Disclaimer: I do not profit or intend to profit from anything Final Fantasy, any reference to anything that isn't Final Fantasy that is not my original work, or this fic itself.

Episode 2: No reviews...

Me: Okay, so Episode 1 was published a few days ago, but no reviews!

Zack: Haha!

Me: Shut up! I can't help it!

Zack: Can't help what? That everyone hates your writing?

Me: AGH! [Brings fist up]

Cloud: Hey, weren't we missing somebody last episode?

Me: Who? We got all the main characters here right now.

Aerith: Jenova's son remember? He killed me in the game.

Me: AHHH! Spoiler alert!

Barret: You haven't even finished playing the original game?

Me: No! So shut up!

Zack: Wow! Even I finished the game, and I'm not even in it.

Rydia: I beat it too!

Me: What the hell are you doing here? ! I thought I kicked you out last episode.

Tifa: No you didn't, remember? She totally froze you.

Me: Well I think now's the time she should leave.

Cloud: Noooooo! Please let Rydia stay!

Tifa: So you were serious when you said you love her!

Cloud: Yeah of course.

Tifa: Well don't you love me? I've been your friend since forever.

Cloud: I love you as a friend, sure. But Rydia is HOT!

Rydia: [Blushes]

Tifa: I'm gonna kill you! [Walks up to Rydia and punches her in the face]

Rydia: [Casts firaga on Tifa]

[Guards break up the fight]

Me: Since nobody on FanFiction reviewed this story or asked any of you guys a question, lets take some questions or dares from the audience.

Crowd: [raises hands]

Me: [Points to someone] Please say your name and where you're from please.

Person: My name is Spongebob SquarePants from Bikini Bottom. And my question is for Cloud!

Cloud: Okay

Spongebob: Oh my Neptune! I am such a big fan! Will you go Jelly fishing with me?

Everyone: [Laughs]

Cloud: Ummm... I don't know...

Me: Don't you wanna please your fans?

Cloud: Fine...

Spongebob: Hooray!

[Spongebob and Cloud exit]

Tifa: I hope he gets stung real bad!

Me: Whoa there! I thought you loved him.

Tifa: Not after he started loving that bitch from Final Fantasy IV!

Rydia: What did you call me, you whore?

Tifa: You heard me, you fat skank!

Rydia: Bitch! I will tear your face apart!

Tifa: I'd like to see you try with your small boobs!

Rydia: [looks at chest] Well at least my boobs don't weigh me down, give me back problems, and go past my bellybutton without a bra!

Crowd: OOOOHHHH

Rydia: I bet Cloud would rather masterbate than have sex with you!

Everyone: [Jaw drop]

Me: Okay, I think it's time Rydia leaves.

Tifa: NO! Let her stay, I wanna see her face after I rip it apart.

Me: Guards!

[Guards take Rydia away]

Me: Finally! Back to the original Final Fantasy VII characters.

Zack: Why did you have to take her away? I was enjoying the fight!

Barret: To be honest it is the most interesting thing that's happened on the show so far.

Me: Okay that's enough.

Yuffie: I was waiting for a bitch fight!

Sephiroth: I will kill you all!

Everyone: [Runs and screams]

Sephiroth: [Laughs] I'm just screwing with you guys!

Everyone: [relaxes]

Sephiroth: SIKE! [stabs Me with sword]

Everyone: [Gasps]

Zack: Oh my God! You killed the host! [Runs up and starts fighting Sephiroth]

Barret: Don't worry I have a phoenix down!

Aerith: How come nobody used one on me when Sephiroth killed me?

Barret: Because Square Enix sucks!

Everyone: [Gasps]

Zack: What did you say about our creators?

Sephiroth: Jenova is apart of Square Enix?

Zack: No dumbass!

Yuffie: I am so telling the developers on you, Barret!

Barret: No wait! Please don't! They'll make me die or something!

Aerith: What the hell? Then what made them wanna kill me off? Stupid developers...

Yuffie: Ooh! I'm telling on you too!

Aerith: Go ahead, they killed me once already!

[Yuffie snitches on Aerith and Barret]

Sephiroth: [Unsheathes sword] What's happening? I can't control myself!

[Sephiroth cuts off Aerith and Barret's head]

Crowd: [Gasps]

Sephiroth: Okay c'mon! I know I'm the villain, but how come I always have to kill everyone?

Zack: Blame it on Yuffie, she's the one that snitched.

[Sephiroth kills Yuffie]

Sephiroth: All that's left to kill is the puppy!

Zack: Oh sh- -!

[Sephiroth kills Zack]

Sephiroth: Yes! I have killed everyone! Haha!

[Cloud walks in with many jellyfish stings]

Cloud: Oh my God, everyone's dead!

[Cloud notices Sephiroth killed everyone]

Cloud: Hey Sephiroth, I think I saw Jenova down at Jellyfish Fields.

Sephiroth: Jenova? MOTHER!

[Sephiroth runs out, and Cloud uses a Phoenix Down on everyone]

Everyone: Thanks Cloud.

Me: So how was jellyfishing?

Cloud: Stupid King Jellyfish attacked me. Then Spongebob blew a bubble shaped like a pie and King Jellyfish ran off with it.

Barret: How did you breathe underwater?

Cloud: I couldn't at first, but this squirrel named Sandy or whatever gave me a diving suit.

Me: Sounds like a pretty weird place to be.

Zack: I know, sponges and squirrels that live underwater, jelly fishing. What's next? Every fish in Bikini Bottom driving cars?

Spongebob: They're boats, Mr. Fair.

[Silence]

Me: Okay, well I just received a dare from a local friend. Her name is Chirsty, and her dare is for Cloud.

Cloud: Why is it always me?

Me: She said she dares you to do IT with her.

Crowd: [Laughs]

Cloud: Dammit, not again...

Tifa and Yuffie: Again? !

Cloud: Whatever, I'm used to it.

[Cloud exits]

Me: Okay readers, how about we ask questions to other characters. Thanks. Well that's all the time we have today. I'm your host, Jonathan, and this is...

Everyone: The Advent Children Show!

I'd like to thank my friend Christy for being the first to read and asking Cloud her question or dare, or whatever it is. Thanks! :D