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I woke up earlier than usual. I had barely slept last night, with all of the excitement of my life long dream coming true. Now I was fully awake because of that.

Or maybe because I was staring at the scariest thing I ever set my brown eyes upon.

A head with an octopus body.

My reaction was what any normal person would do. Freak out ans scream.

I kicked the octopus off of my legs, trying to scramble to the far side of the bed, where the door was. It took longer than I had thought, but I remember this bed was the size of three king size beds. I didn't look to see if the octopus was following me(it was that creepy), but I'm pretty sure that the creepy "oohhh"s getting closer meant it was chasing me. That only caused me to increase my crawling speed.

When I finally reached the edge, I fell off the bed with a muffled oof. Something heavy thudded onto my back, and I fell still. Creepy...octopus...on...back...wait just a moment. Octopus? Oh shoot...don't tell me...

"Tako Luka!" I exclaimed, rolling over to come into eye contact with said octopus.

"Whee!" she replied, spinning around with her tentacles swishing with her(creepy and disturbing). This was creepy and awesome at the same time though.

"Did you come to wake me up?" I asked, looking around. Not that I needed waking up...really. A clock I didn't notice before said it was eight in the morning. I twitched. Who in their right mind would wake up this early? I shrugged and got up, ruffling my hair down to get ride of the bed head. Tako Luka, however, hopped onto my head right after I ruffled out the bed head. Huh...maybe she would cover them for me...

I walked over to my larger suitcase, opening it to reveal my treasures. I picked up on of my treasure, cuddling it while squealing in pure fangirl language.

"Eh?" Tako Luka spoke, staring at the object in my head. I gulped.

"Please...don't tell anyone..." I muttered. Tako Luka used one of her tentacles to rub her head. I wonder if she could talk. I did see a video of her singing before. There was also that video of her speaking small phrase while she was with Teto, Kaito, and Luka playing tongue twister.

My door suddenly opened. I freaked out and slammed the suitcase shut, making sure I carefully put the treasure back safely.

"Ohayo!" two voices announced. I realized they said it in Japanese. At least I knew that it meant "good morning". I looked at the people who spoke. Hey, they kind of looked like-

"Holy fribbits!" I exclaimed. Don't ask. I thought of the word "fuck" and "ribbit" at the same time. "G-Gumi and Miku!" They looked at me and grinned.

"Hajimemashite! Anata wa watashi-tachi no gesuto ni suru hitsuyō ga arimasu!" they chimed together. My head swirled. Hang on a second. I only caught the words "nice to meet you"and "you are our guest". Heh, watching anime helps me with some Japanese at least. However, I still had confusion on my face.

"Miku-san, watashi wa kanojo ga nihongo no wakaru to wa omowanai," Gumi stated to Miku. Dutch it. Alright, I think I caught the words "I, she, Japanese and understand".

"Eh? Kanojo wa sonogo, VOCALOID no fandearu no wa naze?" Miku asked in a tone of confusion. Ugh...I think I heard "she, Vocaloid, fan and why". Gumi just shrugged in response, but they both looked nervous. What, don't tell me only Miki and Piko understood/spoke nearly perfect English. Ah, can't forget Luka too.

"N-nice to meet you. H-hello," Miku tried. I blinked when she bowed to me. Hastily, I returned it.

"Nice to meet you. Watashi wa Kokodesu," I tried. I think I got that right. Gumi and Miku grinned.

"Minna mo ga anata o matte imasu," Gumi said, and then looked embarrassed. I think I head the word "everyone" in there. Wait, so that means..."

"Let's go!" I stood up abruptly, Tako Luka swaying a little. They looked surprised before nodding.

"Follow us," Miku said, grabbing my arm. Now I was reminded of yesterday, with Miki.

(Scene Change)

I nearly forgot about Tako Luka on my head. I guess Miku and Gumi chose not to comment about her. It was endless walking. but all of the hallways seemed...quiet. I was still shocked about meeting two famous Vocaloids. We stopped in front of the tallest doors I had ever seen in my whole life. Geez, this place doesn't run out of surprises, eh?

"H-here are we! Meet the Vocaloids, UTAUloids and Voyakiloids!" Miku and Gumi announced in unison, pushing open the doors. Dramatically, a beam of light burned onto my face. I closed my eyes for a few seconds, and soon I was in a room the size of my guest room...nah, I lied. It was two times the size of the room I was staying at. Chatter was everywhere, nearly echoing, but it all abruptly stopped when the doors shut behind me. I felt all eyes on me. Now I was really scared.

What if they didn't like me? Then I would have to leave, and I didn't want that to happen.

"Koko-chan!" Miki called. She motioned for me to sit in a chai. I gave a nervous glance at Miku, who nodded and let go of my arm. Alright...here goes nothing...gulp...

I started to put my foot in front of the other. Eyes of different colors followed my direction, and I faintly noticed Tako Luka was starting to stir on my head. Was she sleeping earlier?

As soon as I sat down, Tako Luka flopped onto my lap suddenly. I squealed, my hair sticking out in surprise. There were snickers and giggles. I looked up from my lap to meet the faces of every Vocaloid, UTAU and Voyakiloid. I gulped, bowing my head.

"N-nice to meet you. My nickname is Koko," I muttered. Strangely, I was being mature in this situation. Footsteps came towards me. I looked up to see the face of either Rin and Len. Seeing the barrettes, I confirmed it was Rin.

