Heres the second chapter to this fanfic! I'd like to thank Midnight-Miko66 for reviewing... THANKS A BUNCH!


Disclaimer:- I do not own Naruto or Itachi...sad...
Itachi was suddenly tossed down into a pile of bushes. God, it hurt a lot! He felt his head; it was as if the fires of hell was penetrating deep into his skull! Itachi rubbed it in pain. Curse you Hoshigaki Kisame!

Suddenly, he heard a voice. He turned towards it, seeing his baka otouto's girlfriend, Haruno Sakura.

"Damn you Kisame…" Itachi thought as Sakura cradled him in her arms.

"OHMIGOD, YOU'RE SO CUTE!" she cooed. Then, she noticed it, the black hair and raven, Sasuke-ish eyes…

"OMG! YOU'RE ANOTHER UCHIHA!" Sakura cried in a very dramatic way, pointing at Itachi accusingly. The background turned all shocking. "YOU MUST BE SASUKE'S LONG LOST BROTHER SLASH COUSIN!"

Itachi found this scene very familiar. Sakura then ran into Konoha and yelled,

" THIS IS ANOTHER UCHIHA! I COULD BRING SASUKE-KUN BACK! YAPPARIIIIIIII!" She shrieked.

Everyone there were murmuring amongst themselves. Sakura suddenly came into Konoha, carrying a naked four year old while yelling that Sasuke was going to come back. They pitied her; Sasuke's betrayal actually affected her that deeply. They then decided to be a little nicer to the depressed kunoichi.

Meanwhile, Itachi was blushing until his face was bright red. Why did this stupid girl have to yell that loud? Everyone was staring at him, whispering amongst themselves. He covered his face in his small, cute little hands, in an attempt to avoid embarrassment. (He completely forgot that he was four now… Oh, well!)


Itachi was in Sakura's room, wearing something Sakura randomly sewed together out of boredom one day, (It actually turned out useful) It was a blue/black shirt with a badly made and sewed on Uchiha symbol, made out of paper. The collar was high and covered Itachi's chin a little. There was also a pair of white shorts. Sakura's "Sasuke obsession" was shown very much from this.Itachi sighed at his outfit. He never liked the symbol. And the clothes look like Sasuke's. But alas, he had no choice but to wear them, considering there was nothing else to wear… Sakura was busy tearing her room apart.

"DAMN IT! Where did I keep Sasuke-kun's number!" Sakura cursed as she dug through her undergarments. She was throwing them everywhere! Itachi, who despite the fact that he killed his clan, still had enough dignity to not touch women's undergarments. So, he was busy avoiding Sakura's flying underwear and bra. Luckily, Itachi still had his moves as a ninja. (Although not as much stamina)

Finally, when Itachi was starting to get tired, Sakura decided to ask Naruto, since Sasuke had once decided that Naruto was his best friend. Sakura turned around, only to see that the cute little boy was already asleep on her bed. Sakura sighed, looking at the cute form of the small Uchiha asleep. She wondered for a while how Sasuke looked like when he was as little as the child sleeping in her bed. She then started dialing Naruto's number.


Naruto, as we all know, was at the Ichiraku Ramen, enjoying a deliciously addicting bowl of juicy, hot and irresistible beef ramen.(Ibet at least one of y'all guessedthat)Just then, Sakura comes along, looking very flustered.

" 'I Chakuwra! Wramven?" (Hi Sakura! Ramen?) Naruto said with his mouth full. Sakura had that anger vein popping in her head as she slammed Naruto's face into the tempting hot ramen he was eating.

"NARUTO! You were supposed to meet me at the bridge THREE HOURS AGO!" Sakura yelled, angry and frustrated. Naruto looked longingly at his ramen, only to be slammed back into the ramen bowl.

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!" Yelled Sakura, yet again. Naruto pulled his face from the bowl, a beef sticking out of his nose. Naruto took the beef from his nose and ate it, smirking at Sakura.

"You're a disgrace…" Sakura said, looking disgusted.

"Well, that was good quality ramen…" Naruto complained. He wouldn't care too much if Sakura only yelled at him, but why slam his face into the ramen?

"Whatever…" Sakura said as she sat down, ordering a miso ramen from Ayame. Sakura then turned to Naruto in a business like manner and said,

"I need Sasuke-kun's number."


Sasuke came home from the Sound Village hair salon. Sasuke went into his room and looked at his reflection in the mirror. The hairdresser had to do his hair like some nerd. It was like Naruto's hairstyle, but only shorter. Very short. Sasuke sighed at his reflection. He then noticed a bald patch on his head.

