"So I says to him, you wanna know what I says to him?" said Young Link as he rapidly mashed the B button, "I says to him, 'That concept is even shittier than me!' And you wanna know what he said? I dunno what he said. He said something in Japanese."
The party was held at N64 Hyrule Castle, which was deserted since everyone was either in one of Brawl's 65535 audiences, or waiting in line to be in one of Brawl's 65535 audiences. Roy suspected that the ruined Temple would be a popular battlefield again, and settled for a location that would most likely never again be visited.
"So, um, why am I here again?" asked Sigurd.
"Because," answered Mewtwo, "I need someone to exchange comments with when nothing interesting happens."
"Well, this isn't exactly the greatest party ever, seeing as there are only six guys, including myself," commented Sigurd.
"That, my living example of a hair-based FE cliché, is why I've invited not only guys who were in Melee but not Brawl, but other characters who warranted being in Brawl, but weren't because Nintendo likes to smack around their own characters," responded Mewtwo. "Remember what Roy said yesterday?"
We could play our games and not let anyone in except guys who are pissed that they aren't in Brawl!
"Works for me, I guess, but why'd you invite me?" asked Sigurd.
"You and your son warrant being an Assist Trophy," answered Mewtwo. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make sure everyone on the list is here."
Huh, thought Sigurd. Me and my son, Celice, an Assist Trophy, and at the same time, no less! Although I'm not too pissed that I'm not in Brawl…wait, Sigurd thought, how COULD I possibly be in Brawl when I'm DEAD?! Oh well.
Meanwhile, a Poker game was going on between Roy and Krystal. Krystal was winning, of course.
"Okay, I give up! Krystal, your telepathic-ness is broken in a game like this, you know that?! No wonder you weren't in Brawl, you'd just read everyone's minds!" shouted Roy.
"Oh, stop whining," said Krystal. "Besides, I can't read minds anyways, I sense thought patterns." She could just hear Fox saying, "Yeah! REAL USEFUL!" Krystal hadn't been appreciated very much lately, and Fox throwing her off Star Fox made her want to join Star Wolf just to get back at him, but Wolf wouldn't let her in either due to Panther accusing Krystal of having sex with Fox. And now she'd been rejected from Brawl. "I still can't get over it, being rejected AGAIN, I mean," said Krystal. "They just…they completely ignored my background ever since we got off Dinosaur Planet, and then…Fox…I…ugh…he kept Falco, who betrayed him TWICE, for god's sake!"
"The way I see it," said Roy, "you shouldn't even have joined Star Fox at all, really. I mean, you were on your own until they showed up. And I think you could've done better on your own." Roy walked away from the table.
"…thank you, Roy," whispered Krystal.
Support Level increased. (Roy-Krystal: C)
"Ahem. Roy!"
"Wha? Oh, h-hi Lilina…"
"Can I talk to you about the line of text 6 lines above this one?"
"Uh…text line? I…I don't…"
"YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED YOU DUMB FUCK! FORBLAZE!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