She reached out a hand, letting it rest on my chest...I freak out again. She gave a satisfied smile and shook my hand.

"Kagamine Rin ga, anata ni aete ureshii," she said. "Watashi wa sudeni anata ga sukidesu. Watashi-tachi wa tomodachi ni nareru to iidesu ne."

That was the hardest sentence I've had to decipher yet. Okay, so she said her name...something about being glad...something about liking me...and becoming friends. What...did she want to be my friend because...I was flat...like her?

"Rin-chan, kanojo wa hanasu/ ryūchō ni nihongo o rikai suru koto wa dekimasen." Miku sighed. I did not want to decipher that. It seemed as if their sentences were getting harder and harder.

"Tako Luka seems to like you," someone said in PERFECT English. I looked up to see the gentle smile of Megurine Luka. "It looks like I'll be the Translator today," a hand was laid on my shoulder. "Just be patient, one of our scientists are working on a project that will help with the different language problem here," Luka reassured. I nodded in understanding and excitement.

"N-nice to meet you," a voice said, shaking my hand. I nearly let out the loudest fangirl squeal I made in my life.

"Len-chan!" I tackled the blond, suffocating him, which caused his face to turn blue. Tako Luka had managed to escape being squished, now climbing onto Luka's shoulder. Neru twitched only slightly. I squealed inside. I was a very big LenxNeru supporter. I looked around. Everyone either seemed amused, confused, or grumpy/pissed off.

"Sate sate minasan, anata o shiyou to meimei suru kanojo no tame no jikan," Miku announced.

"You're going to name as much Vocaloids as you can," Luka told me. I nodded eagerly. Everyone gathered around my while I took a deep breath.

-insert bunches of names here-

I couldn't name the UTAU dude. I say him in a PV before. I think his character item was curry. There were also other UTAUs, but I couldn't remember their names sorta. I wasn't thinking straight right now. When I named Dell, he told me he was forced to be here, and I had asked if he got blackmailed because of his cigarettes. He told me to shut the eff up. Yeah, he's so cheery, isn't he?

"It seems you know most of your Vocaloids," Luka nodded in pride. "But I think most of them have an appointment, do they not?"

"Eh?"

"Koko, as you think, people buy the Vocaloid program. You also think that there are hundreds of copies of every Vocaloid. You think that UTAUs only exist in the computer and some people don't really like their voicebanks. You think that all people do is lower some of our songs to get the Voyakiloids and the Kagene Twin's sounds.

However, you are wrong. We all exist in the metal. When people buy one of us, they are actually signing a contract, and therefore summoning us to them so we can sing for them. They can call us anytime in order to get us to sing the song they want us to sing. Well, the little facts about the Voyakiloid and UTAUs are kind of true.

Someone accidentally lowered the pitch of Miku's song, so everyone was led to believe that Haku was created then. But, Haku was created into a metal body years after the first lowered song. She, back then, was just an imaginary mascot, but Vocaloid scientists decided to create her.

Everyone that bought us and met us in person, they were sworn to secrecy, but they are monitored everyday by Vocaloid security. At live concerts, we actually appear, but people think that those are holograms. The world never knew the Vocaloids existed in metal."

I sat there, processing what Luka had just told me. So they were real from the day their voice banks were created.

"But...I read that humans help supplied your voices-"

"That is true, but they never knew that we, the mascots, were created in metal."

"And the demos-"

"After a trial of over, the Vocaloid scientists erased their memories," Miki cut in.

"And the UTAUs? You don't buy them. What then?"

"Anyone who downloads the UTAU system and an UTAUloid's voice bank signs the contract too. Same process as a Vocaloid," Luka said.

"One last question...what about the fanmades?"

"They are not made into metal," Luka replied sadly. "People may make their voicebanks, but they only have the voicebank, not the mascot in metal itself. However, if one were to be official, that fanmade would be made into a mascot of metal, and his/her creator would be sworn into secrecy and constant monitoring. However, that has only happened with Neru and Nero." I then noticed that Miki, Luka, and Miku were the only ones in this room with me.

"So everyone went to sing for their short term masters?" I muttered, feeling tired and hungry.

(Night)

To pass time, the rest of us decided to go swim, play some random games and eat. They especially ate barrel loads of cherries, tuna and negi. Although I knw about their obsessions, it still scared me.

"So, is anyone dating in this mansion-palace?" I asked out of the blue.

At that, Miki accidentally spat out a cherry pit onto a tuna, Miku chocked on her negi and Luka paused in eating a raw tuna, with Tako Luka on her head.

"Well..." Luka hesitated, before it turned into anger. "That damned Gakupo can't choose between me or Gumi!" she snarled, the tuna exploding in her hand. Miku said something quitely.

"Kaito-nii can't choose between me or Mei-chan. But...I think he's likely to choose Mei-chan. They are closer in age after all," Miki translated in place of Luka, before blushing. "Well...Piko recently...asked me out..."

I was too scared to pay full attention. Luka had the darkest aura I had ever experienced behind her. I slowly back up and ran away to find my room. It must be tough for her, and I'm afraid she's going to strangle Gackupo because of me now. Maybe I shouldn't tell her I like the love triangle between them, but that was only because I didn't know who suited Gumi.

I sighed sadly. Now I knew the two fanmades I created in my head would never be made into metal. I collapsed in the hallway. Too...tired...