:3 I´m glad you guys liked the first chapter so much ^_^
love to all who reviewed, even those who didn´t lol
*sighs* so I realised that there isn´t nearly a sufficent number of fics with my favorite crack pairings (close to none, actually :P) I think I´m in the mood for some one shots (maybe a series of interconnected ones..? I haven´t decided yet, but if this keeps up, I´ll need to expose the world to the goodness that is Fairy Tail Crack Pairings)
CH 2
"Gazie-bear"
"Calm down kid" the elder woman said as they sat in a carriage, Gazille in the birdcage that sat in her lap "I promised to turn you back remember"
Gazille just continued to bash against the sides of the cage, barely moving it
"Oh Teddy, relax, after the week is up I'll return you to where you live and we can just forget this ever happened!" she said steadying the barely moving cage with her arms
'Fucking fantastic' Gazille thought growling 'Straight from this hell to the nuns, I swear one day I'm gonna join a dark guild so I won't have to deal with this crap' Gazille tried yelling, making sure to be as loud as possible, snickering to himself when the old woman winced in pain
"Gazille, stop screaming now or I'll stitch your mouth closed" she said pulling out a thread and needle. The needle shined menacingly, and promptly made Gazille shut his face "Now, you'll be at the mercy of my granddaughter, but I'm telling you now not to run away, I'm the only one who can change you back and if you aren't at my granddaughter's house when I come by a week from now, I won't go looking for you"
'Stupid woman, like I'd want to be stuck like this' Gazille thought turning his head and looking at the mirror to his right 'I barely even look like a bear' he decided, looking at his shaggy black fur and the piercings that adorned his face in the same places as it did in his human form 'Hell what sort of bear has metal in its face and red eyes' he thought closing and opening one eye a couple times
"Now Gazille" Ruby McGarden said pulling his cage from her lap and climbing down from the carriage "Play nice with Levy, if you make her cry I'll pull out every one of your punk piercings" she threatened seriously, before walking into the large white house
"Gammy!" a childish voice yelled before a flash of blue tackled the decrepit old woman
"My Cuddley-umpkins" the old woman cooed, dropping Gazille's cage without a second thought as she fawned over her granddaughter
'Old bitch' Gazille thought looking dizzily around 'Why the hell is Juvia..oh' Gajeel thought, his mind clearing as the shock of the fall began to wear off 'Huh, and here I thought Lockster was the only kid with blue hair' he thought feeling his world tip upside down as clumsy hands gripped the bars of the cage
"Gammy, he's soo…"
"It's okay Levy, you can call him ugly" Ruby McGarden said flippantly looking down at her granddaughter "This one didn't turn out to be as cute as the others lachrima bears I made for you"
Gazille sniffed 'Like she's one to talk, she was born ugly 5,000 years ago' he thought glaring at the old woman 'I wonder how many others the old hag turned into stuffed animals before me'
"Gammy!" the little blue haired girl said an angry expression set across her face "Gazelle isn't ugly!" she defended, huddling around his cage
"If you say so Levy" her grandmother said mussing the young girl's curly hair "But his name isn't Gazelle, that's the name of an animal" she said giving the girl a patient smile "This bear's name is Gazille"
"Gaa-ZEEL" the young girl said slowly, receiving a nod of approval from the old woman "He's…different" the little girl said grinning down at the bear
'Oh wow, this kid has about as many teeth as the old lady' Gazille thought snickering internally as the girl brought him into the home
"Gazie-bear, are you…laughing?" the little pig tailed girl asked giving the cage a light shake as the stuffed animal continued chortling
"What an annoying laugh" Ruby McGarden commented, sending the caged bear a sly smirk "Sounds like a dying cat"
'What the fuck' Gazille thought, stopping his laughing and glaring at the old woman 'Like you're one to talk, with your Ohohohohoho shit'
"Gammy, Gazie's laugh is kinda weird" Levy admitted sending the teddy an apologetic smile "but he most defiantly doesn't sound like a dying cat" she said setting the cage atop a wooden table "Will you let him out of the cage?"
"Of course princess." The old woman said smiling "Hey, why don't you set up a tea party for Gazille and your other stuffed animals?" the little girl's eyes widened in excitement before she ran off get her tea set and toys
'You old bitch' Gazille thought crossing his arms and glaring at the old woman 'Is this your only source of enjoyment? Torturing children?'
"Gazie-bear" the woman said reaching a wrinkly hand into the cage and pulling the bear out "Play nice with Levy, no funny business. That includes any tricks you might try to pull on my son and daughter-in-law" she said giving him a quick squeeze
"Gammy! Wanna have tea with us?" the little girl asked reaching up and clapping her hands around the bear, lifting him from the old woman's grasp
"No thank you Levy, I just came by to say hello and bring you Gazille" the old woman said running a hand through her long spindly hair "Are mommy and daddy home? I wanted to say hi before I went back home"
"Mommy's hanging the laundry and daddy's gone for a tournament his guild is a part of" the little girl said cradling the metal studded bear like a baby in her arms "He should be back the day after tomorrow"
"Oh that silly son of mine" the old woman said shaking her head "Obsessed as he is with his little athlete's guild, why, in my day, they only had guilds for mages who did real missions like slaying ogres and protecting villages" the grandmother said dramatically holding a hand to her forehead and sighing "Why a woman like your mother ever settled for a man like my son, I'll never know"
"Daddy's amazing!" Levy said stomping her foot childishly "Just because he could never use magic doesn't mean you can look down on him!" the little girl yelled
"Oh Levy-chan you're scary when you're angry" the old woman commented seeing the little girl blush in embarrassment "And I'm not saying those things because about your father because he cannot use magic"
"You're not?"