NO!

He must not let anyone see this!

Suddenly, his cell phone rang, with the ringtone 'Beep' by Sasuke's secretly favorite band, Pussycat Dolls. This made Sasuke jump out of his socks. Literally.

From the ceiling, Sasuke checked the caller, and unidentified number.

(hmm… must be Orochimaru) thought Sasuke as he answered the phone.

"Hello?" said a very familiar voice.

"Sakura…" said Sasuke. "What do you want! (Darn it! I don't remember her saying anything about changing her number!)"

"OH, SASUKE-KUN! HI!" Sakura yelped. Sasuke sighed loudly and

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Sasuke demanded.

"SASUKE-KUN! I LOVE YOU!"

"WHAT!"

"I love you, and I need you… YOU ARE MY ANGEL!"

"THAT'S IT! I'M HANGING UP!" Sasuke yelled. Sakura could be very annoying if she wanted to.

"You know, I discovered that you and Itachi aren't the only Uchiha's alive." Sakura said suddenly with a serious tone.

"What are you talking about?" demanded Sasuke.

"IT'S ANOTHER UCHIHA!" Sakura screamed happily.

"Who!"

"Some kid I found in some bushes outside Konoha!"

"REALLY!"

"YEAH!"

"How do I know you're not lying!"

"Well, you could come back to Konoha, ask forgiveness from Tsunade-sama, get punished lightly because you could still be useful not only for missions, but for information about Orochimaru, let Tsunade-sama forgive you, and meet me at the bridge."

" So I have to go back to Konoha, ask forgiveness from Tsunade, get punished lightly because I could still be useful not only for missions, but for information about Orochimaru, let Tsunade forgive me, and meet you the bridge. Got it." Sasuke said and hung up. He was excited, another Uchiha? This is great! He has to betray Orochimaru as soon as possible.

Suddenly, Sasuke lost his grip and fell down right into a small tin of black paint...


Sasuke went down, seeing Kabuto watching 'Dark Water'. Sasuke went to him, tapping his shoulder lightly.

"OMIFG! DON'T KILL MEEEEIIII! I'M NOT YOUR MOMMIIIIEEEE!" Kabuto yelled after screaming like a little girl, covering his face with the popcorn box he was holding. Popcorn flew into Sasuke's face and fell on his clothes. He wiped them all off as he said,

"Kabuto, it's me."

"SASUKE! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Kabuto yelled again, while attempting to get popcorn out of the couch. Orochimaru won't be too happy with this. Kabuto shuddered at the thought.

"Whatever, tell Orochimaru I'm going to go back to Konoha, asking forgiveness from Tsunade, getting punished lightly because I could still be useful not only for missions, but for information about him, let Tsunade forgive me, and meet Sakura the bridge. Send the message to Orochimaru A.S.A.P." Sasuke said.

"Fine, now let me watch the movie in peace!" Kabuto said, and shooed Sasuke away like he was some chicken. (Ironically, I think he is) Sasuke went back into his room, knowing that Kabuto would never get the peace he wanted… (Thanks to Orochimaru's new band of Nins) Sasuke started packing.


Sakura hung up the Konoha public phone, the only public phone around Konoha. Why she didn't use her own cellphone? It's because she knew Sasuke wouldn't answer. Yes, she has tormented him with her calls of love and her cries for affection.(Especially after midnight)Suddenly, Naruto came over running towards Sakura.

"SAKURA-CHAAAAN!" Did you hear? Sasuke came back to Konoha, asked forgiveness from Tsunade, got punished lightly because he could still be useful not only for missions, but for information about Orochimaru, and told some ANBU to tell me to tell you that he will be at the bridge." He said.

Sakura smirked to herself. Her little plan worked wonders.


Sakura was busy getting the poor, unlucky little Itachi ready for hiscoughfirstcoughmeeting with Sasuke. She was cutting out another Uchiha symbol. Itachi, on the other hand was wearing another one of Sakura's homemade clothes. It had the Hyuuga-ish jacket look, with the Uchiha style collar and the Uchiha symbol (Which is in the making) on the back. The wind was blowing Itachi's hair into his face. Itachi grunted as he wiped the hair off,

And it went back into his face.

He tried to get it out of his face again,

And again,

And again,

But alas, a fruitless effort. As if his hair was alive. How he wished Sakura would consider tying up his hair. (It was three inches past his shoulder, F.Y.I) Suddenly Itachi spotted Sasuke coming along with the hair of all nerd-ness…

"OHMIGOD! SASUKE-KUN!" screeched Sakura and she hugged him like she was hugging her last ice-cream cone in her lifetime.

