"Welcome one and all to the newest season of Total Drama," Chris explained, "Where our contestants are returning to the island for more tortu- I mean fun!" He walked down the old, obviously falling apart, dock as he explained further, "Our fourteen new contestants will be competing in thirteen elimination challenges. Yep, you heard correct! This season will not have reward challenges, but the winners will be given a reward in some challenges while the losers vote one of their own off." He checked his watch, "Well, here they come now!"

"We have Jo!"

The sports girl glared at the red-head beside her, "You better stay out of my way if you value your kiwis."

"Scott!"

Said red-head sniffed his armpit before glaring back at the girl, "Right back at ya."

"Zoey and Mike!"

"I can't believe I'm on Total Drama!" the loner squealed in delight, lower than Katie and Sadie ever could. "I know, it's beautiful," commented Mike, as he grinned at her.

"Lightning!"

"Lightning's gonna sha-win this!" the jock yelled as he accidently pushed Zoey over to get closer to the camera. Said girl landed in the arms of the guy next to them.

"Brick!"

"Brick McArthur, reporting for duty!" the cadet yelled as he dropped Zoey to give a salute.

"B, Dawn, and Danny!"

B gave a simple wave as a greeting. The camera then panned over to the other two. "You have a very interesting aura, it's like there's two of you," Dawn commented making Danny extremely nervous.

"Dakota!"

"Hi! Once this is over, I'll be available for any spin off series that come my way!" Dakota greeted excitedly.

"Ann Maria!"

The camera panned away from the blonde and went to the Jersey Reject who was spraying her hair, "Hey yall! Just to let ya know, this girl ain't comin' home empty handed so-" Dakota pushed her out of the way, "Get your own camera time!" Ann Maria pushed her down and started spraying her hairspray at her, "Back off sister!"

"Staci!"

The compulsive liar looked down at the fighting duo, "You know, my great-great-great-great-Aunt Carly invented the hairspray; before that, people had to use mud and stuff to keep their hair up, so sad."

"Cameron!"

Cameron looked all over in amaze, "Oh my gosh! Look at the ocean! And there's a bird! And-" a flock of normal seagulls pushed him over the railing.

"And finally, Sam!"

"Only one more kill before I unlock the rocket launcher, heh-heh," Sam said as he pushed the buttons on his game system before falling to the ground as a disorientated Cameron lay on top of him.

"Let's give them a warm welcome shall we? Chef if you may," Chris said holding his hand out. Chef placed a remote on the awaiting hand and looked at the boat with an excited grin. "Let's hope that intern has health insurance," Chris stated before pressing the button causing the boat to explode.

The Contestants' screams could be heard from Playe de Losers as the original cast sat and relaxed. Cody looked up, "Did you guys hear that?"

Duncan rolled his eyes and scoffed, "Rookies," he then looked around, "Hey, has anyone seen the big guy?"

Back at Wawanakwa the contestants all landed in the water, all of them surfaced but Danny and Dawn, but none of them noticed and started swimming towards shore.

"Help! Help! I can't swim!" Cameron shouted as he flapped his arms.

Scott swam past and scoffed, "...Spaz"

"I'll save you little girl!" Lightning yelled as he pulled Cameron out of the water and held him up, ignoring Cameron's protests of not being a girl.

Dakota, however, had found herself a life boat and was relaxing in that instead of swimming. A speedboat with a bunch of paparazzi soon arrived and started taking pictures. The blonde waved, "Oh hello boys, however did you find me?" One of them sporting a Hawaiian shirt lowered his camera a bit, "Uh, we got your text."

Chris got annoyed as they soon resumed taking pictures and turned to his co-host, "Chef."

The cook nodded and put on some scuba gear before jumping in the water. He placed a bomb on the speedboat and swam away before Chris blew it up, forcing Dakota to fly into Lightning's hand pushing Cameron in a nearby rock.

Meanwhile, Staci was sinking down in the water due to exhaustion. Mike and Zoey both arrived yelling in unison, "I'll save you!" Mike looked at her and grinned, "You go." "No you go, you were here first," Zoey replied with a smile. "Well if you insist," Mike started before being dragged underwater by the drowning Staci.

Zoey reacted fast as she dived down and managed to pull up both Staci and Mike, who only grinned sheepishly at her.

Jo arrived on shore and threw her hands up, "Ha! First one here!" She was shortly followed by Brick, "Good job soldier," he congratulated before passing out in the sand. Jo's celebration was short lived as she noticed the duo already on the beach, "Hey, how'd you guys get here first? And why aren't you wet?"

Dawn looked up from the seashell she was observing, "Hm? Oh, I took a shortcut"

Danny shrugged from the rock he was leaning against, "I landed here." The answer was rewarded with a raised eyebrow from Dawn.

