Hans Von Hozel Challenge Week 5: Merlotte's
Sam is Moneyless
Sam sit in office, he full of sad.
"Why your eyes raining?" Sookie ask.
"Bar in much debt. I must let go of your employment."
"No. I know making money plan." Sookie bring out sign which read "Carwash- 5 dollar"
"I make word art well." Say Sookie.
1 sleep later, Merlate's lot be flowing over with automobiles.
Sam and unprettiful waitresses not let to wash cars.
Sookie wash all cars herself. Sookie is clothing herself in white vest and hotpants. All town men watch her like she Playboy rabbit.
Sookie move like Beyonce as she clean car.
"Oh no I drop hose." Water wetten over her. Vest goes not visible.
"Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo." Go men.
"She hooker." Go ugly waitresses.
"I make money well." Go Sookie.
She see Sam once she finish sexy car-washing.
"We make ten million!" Sookie say, pulling money paper out of hot-pants.
"But water bill now cost ten million!" Sam cry again.
"Make no more tears. I got new money plan."
Sookie gets Eric and they go knocking on doors with cookies.
"I hate cookies!" Shout man at door. Sookie cry.
"Buy cookies or I Danube face with fist!" Eric say. Man give him credit card. This happens at every knocked door.
Next morning, Sookie go to Sam's office.
"We make trillion dollar!" Sookie say.
"We like Bill Gates! Celebration we must have."
"I already buy world on E-Bay!"
Sam cheer.
"No. Everyone now my slave." Sookie makes laughter evilly and slave-ifies world.
The End.
