You don't have to read 'Superiority Complex' to understand this but it would be nice if you did (review, too, dammit!) I'd like to apologize to the following people who reviewed but it got messed up when I re-loaded my fic cause I don't know how to use ff . net right.

Kori Nibiki, LittleDarkOne, sTar SNiPeR, and izumi.

Sorry about that guys! But I'm still going to answer your reviews and praise you for taking the time to.

Kori Nibiki- Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed the website! :D And I appreciate you liking my writing style!

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Ly Mizukage- Wah! I'm so happy that you thought it was good! :)

Thank you all! Your reviews made me so happy!! And I'm sorry again about the first four. But you can all go and review again if you want...::selfish:: Well, I've been taking up lots of space, so onto the second part!

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Naruto loved Sasuke.

Naruto loved ramen, too.

And if you were to ask him which one he loved more he'd probably tell you that there was no need to choose between the two because there would never come a time in his life when one would be more important than the other. Then he would start telling you about how he was going to become Hokage.

So the fight for Naruto's heart would always be a tie between ramen and Sasuke.

Until today.

"Ramen! Ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen!" Naruto jumped up and down excitedly, hopping from one foot to the other as he and Sasuke approached the Ichiraku ramen stall. He ignored the bewildered looks thrown his way in favor of singing a loud, off key song consisting of the names of every type of ramen he'd ever eaten.

Sasuke's eye twitched. He grabbed the back of the orange jump suit and tugged, cutting Naruto off in the middle of the word 'pork'. The golden haired shinobi frowned. "Oi, what was that for?"

Sasuke said nothing as he dropped Naruto on his butt, shaking his head and continuing forward. Naruto scrambled after him, wiping the dirt from his pants and pinching Sasuke in the arm. "Asshole! You could have just told me to shut up!"

Sasuke doubted that Naruto really would have. He smirked. "What's up with you and pinching lately?" Blue eyes blinked.

"Hm?"

Naruto looked at his hand before grinning deviously, nudging Sasuke in the shoulder and winking. "Kinky, eh?" The dark haired boy chuckled before pinching Naruto in the side.

"Ouch!" He rubbed his side and frowned. He was about to open his mouth when Sasuke cut him off and pointed.

"Ramen."

The magic word.

Instantly Naruto was better, pulling Sasuke into the small stand and pushing him into an empty stool. He began pounding his fists on top of the bar, earning him a rude look from a woman sitting nearby as she hastily rose to leave. Naruto blew a raspberry at her.

"Ah, Naruto! The usual?" The owner asked cheerfully, approaching the hyper active blond and smiling. The boy nodded vigorously. He turned to Sasuke. "And you?"

Sasuke shook his head, not hungry. The owner shrugged before going back into the kitchen to make Naruto's order. The blond boy whooped. "Yay! Ramen! And Sasuke's buying it for me!!!"

Sasuke couldn't help but smile when Naruto clapped his hands, obviously excited. He loved it when Naruto was happy. Just as long as he was the one making him happy. Sasuke crossed his arms and couldn't help but be impressed as he watched the owner balance six bowls of ramen on a tiny tray.

He set them down in front of Naruto. "There yah go, boy!" The old man ruffled Naruto's blond locks affectionately, not noticing the glare Sasuke was giving him, before leaving them alone. Immediately Naruto broke his chopsticks, clapped his hands together shouting "Itadekimasu!", and dove into his bowl of ramen.

Sasuke rested his chin on his hand, watching Naruto from the corner of his eye as he slurped up the long noodles, every now and then telling them just how good they were and how happy they made him. Sasuke began to frown.

Was food supposed to make someone that happy?

"I love you, Ramen!" Naruto hugged his bowl, simultaneously slurping the hot broth.

Apparently so.

"You're gonna burn yourself." Sasuke murmured, looking away from Naruto. The blond boy looked aghast.

"Ramen would never do that to me!" Naruto shouted, looking extremely offended. He pulled the bowl close to him.

"You have a problem."

"With what?" Naruto asked childishly, a string of noodles hanging from his mouth. Sasuke rolled his eyes when Naruto turned loving eyes back to his bowl. Growing agitated, he snatched the chopsticks from Naruto's hands.

"Oi! What the hell is your problem?!" Naruto shouted, causing the owner to pop his head up from the back. Sasuke waved his hand, nodding to the man that Naruto was just being his normal loud self, before turning back to look into angry blue eyes.

Sasuke stared. Naruto glared. Sasuke continued to stare. Naruto continued to glare.

Sasuke frowned.