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Danny: (looks at the camera) I've been here for 5 minutes and I've already been blown up, seriously?

*static*

Dawn: (thinking) Danny's definitely hiding something, but he's got such will power that I can't fully see his aura.

*static*

Jo: The wimp's gotta be telling the truth, because there is NO WAY that he out swam me.

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After a while, there were only three people missing on the shore, so everyone decided to talk for a while.

"I've been watching Total Drama since the beginning," Zoey stated, still surprised she's on her favorite show. Mike looked at her with a smile as he rested his chin on his palms, "Me too…"

Danny was trying to avoid everyone but was surprised when he sensed a presence beside him and turned to see Dawn looking at him with a smile. "Your aura is a nice shade of purple," she stated as she looked him over. This caused Danny to be creeped out and scooted away. "You're nervous and shy because of the pressure of being in the shadow of your sister's success, aren't you?" Dawn asked earning a surprised look on Danny's face.

"How'd you know that?" Danny asked, looking around to see if anyone heard.

Dawn smiled, "I have the ability to read people's auras, It lets me know what they're thinking and any dark secrets they might have, but I never go that far down without the person's permission," she assured after noticing his nervous face.

"Attention!" Chris's voice is heard from the intercom, "Please follow the path to the right, and please be quiet since the animals would be attracted to the noise"

"Oh no," Scott mocked, "What'll attack us, a wittle bunny wabbit?"

"Maybe this'll set your butts in high gear." After that statement, the contestants heard a loud blare coming from the sound device, ultimately causing a beast to knock down the trees to get to them. The contestants screamed and ran off, excluding Danny, who didn't look scared but ran off anyway.

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Mike: (spins toilet roll) So, Zoey…she's a great girl! And really pretty, I just hope she doesn't find out about my…condition

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Chris sat on his quad in a wooded area looking quite bored as he waited for the teens. His wait was cut short as Jo arrived soon followed by Lightning, "Sorry you had to lose to a girl," Jo simply stated, not looking at all sorry.

Lightning, however, looked confused, "Girl? What girl? Lightning didn't lose to a girl!" This state caused an annoyed glared to appear on Jo's face.

"Jo, you're on Team B," Chris said pointing to the left of him. "Lightning, you're on Team A man," Chris pointed to the right of him.

Brick and Staci soon arrived after that, the latter clung to the former's back. "And my Great-Great-Great-Uncle invented running, before that had to skip to get anywhere fast without a vehicle, tragic," Staci commented which caused Brick to have an annoyed look on his face.

"Brick and Chatter-Box, Team B," Chris pointed to Jo as Brick and a now grounded Staci made their way over to her.

Mike and Zoey soon arrived followed by Dawn as she hovered past them, causing Mike to look at her in shock.

"Creepy girl, head over to Lighting. Saved-by-a-Girl and Loner, get over to those three," Chris finished as he pointed to Team B. Mike frowned as he walked past. Zoey though only muttered, "Only as a child…"

B, Scott, and Cameron, who was hanging on the back of B's shirt, arrived.

"Silent B and Pit-Sniffer, Team A. Bubble Boy, get your bubble over to Team B," Chris chuckled at his bad joke as the teens went to their respectful teams.

Dakota and Ann Maria soon showed up silent.

"Dakota, Team A. Miss Tan in a Can, Team B," Chris pointed to each team as he checked the list, "That leaves Danny and Sam."

The said duo only now arrived with Sam's arm around Danny's shoulder as he helped the gamer to the group. This caused some of the girls to smile at the kindness Danny was showing.

"Ok you two snails, get over to Team A," Chris stated, "Ok, so before I give you your team names and the first challenge let me explain the rules. There are fourteen of you, but only 13 episodes."

Zoey gasped, "Does that mean-?"

"Yes, it means that every challenge is an elimination challenge!" Chris finished for her with a satisfied grin as the whole cast gasped, "There is a way for you to be safe without winning though." He pulled out a wooden head of himself, "The McLean-Brand Chris Head, if found it will make you the most powerful contestant in Total Drama history!" He then looked it over, "Is my chin really that big?"

"Yeah," Scott stated chuckling, "And it looks like a butt!"

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Scott: These losers don't have a clue on what's going to hit them! (bouncing a rock against the wall) I've got the brains AND the schemes to out-wit them all! (the rock then bounces back and hits him in the eye) OW!

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Chris frowned at Scott, "Anyway I want to introduce the man who's making this season happen, Vlad Masters!"

Vlad walked out into the scene from his spot in the woods, "Hello kids," he looked around and found a frowning Danny, his surprised look quickly disappeared as a smirk appeared on his face. "Ah, young Daniel, how are you?" he asked as the contestants and Chris looked slightly surprised.

"You know each other?" the host asked.

