A/n: I hope you have enjoyed my story thus far. This fanfic will not have extremely long chapters for certain reasons, the mian one being that I tend to loose intrest in doing long-long things...if i can do a long thing in short intrivals, it for some reason helps my mind.

Naruto awakened to the sound of his alarm clock wich he uncounsiously wrapped his toungue around and threw out his window. Pulling his black silk, and green comforter off of him. Stretching and yawning, he rubbed his eyes and got up, walking to the shower, undressing and hopped in the small, yet goth-like decorative shower.

Getting out, he dressed in a green robe ofter drying off, and went to the kitchen. Opening the cabinet, he pulled out a package of beef ramen, not spying any waffle mix. Peeling the top off the ramen cup he pulled out a knife and slit his wrist, letting his blood flow into the cup before the Kyuubi healed it. He then simply put it in the microwave and waited those dreadful three minutes.

Sitting down and eating his ramen, he began to what his sensie would be like, and exactly what his sensie could attribute upon him and his team. Sighing, he finished his meal, and got ready for the day, wearing a near exact copy of the attire, except the vest was blood-red today.

Once again cutting his finger and focussing on the seal, he appeared in his seat with one minor change; he was sitting in Ari's lap. She giggled and hugged him to her,"Aww Naruto-sama wants sexual attention from Ari-chan hehehe" She joked as she pulled him hard into her breasts, which he simply blushed. Turning around, he licked his lips and let his toungue extend and lick her neck lightly as she blushed and gasped lightly,"Next time...you won't get away with it" He stated with an innocent grin.

Getting off of her lap, he sat beside her and pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise, flipping to a certain page, he began to read, but without the absent blush, though the giggling was slightly manifested. Flipping the pages, he continued until he heard the faint footsteps of someone running on the roof. Smirking, he held his palm up and channeled chakra into it, letting the seal make itself known as he began thinking of a good genjutsu to use on Rei. He knew the man slightly, having been saved a skant few timed by the dark haired man. He knew the man had a strong fear of fruits for some odd reason, so he opted for all he knew and mad it appear to be a mini-orchid in the room, with the three of them as talking giant apples...it could be worse..right?

As the genjutsu was cast, a man jumped in through the window. He had black, curly hair down to his calves, his cheeks had two six marks on them; one on each, and a six on his forehead. His left eye was covered with an eye-patch, with three scars leading into it, and two exiting. His eye was an electric white and slate black mix, with an oval pupil in the center.

Naruto smirked as he saw the effects of his genjutsu; Rei began to shake and shiver, as he muttered,"No...not the fruit...no..." slowly, his hand began to ball up in a fist, his fear getting to him. Ari, knowing most of what was going on kept quiet, but Sasuke, decided not to. Looking up at the black-blonde shinobi he began,"Naruto...whats going on?"

That was all that was needed as Rei ran up to Sasuke in a blink of an eye, punched Sasuke in the mouth, ribs, and kicked him. The only one fast enough to see was Naruto, and the only thing he really saw was a flash, it actually amazed him. Cancelling the genjutsu, and picking Sasuke up andhealing him, he looked over at Rei who had a surprised look upon his face.

Blinking once, then twice, he let a grinning frown grace his slightly scarred face. Looking up to his students, he bellowed,"What in sams hell is going on here?!" His voice was deep, smooth, yet seemingly ragged. Naruto simply stared blankly at the man,"Naraku-sensie...you seem to have fruit issues...hmhmhm...now, I know what to do if you tick us off!" Naruto finished with an 'overly' happy tune.

Rei simply smirked and watched as naruto grabbed his stomach and yelled, a trickle of blood flowing from his mouth,"Hmph...You shouldn't become so aroogant, you have and are still witnessing my life grip technique." Releasing Naruto, he smiled as he turned green, as did Naruto, who along with the others, looked amazed. Looking at his students he smiled,"Meet me at the Shadow Lake in thirty minutes"

A/n: Im sorry that this has taken long and its so short, but I do not have time right now, so instead of making you wait, I decided to give you something alright, there will not be anymore updates until around May 25th-30th as i getout of school then ok? please R&R.