The 3 Most Annoying Legendaries

These legendaries are known to be very annoying to all legendaries (even to Mew).

They are: Cresselia, Groudon and Genesect.

Personalities, Actions and Flashbacks

Cresselia

The first is known as Cresselia which many of you believe is the Pokemon that gives sweet dreams, right? Hahahahaha…

WRONG!

She is a living nightmare in the Hall of Origins. She orders everyone around like they are servants. Here are two flashbacks to prove how annoying she is.

(Flashback #1)

"Phione! I told you to give me Ramen. R-A-M-E-N! Don't you get anything right?" Cresselia snapped.

Phione was holding a pizza in hands and was looking at Cresselia with tears.

"B-B-But Cresselia! You told me to get pizza a moment ago!" Phione said crying.

"Well I changed my mind! So get lost you useless thing!" Cresselia said, taking the pizza and eating it.

Phione ran away crying. After ten minutes, Cresselia noticed Manaphy came in and he was holding something behind his back.

"What do you want? To give me a present, admire my beauty and serve me better than that thing you call a sister?" Cresselia said.

Manaphy brought out a hammer from behind his back.

"You can't hurt me! I am Cresselia!" Cresselia yelled.

Manaphy, of course, didn't bother to listen to a word she said. You know when they say Actions speak louder than words? Well it works perfectly here because Cresselia got a broken nose and a LOT of PAIN.

(Flashback #1 end)

Now for the next Flashback.

(Flashback #2)

"Now I demand you to do what I say and destroy Darkrai! You serve a beautiful queen like me!" Cresselia yelled.

She was yelling at…Arceus. Yep, when I mean everyone I meant everyone.

"Excuse me? Last time I checked I was the one in charge here." Arceus said, annoyed.

"No you don't! I am the queen! Bow down to me!" Cresselia screamed at Arceus's face.

Arceus's eye twitched and she used a Dark type Judgement, causing an instant K.O.

"In your dreams, Cresselia." Arceus muttered to herself.

Giratina chose this moment to open the door to her room.

"How about I let my beautiful-" Giratina said before getting cut off by a door slaming on his face.

"Oh she will definitely fall for me." Giratina said to himself happily, ignoring the headache he received from the door.

(Flashback #2 end)

Yup Cresselia is one annoying Pokemon.

Groudon

Another legendary that is more annoying than Cresselia. He loves hearing the smaller legendaries crying in front of him. Well most of them do cry. Time for a Flashback!

(Flashback)

Groudon was having the time of his life, scaring little Manaphy and Phione about Giratina coming to eat them. He loved to hear their crying. To him it was music to his ears. Even though many legendaries, including Arceus, told him to stop bullying the smaller legendaries he would not listen.

"Hey Groudon! Cut it out, you big piece of trash!"

Groudon looked down and noticed a small hedgehog. This small hedgehog is Shaymin.

"Looks like I am going to make another small legendary scared. Can't wait to see you cry." Groudon sneered.

Shaymin's left eye twitched and she began to glow white. Groudon looked down and stared.

"WHAT THE-" Groudon said before getting hit by Seed Flare.

He was, of course, in a lot of pain and fainted.

"Teach you to call me little." Shaymin muttered.

(Flashback end)

Two valuable lessons learned from this flashback. One is never calling Shaymin little or you will regret it…literally. Second, Groudon is annoying more than Cresselia but not as annoying as the one I will tell you next.

Genesect

Shhh!

*A Scizor and Flygon look around and makes sure no one is listening*

"Okay, it is safe now to talk about him, Scizor X." Silver the Flygon said.

"If you say so Silver." Scizor X said.

Scizor X cleared his throat and began to get into narration voice.

Alright. It s time to tell you the worst of the three: Genesect. Genesect is not only annoying, he is also dangerous. Time for two flashbacks…again.

(Flashback #1)

"Finally. I have made a perfect plan for me to finally destroy my brothers!" Landorus laughed.

"So what do I have to do?" Mew asked.

" Mew, I want you to give Thundurus and Tornados a hug. Just please eat this candy bar first." Landorus said grinning.

'If my calculations are correct, Mew will eat this candy and he will go so hyper that when he hugs my two brothers, they will die right in his arms.' Landorus thought.

Just as he was going to give Mew the candy bar, when his door suddenly opened! But that wasn't what surprised him. This was.

"HI LANDORUS!" Genesect yelled.

"Ahhh!" Landorus screamed, startled.

Unfortunately the candy flew from his hand, up in the air. It was then blasted by a Fire type Techno Blast and Mew watched as the candy was destroyed before his very eyes.

"I guess now was the wrong time to come in. Oh well, see you later Landorus!" Genesect said cheerfully as he walked away.

"Hey Landorus? Forget about the deal." Mew said as he teleported away.

Landorus was floating still for a moment. He then looked up, with arms stretched wide and copied a memorable line from Dark Vader.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!"

(Flashback #1 end)

Time for the second flashback.

(Flashback #2)

Genesect decided to go look in Regice's room and founded her piano. He fired a Techno Blast at the piano which destroyed it. All what was left of it were a few keys.

Genesect then decided to go to his own room and be lazy.

Regice entered her room and noticed her broken piano. She then started crying.

Registeel quickly burst into her room and tried to comfort her.

"What is wrong Regice?" Registeel asked with concern in his voice.

"My piano is destroyed. I think Regirock broke it." Regice said, crying.

Registeel became mad when he heard the word Regirock.

"Excuse me for one minute please Regice." Registeel said.

After ten minutes, Regirock was screaming like a girl and was running from a very angry Registeel.

Regigigas watched from a distance and sweatdropped.

'You know…why did I bother to make them?" Regigigas asked himself, mentally.

(Flashback #2 end)

There you have it. Genesect is the most annoying legendary there is.


"Hey you two! Did you just called me the most annoying legendary?" Genesect asked, getting angry.

The Scizor and Flygon looked behind them and were startled to see Genesect.

"Uhh…maybe?" the Scizor said.

Genesect began charging a Techno Blast. When it was ready, he said this.

"I'M FIRRIN MAH LAZER!"

The Scizor and Flygon quickly dodged out of the way.

"SILVER! LET'S GET AWAY FROM HERE!" screamed the Scizor, as he began to take fly.

"RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SCIZOR X!" yelled Silver the Flygon as the two began flying away from the crazy bug.

"You won't escape! I will find you both!" Genesect said.