Final Fantasy VII
Ramblings of Boredom
We all know a bored Yuffie is a bad Yuffie, but sometimes there's nothing to stop her. Watch as our favorite characters suffer the wrath of a bored Yuffie.
Chapter 2-
After a long day of work, angsting, and just being Cloud, all he wanted to do was sleep (and imagine Tifa naked…or maybe not), and he would of to if it wasn't for that ninja and her little minions too!...Dear lord…he's got to stop watching cartoons with Marlene and Denzel. So when he got back, instead of that sleep and perverted dreams he was planning on having, he had to protect and defend his most beloved assets. No, not his chocobo exactly, if you know what I mean.
As he rolled in, the most dreadful sight popped out of nowhere. No, Tifa's boobs were perfectly safe.
"Hiya, Spike!" The source of all evil grinned widely.
He glared at her accusingly, what did she want this time? The last time she talked to him, he ended up sleeping on the couch for a week.
"…"
If Yuffie felt any hate waves from Cloud, and his chocobo, she ignored it, "Well," she started staring at the sky, "Today I was randomly thinking," waving at him in a nonchalant manner (of course he knew there was nothing nonchalant about anything she did), "and I was totally wondering…is your hair naturally like that?"
Cloud evenly looked at her, this was a normal question to ask after all. Normally he would just ignore her and leave, but she was in a 100 meter proximity of his Fenrir (which after learning last time after she went on a "road ride" that ended up with his Fenrir coming back in a 1000 and 2.5 pieces, never trusted her near a motorcycle ever again).
"…yes."
Yuffie leaned against the railing near the Fenrir, "Because I was wondering, didn't it hurt your mom when she popped you out?"
Now Cloud stared at her like you would a deranged criminal, which wasn't much off mark, "…huh?"
She leaned forward, in her teacher/student style, "You know, popped out of down there," she whispered the last part like it was forsaken, she instantly straighted, "It's called childbirth and you come out off her vi-"
Cloud interrupted her before she could continue, "I know how babies are made, what's your point!?"
Yuffie tilted her head in pondering, "Is there a point?"
Cloud gritted his teeth in agitation, "Normally when you talk to some one, you normally have a reason to." This is why he rarely ever talked to people…what exactly was in the water in Wutai!? Every person from Wutai he knew was freaky, Tseng, Vicent, Yuffie…ugh.
Yuffie grinned cheekily, "I'm not normal now, am I?"
'No you aren't' he thought, keeping his angsty façade on his face.
Yuffie kicked her feet in the air, "You know, I've always wondered something…"
Cloud mentally prepared himself, he was ready this time.
"Why do you always use such big swords?" She smirked, "Are you trying to make up for something?"
…yeah right…a super genius couldn't keep up with Yuffie. And how dare Yuffie make fun of his chocobo!
Before he could respond, he and Yuffie heard Tifa from inside, "Yuffie, can you come help me with something?"
Yuffie grinned, "See ya, Spike. This enlightening conversation was fun, wait until I tell Tifa!"
Cloud stared after the devil's incarnation skipping up the stairs to trip on the way in the door.
He rubbed a hand over his face irritated, he was definitely going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.
--author's note--
...randomness rocks.