"Oh yes," the billionaire answered as he walked over to Danny, "His parents and I used to be college buddies." Vlad discreetly grabbed Danny's wrist and slipped a bracelet on him. "The only way you're getting off this Island is if you win or are voted off Little Badger," he whispered as he walked away.

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Zoey: (looks confused) I don't know what's going on between Danny and Mr. Masters…but I don't think it's good

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Chris got back to the task at hand, "Anyway, there is going to be no quiting. You signed your contracts, so I'll milk you all for all your worth." "On to the teams, Team A," Chris started as he tossed a green flag at Scott, who caught it and revealed it to have a rat, "You will be known as the Toxic Rats!" He then tossed a red flag at Mike, who caught it and revealed it to have a maggot, "You guys will be known as the Mutant Maggots!"

Mike gulped slightly, "Uh, what's with all the references to toxic waste?"

"Good question," Chris grinned as he recalled how it happened, "As you see, since the island wasn't in use for seasons two and three, I rented it out to a family waste deposit company."

The teens gasped as a creature emerged from the bushes. Dakota walked towards it, "Aww, it's kind of weird but I want one," it blinked sideways which caused Dakota to jump back screaming as she landed in Sam's arms.

Dawn looked at it in horror, "What's wrong with it?"

Chris chuckled, "Turns out that the waste had a bad reaction with the animals. Anyways, the rewards for the challenge are a trampoline for the Maggots, and a saw for the Rats. You're challenge is to remove your team's log from its restraint before the bomb goes off and bring it to the cabins by using the river. Good luck!" Chris drove away with Chef and Vlad following on a golf club.

The teams hurried over to the obstacles to try and finish the challenge.

Mutant Maggots

"Step out of the way!" Ann Maria commanded as she jumped on the trampoline, only to bounce and hit the bottom of the log multiple times before Jo kicked away the trampoline causing the Jersey Reject to fall to the ground.

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Jo: (shaking her head in disappointment)

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Cameron wasn't paying attention to his team as he was muttering equations to himself as he wrote in the dirt to find the perfect placement and jump angle that would be most beneficial to his team.

Toxic Rats

"Move out of Lightning's way!" the jock yelled, "I got this!" He then proceeded to try and jump on the pole and climb up.

Scott watched uninterested as he turned to Danny, "Hey wimp." Danny frowned at the greeting but answered anyway, "What?" Scott looked around some more, "Got any ideas?"

Danny looked around and noticed B moving around a barrel and board. Danny grinned, he actually remembered something like this from his classes as he headed over to B, "Hey, you have the saw?"

B looked at him with a questioning look but nodded none the less.

"Hand it to me, I got an idea," Danny said as he took the saw when B held it out.

Mutant Maggots

"Move aside cadet," Brick took Cameron as he stepped on the trampoline.

"But I've only solved for Ann Maria's weight!" Cameron protested.

Brick didn't listen as he jumped up and eventually grabbed onto the Ax that was stuck to the bottom, he tried pulling it out but only succeeded in gaining the attention of a mutated squirrel as he started shooting eyebeams at the cadet as he swung and dodged.

"This isn't working, we got- GASP!" Mike yelled as he bent over a bit and wrinkled his face a bit, "Ah, just cut the rope already!"

"That's what we're trying to do Mike," Ann Maria told him, slightly irritated.

"Mike? Name's Chester missy."

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Zoey: Mike's old man impression is funny…I guess… (rubs arm awkwardly)

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"Stupid kids!" Chester complained as he picked a rock up and tossed it in his hand a bit, "Back in my day, we didn't need fancy picks and saws! We did fine with stone!" He threw the rock hitting the squirrel in the face, resulting in it getting even madder and zapping every which way.

One of the lasers ended up hitting the rope and causing the log and Brick to fall down. Once he noticed what happened, Brick saluted his team, "Mission accomplished." The log ended up falling on him.

Jo quickly went to action, "Quick! Get it in the water!"

Toxic Rats

Danny stood on one side of the plank while B was on a stage higher than the point pointing upwards.

Dawn showed some concern, "You sure about this? We can make a tower out of ourselves instead."

Danny shook his head and grinned, "Nah. Now B!"

B jumped onto the plank sending Danny flying into the air. Danny wasn't used to free-falling without his powers, though it had happened once or twice. Danny managed to grab the rope and got right to work earning cheers from his team, and clapping from B. He finally managed to cut it off and dropped from the rope, "Come on! We gotta get this in the river!"

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Scott: (smirking into the camera) Danny, Danny, Danny, you clever boy. You're gonna end up being a threat to me, I just know it! (he growls)

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On the river, the Maggots were getting chatted on by Staci, "My Great-Great-Grandfather invented log riding, ya, before that people just floated down the river. So sad."

"Shut it!" Jo yelled back at her, "No one cares!"

