CHAPTER 2 : ENEMIES
"Does a smuggler only know how to get things that aren't theirs? Aren't they knowledgeable about the people of the place that they will rob? You got a tiny little brain, Miss", Han said as he came eye to eye with the smuggler who ruined his supposed to be best-day-ever.
"I did know you", Chewie said with a confused look.
"And as for you Wookie, you're always with this insect?", pointing at Leia.
"Will you just leave us alone?" Leia finally said.
"So I guess you really aren't using your head after all. You think I can just jump off this junk and float back to Alderaan? Your brain stinks!", Han replied, almost annoyed and obviously spiting Leia.
"You're the one who went to the Falcon in the first place. And stop calling her a junk because you might want to look at yourself first before underestimating anything," Leia said almost shouting.
She and Chewie went back to the Falcon's head place leaving Han in there.
"I would not come here if you didn't ruin my ceremony!" he shouted as they leave.
"Shut up!"
"Chewie, this a mess. What are we going to do with that guy over there", Leia said.
"I don't know, we can't just go back to Alderaan so he can get home"
"Ugh, we can't rob again until that man is dispatched", Leia told the Wookie glaring at the Falcon's main screen.
"What do you mean? Are you going to kill him?"
"What? No.. I mean ugh. We can just, you know... Okay! I get it! Since HE is a prince," said Leia giving a major emphasis to the word "he". "We rumble things up and pretend that we kidnapped him and we need a certain amount of money to free him!", she continued.
"Okay, so hand me the droid so we can now record a message for the king of Alderaan."
"Ohh. I have a bad feeling about this..." said Chewie as he look for the droid and start it up.
Meanwhile, Han sitting in the bunk of the Falcon, started getting more annoyed than before he went in.
"How can this piece of junk even fly?" he mumbled as he still settle his mind and let things that happened sink in it.
"She ruined my ceremony! I should be doing my march and waving at the people right now! She's dead!" Han thought.
"She... Ugh! Well, she and the Wookie destroyed it tho.. But still, she planned for all of this. Yes. Yes. She is the only one to blame and not the Wookie," Han finally said. Then after a minute or two, "Wait, it's the Wookie's fault too!" Han is now struggling, configuring out why he can't stop thinking about this girl. He keeps on convincing himself that there is nothing about this paranoia. She is nothing. There is nothing.
"I need to get my revenge to -?", Han figured out that he doesn't even know the girl's name.
"I need to know her name! That's right! So... I c-can know my enemy well! Yeah that's the reason, stop what you're thinking, Solo!", Han said as he stood up to his feet and went to the main place of the Falcon.
Leia and Chewie are now manipulating the droid and putting on their "gears" so nobody can know who they are.
"Last thing Chewie, we need stink brain for proof. I bet they're looking for him now"
"What? How? We will never make it to the end of the message because he will keep on ruining it unless we tie him up like how those Imperials before treat their prisoners. And I'm saying that I can't do it."
Chewie and Leia are known to be smugglers but they are well kind-hearted species of the galaxy.
"Unless... He is unconscious" Leia finally said grinning.
"What?!"
"No.. I mean, we just..." Leia grabbed one of the things they use to fix the Falcon as she hear Han coming.
"Just don't make it obvious that you're planning a revenge, Han. Just stick to the plan, and think of what you're going to say" he thought.
When suddenly, he was shocked to see the girl and the Wookie dressed in disguise with a droid behind them. He thought that maybe they're planning to rob again.
"Hey -" Han didn't finish his sentence and everything went black.
Leia struck the prince in the head and so he got unconscious. She then started the recording of the message.
" I bet you're looking for him now" Leia said, her voice sounding like a man. The droid flashed the camera to Han, now lying on the floor.
"Don't worry, he's still alive. But if you want to see him again, you better hurry giving us what we want," Leia specified the huge amount of money they need in the message.
After that, they sent it to Alderaan.
