ASV: Yay! 2nd chapter! =D

Chapter Dedication: To another of my closest friends who is my best role-playing buddy ever! Love ya! :3

Summary: Mommy Raito. Daddy L. Sister Matsuda. Grandmother Misa?! Enter Kei and Mai, the five year old twins who bestowed the people of the Kira Investigation Team their crazy family roles for one week. Chaos, chocolate, toys, cigarettes, and… love? 'Ohhhh crap!' indeed, Matsuda.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, thank you very much.

Enjoy!

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The House Game

Chapter 2: The Troublesome Twins

Raito let out a small groan as he woke up. He felt that there was someone on his left and another on his right side. He opened his eyes and saw two small kids stuck to his side like glue. "What?" he thought groggily. Then his eyes widened with realization, "AHHH!" he shrieked, in a non-manly way which Raito later denied, immediately waking up the twins.

"Mommy, what's wrong?" they both asked sleepily as they tiredly rubbed their eyes. They both sounded really concerned, even though they were yawning.

"Yes Raito-kun, what's wrong?" L asked, with a slight mocking tone that only Raito noticed. The panda-eyed man detective was eating his sweets as usual while sitting on a nearby chair.

"Why are they here?" Raito hissed to the indifferent L.

"Simple, we're their parents for a week, so might as well let them sleep with us when they feel like it." L replied, not saying the whole truth. He just wanted to piss the Yagami boy off, and it was obvious that his plan worked. He is very successful right now indeed.

The twins smiled widely and kissed their 'mother' on each cheek very sweetly, much to the boy's displeasure. After that, they scampered off the bed and pounced onto L's lap, making him drop his piece of cake onto the floor, and gave him a kiss on the cheek as well.

Raito snorted, happy that L also received the accursed kiss too. Raito didn't really like the kiss since there was saliva left on his cheek. Ugh, he hated sloppy kisses. Actually, he dislikes kisses, period.

"I thought you were against all of this in the beginning." Raito murmured so that only L would be able to hear it.

"I was, but I suppose that we all need a break from the case, and so for the next seven days… the rest of the members of the Kira case, aside from Watari, you, and me, are given leave from the headquarters to spend time with their families." L replied, then added in his mind, 'And so that you can be taught the basic fundamentals of human feelings, Kira.'

(A/N: And so does L xD)

"So, why am I not given a break from this case as well?" Raito asked, glaring at the older man.

"Oh, you are, but you just can't leave the headquarters." L replied calmly as he popped in another piece of cake into his mouth.

"And why is that?"

"Mai and Kei are our children; therefore, you'll have to take care of them as well."

"Well, they're not 'our' children." Raito gritted out, "You can have them."

"Well, unfortunately for you, Raito-kun." L replied, "They are." Somehow, L really likes pissing the younger boy off. 'It's fun.' He mused to himself.

Raito groaned then said, more liked commanded, "Unchain me. I need to get ready."

"Of course, Raito-kun." L said as he unchained the boy from the bed and chained Raito to his wrist once again. "Proceed."

"Fine," Raito replied angrily as he stood up and dragged L into the bathroom to get ready… and perhaps to have a 'little' talk. Ooooohhhhh…

The twins blinked as they stood there. Then they both smirked at each other; time for some fun.

Once Raito and L were in the bathroom, Raito slammed the door behind him, and then roughly shoved L up against the wall. "What is your problem?" he hissed angrily at the pale man.

"I'm afraid that I do not have a problem." L replied calmly, raising an eyebrow at the younger man. "And please do unhand me; don't you need to take a shower or something of that sort?"

Raito narrowed his eyes at L, but let go of the man reluctantly. "Yes, of course, I'm sorry about my little outburst. It seems like the stress just got to me, and more just added on since we have to take care of the children." He stepped away from L, and moved to take off his clothes to shower. Of course, he did not out right strip in front of the panda man, no matter how much L, which he doesn't, or you want. L just sat down on the closed toilet and looked at his hands as he waited patiently for Raito to get clean.

Raito raised his own eyebrow at L, but did not say anything either. As the boy cleaned himself, he wondered why L did not reply. Did he think that he was too mighty to retort? Or was he testing that Raito was Kira again?

Impossible, Raito have proven that he wasn't Kira many times... or once, same thing. But then again, you can never be sure with L as the detective.

After Raito was done, he stepped out of the shower with a towel wrapped dangerously low around his waist. L didn't look up to greet him or say anything. Raito just ignored it, and began putting on his daily clothing which consisting of a collared button shirt with regular pants. He hung the towel on the towel bar and let L silently put on the handcuffs again.

They both walked out of the bathroom and into the bedroom once more… only to be greeted by a very white room that was covered in pillow feathers. Their bed had a lot of pillows after all.

Raito looked at the destroyed pillows, then at the twins who were jumping on the bed and laughing. L just looked sadly at the sweets that were knocked over on the table and the other sweets that joined the pillow feathers on the floor.

Mai and Kei finally noticed their 'parents' and stopped jumping. "Mommy, Daddy!!" they shrieked as them jumped off the bed and into Raito's and L's warm body.

The famous detective and the handsome student got the wind knocked out of them as they barely caught the two kids. Raito grunted as he shifted Mai in his arms to be more comfortable. L did the same with Kei. "We were gone for thirty minutes and this happens." Raito murmured to L, who nodded slowly. The detective didn't hold grudges against children, but he was still sad about his fallen sweets.

Raito stepped over the mess to his best ability, dragging L along. "Let's leave the room to Watari or something." Raito said as he headed for the door with the twins and L in tow.

But before Raito reached the door, Mai and Kei started to whine, "But we didn't chwang yet!" Raito stopped, and L managed to stop too. They both looked at the twins, who were still wearing their pajamas.

