It's midnight in Pasadena California, Overwatch agent #265178 (also known as Billy) is walking down a street listening to music. However he is unaware about the fact that somebody is watching him...

Trough binoculars a dark figure is watching every move he makes. And then it moves towards it's target, stealthy as a shadow... because he is in fact a shadow...

The agent continues walking down the streets eyes closed, enjoying the music. Suddenly the shadow materializes in front of him

"Agent 265178, I've come for information. Give it to me and I will give you a quick death" says Reaper aiming it's guns at him. The man however continues walking with it's eyes closed

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed..."

"Agent 265178, I'm being serious. Give me the information"

"She was looking kinda dumb with her index and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead..."

"For fucks sake, BILLY STOP IT!" Reaper shoots the headphones of his head, suprised the agent open his eyes and sees him...

"GABRIEL MY MAN! How you doin'?"

"What? No, I'm Reaper!"

The agent puts his arm along Reaper's shoulders, "Where have you been? You missed sum cool stuff back in the base..."

"Shut the fuck up Billy! Listen, I want to know the location of Jack Morrison and Ana Amari" He gets away from the man, still aiming it's guns

"Oh hey, I don't know where are they but if we find them we can pay them a visit! We could drink together, talk..."

"What makes you think I'm their friend?"

"Don't you want to pay them a visit?"

"NO! I want to kill them! Besides my personal interests don't matter because this is a mission I've been asigned. I've come for information completly alone"

Before the agent could talk shit again a jet passed above their heads. From it a figure in a purple reflective suit landed, it pointed a gun to the agent's face

Before it could do anything she sees Reaper and her face shows confusion. "Wait, What?" says Widowmaker

Reaper is confused as hell aswell, but before he can say anything a little piece of metal in the floor starts to shine purple. And from it a young woman in neon clothing appears holding a submachine gun, it starts laughing but stops upon seeing Reaper and Widowmaker

"Wait, What?" says Sombra in suprise

And before either Reaper or Widow can say anything a voice can be heard from the roofs of nearby buildings, a big figure drops and points a huge golden fist at the agent

"Agent 265178, you are coming with me for interroga-... Wait, What?" said Doomfist upon seeing the rest of the gang

An uncomfortable silence invades the circle of guns pointing at the man's head (poor Billy, he's an idiot tho)

"ummm, Gabe... are they your pals or somethin'?" says the agent with a bit of fear

Reaper ignored him and instead turned towards the rest

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"I was about to ask the same thing" replied Doomfist

"I've been asigned this mission alone" said Widowmaker

Reaper turned towards her, "It was left for anyone to take, and I took it first!"

"Lies, I took it this afternoon"

"Fuck you guys!" said Sombra "I planted a translocator and a movement sensor in this exact area this morning, the mission is mine!"

"I met this imbecile years ago, if anyone should interrogate him is me" said Reaper

The agent wasn't listening to them, instead he was looking at Widow

"Hey, french accent lady?", Widow turns towards him. "Why are you blue?"

Sombra steped up to him and answered, "Because she choked on a baguette"

"Shut up, you salope" said Widow with a glare, "besides I'm purple"

"No you are not, that's blue" said the man

With a complete emotionless face she pointed the gun at his crotch, "and that will be red if you don't shut up"

He stood completly still without saying anything

"How agressive of you" said Doomfist

"Says the guy who wants a war" muttered Reaper

Doomfist turned his head towards Reaper, "I only want a conflict because that's what humanity needs, the amount of idiocy and weakness in society is too much. Besides, you are not exactly a nun now are you?"

"Oh come on Akande!" said Sombra "Don't insult the poor man, don't you see he's trying to be intimidating? *whispering* the key word being 'trying' "

"I don't try, I succed" replied Reaper

"Whatever you say mister 'death blossom' ", Sombra and Doomfist started to laugh and even Widowmaker got a chuckle

"Because shouting "die, die, die" like an infant surely will impregnate the heart of your enemies with fear" Widow said with a smirk

Reaper grunted anoyed. "At least my costume doesn't make me look like a spiderman wanna be"

Widow remained shut as Sombra laughed outloud

"And speaking of bad costume choices" Reaper turned to Sombra "I don't know if you are aware of this, but here in America people use the christmas decorations on the tree"

Sombra stoped laughing inmediately

"You know for a person who relies on stealth you sure are... shall we say... 'iluminated' " said Widow

"Is not that bright..." said Sombra crossing her arms

"Oh please" said Doomfist "we could use your hair to attract moths"

"You want to talk about wanna be's" replied Sombra "Then why don't you shout 'POWER!' when you charge your fist at someone?"

"HEY! I don't look at all like that guy!"

"If you ask me that would be a better reputation" said Reaper. "All people know about you is boxing puns and 'Oh, I'm angry tribal warrior man' "

Doomfist rattles his teeth in anger

"You know what? Billy started this discussion so let him end it. Billy, who's costume looks worst?" asked Reaper

But the agent was no were to be seen, the gang started to search for him everywhere without luck

"Were did he go?" asked Sombra

"He escaped" said Reaper "DAMMIT!"

"This is your fault" said Widowmaker towards Sombra

"How is this my fault?"

"If you weren't such an inmature fool this discution wouldn't have started to begin with"

"Fuck you!"

Everyone was anoyed, they lost a target. They blamed eachother in silence and it remained like that for some minutes, the Sombra broke the silence

"So... anyone up for a drink?"

The rest gave a glare of anger to her

"Yeah why not" said Reaper

"Sounds good to me" said Doomfist

"I could use some wine" said Widowmaker

"Great!" Sombra cheered. "Team Talon, Away!" (roll credits)