Toxic: Hello and I am back with The Chara Dares! Sorry I haven't updated, I have been procrastinating and I had a lot of homework. Amu care to read the review?
Amu: The first set of dares is from InsaneWolf42
Ikuto: I dare you to sing I'm a Korean(I Gotta Feeling parody)
Nagihiko: I dare you to hug Ikuto
Yaya: I dare you to live a day without candy
Btw I have a question…Can I make a dare like(that's an example okay?) Ikuto hug me?
Toxic: LOL I know that song! And to answer your question of course you can, all you have to do is ask. Now Ikuto go do your dare! *pushes Ikuto on stage*
Ikuto: *sighs*
Music begins to play.
Ikuto: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Banana phone. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Banana phone. I'm a Korean. Oh hello. Remember me, My name is DJ Not Nice. You might remember me from my last record, Ching Chang Chong. You made me very rich. Now I roll in American money. I'm a Korean and I like my Chinese food cooked right, cause they're not giving me the good rice. And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian. I don't like how my beef pork looks like and the last time I ate your food I got the rice chicken beef tofu , Now I poop while I'm peeing. And you might not believe I could fight, I'm a white belt but I have two stripes. I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans. I would like to just drink my bud light, maybe bomb a few things in Hawaii and blow up the countries I don't like cause I'm a Korean. I'm not that nice. (Uh uh) I build a bomb (Yeah) Then pick a country (You) And blow it up! I work for NASA (Cool) We look at stars (Wow) You know Apollo, that movie is good! I talk like Ching Chang Chong. Why do you drop on me so much Napalm? I've been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do! And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store. Bonzai! I like to play magic cards! You heard of China? I was in charge of China Town in Vietnam. I'm still around, you can come through to play. When I play poker I just throw all my chips in.
Hello, I'm yellow. Just like Homer Simpson. I smoke coke, it's fun. You think I'm joking man? I made a lot of money from Pokemon. I'm a Korean. I think Michael Jackson is a good guy. I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys. Cause in my country we can touch young guys on their penis. And my wife is 13 and cooks my Macaroni N' Cheese so good I got her out on the streets for a good, good price, 10 years ago. I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh) I like it rough (Uh huh) Hilary Clinton let's get it on! (Woo) I have a missile (Uh huh) It's very small (So small) It's in my pants (Hee Hee) I can't get it up (Aww) I bomb New York (Oops) Better luck next time. You heard of London (Uh huh) Not anymore (Aww) I bomb Iran…Oops that's Japan (Not again!) I made a goof, now I gotta start again. I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari. If I bomb your crib, yep sorry. I'm a ninja warrior. I went to Harvard, I bomb Pearl Harbor. I want the whole world to know I'm powerful. ("I am small penis") Everyone! Hit the floor! We all gonna die. Put your head between your legs a say Konichiwa. Death to all! Fuck the world cause I like Tupac. Now the world must stop cause of my small cock. One day, you'll say "Why is everyone dead? Why didn't we do what Kim Jong II said? Now we are all slaves. Monkeys rule this place, It's Planet of the Apes" (Oh okay) I'm a Korean, and I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight, because I think if he heard my Tupac parody he'd find me and say I was stealing. Hurry up take a picture of me dangling from the balcony. And I like my Chinese food cooked right, cause they're not giving me the good rice. And the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian.
Curtains close and music stops.
Toxic: ROFL
Everyone Else: *sweatdrops*
Ikuto: I'm never doing that again.
Toxic: Sorry, but that's not for you to decide. *reads next dare* Ok, Nagihiko go hug Ikuto.
Nagihiko: Um, ok. *hugs Ikuto*
Rima: *slightly blushes*
Toxic: Aww~! How sweet! *takes a picture* Rima are you jealous?
Rima: I'm not jealous!
Toxic: Whatever.
Nagihiko: *lets go off Ikuto*
Ikuto: *indifferent*
Toxic: Yaya no candy for a day!
Yaya: What?!? No candy?!
Toxic: You heard me.
Yaya: Aww.
Yaya goes through a painful yet sad day without any candy to comfort her.
The Next Day:
Toxic: So how was it, Yaya?
Yaya: *in a corner suffering from withdrawals*
Toxic: Um, okay? Well that's it for now, send some reviews with dares people!
Everyone: Bye and have a happy Thanksgiving!
Toxic: One last thing as a prize for being the first reviewer, you get a free month's supply of pockey! *sends pockey to InsaneWolf42* Now we're done, bye!
