys he smiled. He was home, and he had a family. Hell even a new friend.

"Holy shit Hinata!!" Kiba's voice echoed as he shouted while running towards the shy and blushing girl.

"Hold it!" Kiba was suddenly grabbed and jerked back by the collar of his shirt. A large calloused hand was gripping it. Looking back he saw it was Kakashi and sighed.

"What? Now I cant hug my friends Kakashi?"

Pointing Kakashi noted to Kiba that his son was in the girls arms. Asleep. Nodding Kiba bowed his head. "G-gomen..."

With that they stood there for a moment in silence. Yet Naruto had to be the one to break it. "How do you know Hinata?" He asked while turning to the brunette.

Kiba blushed and looked down. "Ohh..." Was all that Naruto could manage to say.

As they all walked towards the parking lot where Kiba and Iruka's cars were placed the chatted about nothing in particular. Just every day things, such as school careers. And thats when it hit all of them. None of them knew what Naruto was going to college for.

"So Naruto..." Iruka started staring at the blond intently.

"Hmm?" Blue eyes locked on brown as they kept walking.

"What are you going to college for again?" The question was spoken. And silence filled the air.

After a few more moments of learning he wasnt going to get a question he gave up and left it to Kiba or Kakashi. Then as if on cue with his mind Kiba smirked.

"He wants to be the next Ken doll isnt that right Naruto?" Kiba then whimpered as a fist connected to the back of his head.

"Well...one is for soccer, I'm hoping I can get scouted for it...and the other thing I really dont want to talk about." He looked away from them all as they walked towards the cars parked near one another.

"Is it something queer?" Naruto shot Kiba a death glare.

Shrugging Kiba looked to Kakashi and Iruka, then to his beloved Hinata. "You guys gonna pry the brat off of her so we can go home?"

Mummbling under her breath Hinata scolded Kiba. She adored Krys and he knew it, but he still didnt like the child.

Iruka then nodded and took the child from her slowly so he wouldnt wake him up. "Thank you Hinata, Kiba."

Nodding and saying their goodbyes Kiba and Hinata went to their car and got in. As they pulled out the waved to the four of them. Naruto waving back while Iruka held Krys, and Kakashi just stood there smiling. Then he let his blue eyes travel to Iruka and Kakashi. They were already getting in the car.Then something struck in the back of Naruto's mind.

"Uhh...bags?" Kakashi turned to look at him with a smile under his mask like thing.

"Being sent to the house as we speak." Nodding Naruto got into the back of the car and prepared for the two hour ride to his old yet new home.

As the two hour drive came to an end Kakashi sighed happily. Pulling the sleek black dodge charger into the driveway that was shaped like a giant U he parked near the front door. There was green grass lining the cobble stone path that lead to the front door.

Looking around Naruto began quietly to himself, "Seems as if nothing has changed here... It still smells the same, looks the same, hell even feels the same."

"Well we like to keep things around here loving and caring. What way to do that other than keep it the way it is?" Iruka smiled at the blond boy and walked into the house after Kakashi.

Standing for a few moments Naruto followed suit his hands shoved into his baby blue hoodie pocket. It wasnt freezing out compaired to Russia but it was still cold out. As he stepped into the house he felt warmth brush against his face caressing the scars on each cheek. Smiling happily said blond looked into the living room at vanilla candels that were burning. Along with apple cinnimon ones.

Raising an eyebrow he looked at the clock. "Can I get something to eat before I head to bed?"

Looking in Naruto's direction Kakashi then nodded to him following Iruka to put Krys into bed. As Naruto walked into the kitchen he began to pull his hoodie off of his head. When he set it down he saw someone with black that that looked oddly like the back of a cockatoo's head. As he walked closer the door slammed and a boy, clad in only a pair of silky dark blue boxers stared at him. The boy's eyes were a coal or onyx color. Basically they were black. And his hair was raven colored. Though it did look blue when he had light hit it differently.

"What the hell are you staring at?" The raven asked while pulling his apple out of his mouth.

Naruto stood there dumbfounded for a moment as he took the milky white chest in and then blushed. "I'm u-uh...j-just getting something to eat..."

"Ohh...you're the dobe they were talking about." Nodding the raven walked away with a water bottle in one hand and the apple in his other.

After noticing what the boy had said our favorite blond began to fume as he screeched down the hall way. "GOD DAMMIT I'M NOT A DOBE YOU FUCKING TEME!!!"

Smirking Kakashi walked into the kitchen after krys had woken up and asked for something to eat. Pulling his mask off he took a deep breath and sat down at the small table in the kitchen area. "Met Sasuke I see?"

"You said you adopted one kid Kakashi, you didn't tell me you had another, who is an asshole." Crossing his arms Naruto glared ice daggers into the man.

Nodding Kakashi sighed and tapped his fingers on the marble top of the table. "Well...he's an old friends nephew. And he came to me since he met me when he was younger and asked for a place to say after you left. And me being me and Iruka being himself, we let him stay. Mostly because we missed having a teen around."

Sighing Naruto walked over to the fridge and looked in it, after a few moments he shut it and turned back to Kakashi. "He's staying in my room?"

Biting his lower lip and taking a deep breath Kakashi bolted for it. Yet he was grabbed by an angry short blond teen who slammed him to the ground and pinned him there. As this was going on Iruka listened from Krys's room trying to get the boy to fall back asleep. Then he jumped up and so did Krys when they heard a loud thud followed by Naruto bellowing out 'I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH THAT ASSHOLE'.

A/N: Well there you go, happy? You also have chapter two. And YOU still have to review. Also, tell me what you think about this story line. Sasuke is the soon to be Pharaoh of Egypt. And he was appointed a lovely slave to do with as he pleases and make said person do what ever he, Sasuke, commands said person to do. And guess who the lovely slave may be? You guessed it! Naruto! But here's the twist, Itachi wanted to be the Pharaoh, but when his father died, he left in his will thingy that it was Sasuke who would rule over Egypt. So Itachi finds out that our loved blondie and raven have -Gasps!- fallen in love!! Now now now dont get too excited, there will be death, and a new love formed at the end, there is also a specail character one would never imagine to end up with another one of our characters. Sooo tell me what you think and if you want that sort of a story or a different one. Any ideas? I'll do oneshots to all of your likings. Any paring! Whether it be Yuri/Yaoi/Straight. Doesnt matter. I will write it, and do my best on it. Though I dont just do smutty things people, even if I rather enjoy them. I also do random funny things. But what ever is to all of your likings is fine with me also. Again Aurevior! Oh yea...Review BIOTCHES!!