"…My Great-Great-Great-Aunt invented caring-"

Jo screamed as she pulled at her hair.

Cameron looked over Brick's shoulder and grinned, "Oh! A waterfall! It's my first one!"

Before anyone could complain though the logs of the Maggots and Rats, who had just caught up, went down the falls. Only to bounce off a branch and head down a hill.

Zoey started slipping, "Mike!"

Chester looked behind him slightly confused, "Huh? GASP! Zoey! I got you!" Mike reached out his hand and grabbed hers just in the nick of time. They stared at each other for a while not noticing the other team passing them.

With Chris

"I wonder what's taking them so long," Chris thought out loud as he sipped his drink. Vlad wasn't with him and Chef as he had better things to do, he'd reappear at a different time though.

"Chris!"

Said host looked in the direction his name was called and saw the winner of Total Drama Island, "Oh hey, it's Owen…who will NOT be competing this year."

Owen grinned, "Hey Chris, it's a weird thing 'cause the boat didn't stop- AND WHAT?" he yelled as he finally realized what Chris said.

"Chef, dispose of him," Chris commanded going back to his drink.

Chef threw a couple bombs on the fat teen as he ran screaming in terror. In the background you can hear an explosion and scream as a trail of smoke travels through the air. Chris and Chef were laughing as the Rats' log landed in the clearing. Chris glanced up somewhat impressed, "Quickly, before time runs out!"

Moving quickly, the team was able to put their log on the stump in front of the cabins.

"Congratulations," Chris clapped, "Now pick your cabin!"

Scott smirked, "We obviously choose the luxury one becau-" Scott was interrupted as the screams of the Maggots made their way to the clearing, over jumping the ramp, and crashing the log into the luxury cabin as they landed a safe distance away. The timer was still going.

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The cabin exploded making the Rats gape at its charred remains. Chris gave a sympathetically frown, "Bummer, there was a Jacuzzi in there. Anywho, we have a replacement!"

A cabin looking just like the Maggots' was placed in its spot. "It's almost as good as your last one though," Chris said with a smirk, "But since your cabin is no more, I declare the Maggots today's winners!" Ignoring the cheering team Chris turned to the losers, "See you at the campfire in an hour!"


The Toxic Rats, minus B, were all at their cabin's steps.

Danny crossed his arms, "Why'd you call us here Scott?"

Scott smirked, "I think we should vote out B"

Dawn gasped, "Why? What'd he do?" Scott frowned at her question, "Well, if you haven't noticed, he doesn't talk! Remember Justin from the original cast? He never talked and he turned out to be a bad guy! We can't trust someone who won't talk to his team."

Sam thought about this, "You know, he has a point." Eventually the whole team agreed, lastly Danny.

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Danny: I don't trust that guy at all, I'm voting for him tonight

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Elimination

Team Rats sat on the stumps in front of the fire, its glow on their faces making the moment even more dramatic.

"Campers," Chris started, "This season, we are going classic. So if you receive a marshmallow, you are safe. This season though, everyone gets a marshmallow." He holds up a regular white piece of fluff, "While the ones safe receive these, the losers receive the Marshmallow of Loser-dom." Moving over to Chef, the cook is wearing a biohazard suit as he opens a box to reveal the glowing green marshmallow.

Chris turned back to the campers, "If I call your name, you are safe."

"Danny,"

The halfa caught the treat and ate it.

"Sam,"

The marshmallow bounced off his forehead and onto the handheld that was in his hands.

"Dakota,"

The fame-a-holic caught her immunity and smiled at the camera.

"Dawn, and Lightning."

The two caught their treats and turned to look at the final two.

"Scott and B, this is the final marshmallow," Chris started, seeming really serious, "The name I call, will be given the Marshmallow of Loser-dom, get on the Hurl of Shame, and be flung to Playe de Losers. And the loser is…"

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The silent teen hung his head down in shame as he narrowly dodged the marshmallow before it fell on his legs.

"Sorry bro," Chris said not looking sorry at all, "But that's what happens when you don't talk."

B nodded in understanding as he walked off towards the dock. His teammates watched him climb into the Hurl of Shame and waved goodbye.

"Anything you want to say B? Anything at all?" Chris asked.

B thought about this, and opened his mouth to speak. Before he could though, the Catapult was activated and you heard him scream as he flew through the air.

"That's it folks," Chris turned towards the camera as the campers left, "What will happen on the next episode of Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!"

Eliminations

B

Votes

Danny: Scott

Dakota: B

Sam: B

B: Scott

Scott: B

Lightning: B

Dawn: B

B: 5

Scott: 2

A/N And that's the first official chapter of this story! And to be honest, it's the longest chapter I've ever done with ANY of my stories. Please Review and don't forget to vote in my poll, it's on my channel. Don't expect the next chapter anytime soon though. Thanks for reading!