Hi. My name is Kenny McCormick. I'm a blonde haired guy with blue eyes which everyone keeps bugging me about. That's enough with introductions for now.

"Kenny, you stupid fool! Where did you put my costume?" Kyle yelled, exploring for his kitty cat costume for Halloween. God knows why he wanted to be a kitty cat for Halloween.

"I gave it back," I responded.

"Where did you put it?"

I didn't say anything for a moment, trying to prevent him from finding out that Wendy stole it to try to get all seductive for Stan, her lover, on Halloween. By the way, Wendy is this annoying girl.

Kyle stopped looking for his costume and looked at me.

"You gave it to Wendy, didn't you?"

"No, I didn't! I was just hiding it from you but then Wendy crept through my bedroom window and stole it!"

Kyle rolled his eyes, "Wendy's all the way in Michigan,"

"She can fly!" I said, "I saw her,"

"Wendy's too fat to fly," Kyle argued.

I hit my forehead, "Whatever, maybe I'm crazy,"

Kyle looked at his phone and was reading a text message which was obviously from Stan. He talked to that guy a lot.

Kyle gasped, "Either you hacked Stan's number or you're not crazy,"

I looked at Kyle, wondering what he meant.

"Wendy is stalking him, like crazy!"

"I wonder how Judy's gonna react,"

"We gotta save him!"

"Kyle, you idiot, we're not going all the way across the US just to kill Wendy." I said

Kyle looked at me, smiling evilly, "I wasn't thinking of that but okay!"

"We're not going to kill her! Stan will handle it himself,"

"Fine," Kyle crossed his arms.