"Well, teme?!" Naruto yelled, leaning foward in an attempt to get his chopsticks back from Sasuke. The black-haired boy leaned back, holding the chopsticks high. Naruto scowled hotly. "Asshole!"

"...You're an idiot." Sasuke countered, still keeping the chopsticks out of Naruto's reach. Just why was Naruto so insistant on getting his utensils back? Did ramen really mean THAT much to the blond boy?! Sasuke felt a pout tug at his lips.

Naruto, in the mean time, had discovered that if he braced a hand on Sasuke's upper thigh and leaned close, he could just touch the wooden sticks. Taking a deep breath, Naruto swung his body foward quickly in an attempt to get more momentum. Unfortunately his hand slipped on the fabric of Sasuke's pants and Naruto found himself landing hard in Sasuke's lap.

With the force of the fall, Sasuke looked down curiously to find his lap full of blond hair. Naruto moaned as he felt his jaw throb from the hard fall. Sasuke's shoulder's stiffened.

And that wasn't the only thing.

Sasuke's mind suddenly went into over-drive. Was Naruto actually going to do what he thought he was...? He felt his eyes close in pure bliss as his mind supplied him with wonderful images of just what Naruto was going to be doing. Unconciously Sasuke began raking his fingers through Naruto's hair.

"A-Anooooou....." The blond boy drawled out as soon as he felt Sasuke's hand in his hair. What was he doing? Naruto frowned. Sasuke sure was weird sometimes! He sighed, blinking his bright blue eyes in confusion when he suddenly felt something stir underneath his chin...

"..........ITAI!!!" Naruto shouted, sitting up quickly, his face flushed scarlet. Wah! Why did things like that always have to happen to him?! And why did Sasuke have to be such a pervert all the time?!? Naruto asked himself this over and over as he tried to get his breath back under control.

Sasuke frowned as he felt Naruto pull away with a loud yell of protest. His body burned from the blond's presence and Sasuke mentally stabbed himself in the head. Uhg! Naruto was so confusing! One minute he was about to give Sasuke the best gift any boyfriend could receive, the next he's jumping away as if he was burned...

Sasuke tried to calm his raging hormones. It was proving most difficult. Next to him, Naruto continued to look mortified.

"Sasuke...!!" Naruto cried, really confused at the turn of events. His earlier plight over his rapidly-cooling ramen was completely forgotten.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was having a hard time. Hearing Naruto say his name like that had just made the situation worse. He gritted his teeth as his fists clenched. His eyes shot open wide when he felt a warm hand graze his cheek, then settle on his forehead.

"...Sasuke? You okay?" The blond boy asked, leaning closer to the hormonal teenager. Sasuke felt his eye begin to twitch as his body responded, yet again, to Naruto's oblivious touch.

"Naruto."

"Yeah?" Naruto asked, cheeks flushing at the tone Sasuke's voice had taken. Was he okay? His voice sounded...odd. Deep. And his eyes looked glassy. Naruto pouted as his hand rested on Sasuke's cheek. The raven-haired boy was even starting to feel hot. "Ne, Sa--"

Lips, fast and demanding and hot, descended on Naruto quickly. The blond felt his head spin as Sasuke pulled closer. Completely not expecting this reaction, Naruto opened his mouth to protest, which Sasuke immediately took as an invitation. He thrust his tongue deep into Naruto's warm mouth, causing the shorter shinobi to squeek and pull away.

Sasuke licked his lips, eyes hooded as he gazed into Naruto's face. Naruto felt his cheeks turn scarlet as he realized just where they were and what they'd been doing. He punched Sasuke in the arm. Hard.

"Asshole!!! What the hell were you doing?!?" He whispered furiously, face bright red. Sasuke smirked, leaning foward and licking Naruto's lips quickly. He grinned. Naruto felt his eyelids begin to grow heavy. He shook his head quickly.

"N-Not here, Sa....Sasuke.." Naruto murmered against Sasuke's lips. The raven-haired boy grinned.

"Then where?" Sasuke teased, sitting up straight and looking pointedly at Naruto's ramen. The blond boy didn't notice. "Let's go back to your place....please?"

Naruto pouted, blue eyes filled with want. When Sasuke gave out a small smile, Naruto jumped up quickly and began dragging Sasuke down the street. The dark shinobi had just enough time to slap some money onto the counter and flip his finger at the cold bowl of ramen, relishing in the childish behavior. The score had changed.

Sasuke: 1

Ramen: 0

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Aaaaand...I can't believe I actually wrote that! ::laughs:: It was fun to, though! Maybe I should make this longer...? Let me hear some noise, people! :D

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