"No Levy, it's because your father would rather be off at his guild than spending time here with you and your mother" she said rubbing the girl's head "Now when you see him tell him I said he'd better spend more time with you" Ruby McGarden said kissing the girl's forehead "Have fun with your tea party, I'm going to say hello to your mother"
"Alright gammy" the girl said waving goodbye to her grandmother before skipping to her bed room, the small black bear sitting in her arms
"Gazille!" she said plopping him on to a small pink chair that sat across from her "meet Princess Moomoo" she said holding up a cow plushy with a sparkly pink dress on "And Karofingus" she said she said pointing to a purple clad snake-like doll with its head face down in an empty tea cup "They're going to be your new friends along with everyone else!" she said as he made a quick turn around her room, filled to the ceiling with dolls and stuffed animals
'Oh. Fuck.' Gazille thought seeing a blur of china faces and fake fur 'She's one of those creepy ass doll collectors' he thought feeling panic rise in his chest
"Okay! Tea time!" she said grabbing a plastic tea pot "Today we're having the Levy special!" she said filling the small cup in front of her newest toy with the frothy black liquid "Drink up!"
'What the fuck is this shit?' Gazille thought staring at the slightly steaming concoction 'She expects me to drink this crap?' he thought seeing her brown eyes focused on him, waiting 'Heh, sucks for you little girl' he thought grinning as he pulled Karofingus from the cup and began stuffing the inanimate plushy into the froth filled one
"Gazille!" the seven year old yelled in horror, lunging forward to save her doll from drowning in the cup "You're being a bad bear!" she chastised pulling a stained and dripping Karofingus from the bear "Oh, Karo-chan, Gazie is sorry, he just doesn't have any manners" she said patting the doll comfortingly as she carried the doll into the bathroom
'Heh stupid girl' Gazille thought sliding out from the plastic chair and on to the floor 'Now if I can find a good hiding place for the next week, maybe I can get out of having to have stupid tea parties with this girl' he thought hearing soft footsteps coming into the room 'Ah, shit!' he thought sliding under her bed and hiding 'she's back'
"Gazille!" the little girl called, pacing her room "Gazille, we're not playing hide-and-go-seek right now" the girl whined "Come out, come out!"
Gazille just grinned 'Not happening'
"Gazille" the little girl's tone became more desperate and she began flinging other toys around in her search "Ga-" she swallowed, her breaths coming out in small hiccups "-zille"
'Damn it' he thought hearing the beginnings of tears 'Granny said I'd get it if I made her cry..'
"Ga-Gazille!" the little girl screeched plopping down on the floor and rubbing her eyes
'F-For fuck's sake' Gazille thought letting an annoyed sound escape his mouth before he crawled out from under her bed
"Ga-Gaziebear" she said snatching him up and burring her face into his fur "I knew you didn't leave!" she said getting snot and tears all over him "Let finish the tea party!" she said cheerily, placing him into her chair and filling the tea cup
'God' Gazille thought feeling his face contort into a mask of anger and annoyance 'I'm stuck with this for a week?' he thought staring blandly at the dark liquid
"Drink it"
'I think I'd rather die' Gazille thought as he stared unmoving at the cup
"Drink it or I'll cry" Levy threatened seeing her bear look at her, horrified "you don't like it when I cry huh?" she thought grinning at the teddy
'I couldn't give less of a fuck if you cried or not, I just don't want to deal with your sadist grandmother' he thought dipping the end of one of his arms into the liquid 'ugh, I swear, this crap just growled at me'
Levy picked up the cup in one hand and grabbed Gazille with another "Now that's a good teddy" she cooed stuffing his face into the liquid.
'What the fuck is your problem?' Gazille raved trying to get himself out of the itchy liquid 'You're worse than the old lady' he thought screaming as loudly as his new body would allow
"Ouch. Gazille!" Levy said pulling him from the cup and patting his head "Okay, okay, I get it, no more of the Levy Special" she said rubbing her right ear a bit
'Hmm, at least the girl understands that much' Gazille thought closing his mouth and crossing his arms while she held him up to her face
"Ehehe" Levy laughed a bit nervously "You're a feisty one, huh?" she said smiling at him
'God, next she's gonna start calling me 'cute' or 'adorable', ugh' he thought a small shutter rocking through his body
"Eh? Gazie-bear, are you cold?" the little girl asked grabbing a fluffy blanket and making a volcano around the black fuzz ball "That's better huh?" she said rubbing the sides of the Gazille volcano she said yawning and rubbing her eyes a bit "Mmm Gazille, nice and *yawn* warm" Levy curled up around the blanket, successfully trapping the plushy as she began to fall asleep
'….Well, this sucks' Gazille thought frowning at the young girl whose arms were clutching the cover tightly, leaving no room for him to wiggle '….but I guess this is better than that stupid tea party' he thought hearing himself let out a squeaky sounding yawn 'Yeah..nap time's not so bad' he thought letting his eyes drift
ahhhh, sorry Carprincess, but I just couldn´t wait any longer for you to check this chapter out, I had to post -_-;
Forgive my weakness
