CHAPTER THE 2NESSNESSNESS
DAY 2
The repairman was at the house talking with Aeris
"It's gonna cost about 60 quadrillion gil to get that fixed... and even if you COULD afford it, it would take 2 years to fix..." he said in a Texan accent
"Why?!" Aeris asked, anger in her voice.
"Because I'm a electrical repair man, I fix: TV's, Submarines, Evil genious' broken robots... and the occasional doomsday device... you know... NORMAL stuff..."
"But why 60 QUADRILLION?!"
"I'm one step behind a contractor..."
"Hey Aeris can I have so- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ANOTEHR MAN?!" Cloud screamed, pure utter RAGE in his voice.
"This is the repair man... trying to fix that big gaping hole in the wall..." Aeris said... clearly annoyed.
"Whatever I'm glad he's not- HE IS... HES THE DUDE FROM MY CHEESE NIGHTMARE" Cloud started screaming, ran into another wall made ANOTHER gaping hole and ran into the neighbours pet Sephiroth again.
"GOD DAMMIT" Aeries screeched.
NIGHT 2
The pet Sephiroth, CLEARLY insane, crept to the house.
"I'll get that spiky headed moron... that's the LAST time he ruins my hair."
He inadvertently went to the wrong room and stabbed Aeris in the head
"Oops... Sorry," He whispered but he was rejoicing in his mind
"I'm good with one killing... might as well call it a day... or night...? I'm confuzzled" He said creeping back to his Sephiroth house.
Gief R&R pl0x