"Then change." Raito said as he set Mai onto the floor. L set Kei on the floor slowly, as if he didn't want the twin boy to change from his (1)kawaii doggy footsy pajamas to some other random clothes.

"Chwang us!" Mai stomped her foot, her pink footsy pajamas suddenly looked huge on her.

Before the mother and the father had a chance to reply, the grandmother, aka Misa, barged in, squealing, "Raaaaiiiiittttooooooooo-kunnnnn!" The hyper, perky blonde immediately glomped Raito, who reacted with a wince out of annoyance and displeasure.

"(2)Obaa-chan!!" the twins squealed.

Misa's face fell and immediately began to wail as she still held Raito in her grasps, "I'm not old!!!"

Raito was slowly turning blue from the lack of oxygen, "O-okay, Misa, y-you're not old, so let go before I die of suffocation." He looked at L for help, but the older man didn't do anything. This type of matter will be solved in a few seconds.

Misa's eyes widened, "I'm so sowwy, Raito-kun!" She immediately let go of him, letting him take a few deep breaths to regain the oxygen that he had lost.

The twins didn't know what was happening, but they did deduct, falsely by the way, that their grandmother was giving their mother some love. "Hug us too, obaa-chan!" they squealed for attention.

Misa's eyes watered, "I'm not your obaa-chan!!" she cried as she left the room in a hurry.

Raito blinked, next time he'll definitely use the twins to scare Misa away. Before he can even take a step, the twins just hugged his legs, begging for him to choose their clothes and change them.

He twitched, why was he the mother again? He wasn't some woman wearing a dress and has make-up on. He was wearing a shirt, pants, and no dress! Hah… haha? He shook his head and told them that they were big kids now, so they should change themselves. Well, five year olds weren't that big, but at least they were older than four year olds.

The twins swelled with pride at being called big kids. But they still didn't know what to wear. "Choose our clothes then, Mommy, Daddy!" They exclaimed.

Raito mentally sighed, but nodded, "Okay, okay, we will." He dragged L over to the twins' suitcases and began to look for suitable clothes for Mai and Kei.

L also looked and immediately took out some clothes that he'd like to see Kei wear. "What about this, Kei-chan?" he asked, holding them.

"But Daddy, I don't wanna wear these!" Kei whined after looking at the clothes that L had picked.

L blinked, "What's wrong with these? I think they're rather nice."

"Ryuzaki!" Raito snapped as he snatched the clothes from L's grasp. "If Kei-chan doesn't want to look like you," Raito began as he held the long sleeved white shirt and baggy jeans that were exactly like L's, but just a few sizes smaller, "Then don't force him!"

L gave a slight pout, "But I think that Kei-chan would look cute in that."

Raito stared at L, "Are you serious?" Which also meant 'are you crazy!?' in Raito's dictionary.

L nodded, "Whenever was I not serious?"

Raito didn't even bother to reply as he put those clothes away and pulled out some nicer jeans and a blue shirt that had clouds and a sun on it. Kei squealed out of delight, "I wanna wear that!!!" He began taking of his own pajamas off and put on the clothes that Raito had just picked. "I love it!!" he chirped.

Raito blinked, he wasn't planning on giving Kei that nasty bright shirt, but okay… He picked a light pink dress for Mai. "Is this okay?" he asked her.

Mai observed the dress Raito had chosen for her, "Yes!" she finally said as she began to zip her pajamas down. After she got out of her pajamas, she slowly put on the dress. She twirled in her now favorite dress, "Do I look like a princess?!" she asked cutely.

Raito looked at L, who shrugged. Then the student nodded at Mai, "Yes you do." He didn't need her to cry, so he just said yes to make her happy.

"Yay!!" she squealed, as she continued to twirl around.

Kei skipped over to Mai and joined hands, "Let's eatttt!!!" they both exclaimed.

Raito nodded, "Okay." He opened the door and allowed the twins to leave the room first, L and him following closely behind.

The twins left the room, with twin smirks on their faces. Now Mai and Kei were ready to annoy the hell out of their grandfather, older sister, uncle, and of course, their grandmother.

Misa shuddered as she sat on a couch, waiting for Raito to come downstairs. Little did she know that the little cute pests were coming to call her their grandmother again... but if she did know, she would probably ask Rem to kill her if she did remember about the Death Note.

But she doesn't remember about the Death Note, therefore she can't ask Rem to kill her, which also means that the twins will come and call her their grandmother again without her knowing until the last minute.

It seems that the second day of babysitting these kids wouldn't be easy.

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ASV: Yohohohoho, how was that?! :D Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! xD (Even though it was shorter than the previous D= )

Matt: Well, I guess it was okay… o.o But I wasn't in it!

ASV: Hai, hai, gomenasai, Matt-sama!

Matt: *sighs* It's okay; just remember to add me in the story next time, okay?

ASV: Hai!

Matt: With that aside, here's the translation for the Japanese words that Kyu used!

(1) Kawaii - cute

(2) obaa-chan - grandmother

ASV: O.o Hey, I didn't use that much this time… Oh well.

Matt: *shrugs* Yeah, oh well…

ASV: Should I type a preview here?

Matt: Yes.

ASV: Okay!! ^^

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Preview:

"They're gone!" Misa gasped out, stating the obvious.

"They didn't leave the headquarters for sure," L said slowly, "Or I would have been notified."

"Does Watari know where they are?" Raito asked, since Watari was the one who handles the cameras.

L shook his head, "No, he is currently in England right now."

"Why?" Raito questioned curiously, not hearing of this piece of news until now.

"I'm afraid that is none of your business." L retorted, angering the younger man.

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Matt: Oohhhh, nice excerpt.

ASV: =) Why thank you, Matt-sama!

Matt: I'm gonna go play my videogames now, see ya.

ASV: Bye!

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