"FOR THE LOVE OF MY TOMATOES! SAKURA! GET OFF ME!" Sasuke shrieked, shoving Sakura away from him. Naruto randomly came along out of nowhere and pulled Sakura off Sasuke. Right after that, both of them stared with mouths hanging open stupidly open at Sasuke.

"SASUKE(KUN)! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!" Both Naruto and Sakura shrieked. Itachi also felt like screeching the same thing, but he still has a reputation to consider. Yes, he was four now, but he still had his dignity, his cool-ness, his 'Itachi-ish' qualities.

"Okay, my hair is like this, big deal!" Sasuke said annoyed. Suddenly Sasuke spots Itachi, who was trying to hold down the urge to laugh. God! Sasuke's hair was like… weird! Sasuke steps closer to Itachi, "I know you…" he murmured.

Itachi's urge to laugh was instantly gone. Instead, he felt nervous now. What if Sasuke knew that the child in front of him was actually his older brother, the one he wanted to kill so badly? What if Sasuke realizes before Itachi could run away? No, Itachi had no intention to die yet. No, he wasn't ready. He started to run, but Sakura suddenly held him so tightly to her, Itachi couldn't move.

Sasuke was getting closer now, Sasuke was just 1 meter away…

Sasuke was right in front of Itachi now. Itachi struggled to get away from Sakura, but her grip on him was too strong. Itachi closed his eyes. For the first time in years, his heart was beating faster than lightning, for the first time, nervous butterflies were fluttering around his stomach. For the first time in years…

He was afraid.

Uchiha Itachi was afraid.

Afraid of his own foolish little brother, his baka otouto, Uchiha Sasuke.

MEANWHILE…

Kisame was sitting by a fire he somehow managed to make, despite his stupidity (No offence Kisame fans! Hey, that rhymed!) Kisame just sat there, by the fire… doing nothing useful to himself, or to the leader of Akatsuki.

"Itachi… where are you…" he wondered out loud as he grabbed an unlucky frog who just happened to be passing by. (Without much effort) He then put the frog into his mouth and chewed the frog slowly. Frogs weren't Kisame's favorite type of food, but he had no choice.

"I'm hungry…" Kisame said again.

BACK TO ITACHI…

Sasuke was crouching now, examining every inch of Itachi. He'd raise Itachi's hair up, or caress his face while staring attentively at Itachi, as if he was looking for any signs of fake Uchiha-ness. Itachi on the other hand, found this uncomfortable. He felt as if he was an item at a grocery shop, turned back and forth.Sasuke suddenly had that cool/shocked expression and….

Sasuke jumped back, startled. He then cried in a very dramatic way, pointing at Itachi accusingly. The background turned all shocking. "YOU MUST BE MY LONG LOST BROTHER SLASH COUSIN!" he yelped. Itachi had a very huge sweat drop behind his head. This scene was much too familiar.

"I TOLD YOU!" Sakura said happily. Sasuke was too dumbfounded to speak. He couldn't believe it, this was another Uchiha! When he sees his older brother again, he'd say, "HAH! You missed one!" right in Itachi's face. Hope was in Sasuke's life again… The Uchiha clan resurrection was going to be easier with help in his hands.

"SASUKE! OMHG! YOU GOT WHITE HAIR!" Naruto screeched all of the sudden. Sasuke then noticed that Naruto was eyeing his hair closely from a magnifying glass.

"It's also too dry…" Naruto continued.

"You should try Pantene conditioner, they're good" Sakura said, agreeing with Naruto. Sasuke held his head angrily while yelling

"WHO ASKED YOU!"

MEANWHILE…

Hatake Kakashi was in Hawaii (Does it even exist in the Naruto world?) He was lying down on his beach mat somewhere by the beach. He wasn't wearing anything except his boxers. Why? Because he had no swimsuit or swim pants! Though he still has the trademark headband and mask. Over his face was a very familiar orange book with 'Icha Icha Paradise – Limited Edition' on the cover. Kakashi was enjoying every moment in the book with passion. Suddenly, he remembered something…

"I wonder how the kids are doing?" He wondered out loud.

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"OH WELL!" Kakashi said and continued reading the book in his hands…


Yessss... that is all for now... please RATE AND REVIEW... or I'll put you in this fanfic and bash y'all to oblivion!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!