" What about Clarence?"

" For the last time Fred, NO!"

" Why not?" The prankster asked, with the puppy dog eyes he knew had always worked on her before.

" Because it's a bloody awful name that's why." apparently Fred hadn't counted on her hormones.

Fred sighed, being and expectant dad was hard work.

" I heard that." snapped Hermione from the kitchen. Fred sighed again, bloody hormones.

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Lavender shoved her hand in Hermione's face, " Look Hermione, Ron proposed to me"

Hermione sighed, Lavender just didn't seem to get that Ron and Hermione didn't like each other in that way. Lavender mistook her sigh as disappointment and couldn't resist one more jab,

" Guess what else? We're expecting!"

" Expecting what?" asked Hermione sweetly " A pterodactyl?"

As the many Weasley men around the room snorted into their drinks Lavender drew herself up " A baby!"

" A baby pterodactyl?"

" no, a human baby!"

"oh, so, not a pterodactyl?" Hermione pouted

" no," seethed Lavender " Not. A. Pterodactyl"

"Oh, that's too bad"

"So what a bout you Hermione? Have you got a boyfriend?" questioned Lavender

Mrs Weasley tutted, Ginny smirked and all the men in the room collapsed into a very manly fit of giggles.

" Oh, hey, Lav? You know that wedding we all just got back from? You know the one where Fred and I were standing at the alter?"

" Yeah.." Lavender trailed off suspiciously

" Funny story actually, that was my wedding!" she said brightly

" Oh yeah, and Hermione and I are expecting!" Fred put in,

" He's hoping for a girl, but I think its a Pterodactyl." whispered Hermione conspiratorially.

" Won Won!" she called to her fiance

" What Lav?"

" Aren't you going to tell them of for mocking me like this?" Lavender pouted

" Whu?" was her fiances highly intelligible response

" Won Won! We'll talk about this when you get home!" Shrieked Lavender as she flounced out of the burrow.

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" Hey,Mione?" stuttered Fred as he pulled his head out of the Green colored flames,

" Yeah?"

" Your fathers on the floo,"

" Yeah, and?"

" He has a mission for me."

( A/N: Kingsley adopted Hermione after she erased her parents memories.)

" Yeah, and?"

" It's in America."

" Yeah, and?"

Fred swallowed " It's going to be a long mission."

" How long?"

" Fi- five months. Please don't kill me!" he screamed as he ran behind the couch

" Don't worry Darling, it's not you that should be worried." Hermionie snarled, as she pushed her head through the flames.

" Hi Daddy!" She said in a saccharine tone " So how have you been? Umhm, oh I've been great! I got married last weekend, and we're having a baby in four months, you're going to be a grandad! Isn't that great! Anything else? Oh we're thinking up baby names at the minute, oh yeah and FRED ISN'T BLOODY GOING TO AMERICA!" she screamed as she disconnected the floo. : " Opps, hormones." She said sweetly

" Um Honey?" started Fred nervously, dangerous hormonal wife at three o'clock " Not that I'm not grateful 'cause I am, but I think you just got me fired."

"Kingsley, wouldn't fire you," Hermione then decided to take his attention away from his job "but anyway I've been thinking, What do you think of Balthazar for a boys name?"

" Oh God no, sweetie, do you have any idea how much he would be teased for that name?"

" But it's cute." Hermione pouted

" Yeah, for a Baby."

" It's edgy."

" No, 'Mione, Just no."

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So I've decided to make this a three shot, next scene the baby's birth da da dun, what do you think, Boy or girl? one, two or three? Not so happy with this chapter, it's just snapshots from her pregnancy really. Tell me what you think :)

So about Kingsley adopting 'mione, I see them as having a brother sister relation ship, and I think he'd just want her to have a family, and you can't adopt someone as a sibling plus he's, like, 30, so that would be the only way, I can see the whole 'Daddy' thing as becoming a bit of a joke between the close family and friends

Read and review please :) Any questions just PM me

~Dexterbird out