Author's Note: Here is chapter 2. I finished this story a little while ago. It's not perfect, but I'd like to hear what you think about it, and any tips. There is definitely a lot of inside joke, OOC Eridan so if that bothers you this probably isn't the story for you, and I know and acknowledge that as unprofessional, but as I've said before this wasn't originally a story I was planning on sharing with more than one person.


Chapter 2: Gamzers Plz

Karkat woke up the next day a bit happier than usual. He didn't yell, he didn't talk to himself, and he wasn't even pissed about having to go to school as long as he'd see Gamzee there. It's really fucking weird to find out you're gay for your best friend one day with no warning. Karkat thought to himself. You wake up one day. BAM! Homoattack! "I'm sorry sir, but the injury was fatal. Say goodbye to your straight self. I'll give you some time." Karkat thought as if a doctor was talking. Before he knew it he was at school.

"Sup my bro!" Gamzee said, running up to Karkat with a hug. Karkat was paranoid someone would find out about them, but then he remembered Gamzee is always like this with everyone. However Karkat should've been more worried about himself, and how he was absent mindedly blushing faintly.

"Not much. Just going back to this Fuckery of a school. You?" Karkat said.

"Pretty much the same. You get that motherfuckin toaster fixed yet? I made you some pot free motherfukin muffins if that things still broke. It took a few tries to figure out how to make em without my special ingredient, but look man! They got motherfukin blueberries and everything!" Gamzee said, proud of himself.

Karkat was slightly amused by just how proud Gamzee was. "I haven't gotten that stupid fucking thing working yet. Thanks for the muffins man. I owe ya one." Karkat wanted to say that they were even for yesterday because he had paid for their dinner, but that didn't seem like the right thing to say. people don't say that shit to their...boyfriends. Wow that isn't something I thought I would ever have. Karkat thought.

"It's cool bro don't mention it. It's what motherfuckin special bros do for eachother right?" Gamzee said.

"Special" bros? I guess that what he decided to call it. Karkat went to his locker and classes, but this time without the hassling of Eridan, and hopefully he wouldn't see a high Sollux later on in them. It was yet again lunch time. Quite a social hour for everyone. Today Terezi did not come to sit with him, but Eridan did.

"Nice to see you, Kar." Eridan said.

"How very unpleasant to see you, Eridan." Karkat replied. He really didn't like Eridan. Mostly because it was just Karkat being hit on whenever they spoke.

"So, wwhat's up wwith you and Gam? Never heard him call anyone 'Special' bro before. Don't tell me you've choosen to date him over me. I like hard to get, but making me steal you away is a bit much." Eridan said.

Oh fuck. Karkat thought My life might be over. Just think of an excuse and calm down. "Eridan stop grasping at fucking straws. I don't know why he said that, but it's probably just because I'm his bestfriend, and even if I were homosexual I think I would probably fuck a jar of barbed wire and salt before I dated you." Karkat retorted.

"Wwell I can make that happen if your really that into masochism." Eridan said with a sly smirk. The lunch bell rang out to signal the end of lunch.

"Well thanks for wasting what could have been a perfectly fucking fine lunch for me. Now how about you go into a coma until I'm done with school so I don't ever have to see you again?" Karkat said. If that could happen he would find a church and thank god every sunday for the rest of his life. The rest of his day went by relatively normal. The good news was today was friday. You know it's kind of fucking stupid for them to start school on a Thursday, but it's not like I'm complaining. Karkat thought. Karkat went to Gamzee's usual spot to see if he was free to hang out.

"Sup my special bro?" Gamzee said, as he wrapped his "special bro" into a sweet embrace, and joined their lips together under the solitude and secrecy of the underside of the bleachers. It made Karkat blush, it was all still so new to him, but Gamzee acted how he always did. Probably because of all the weed. "Lets hang out all motherfuckin weekend! It'll be so much motherfuckin fun." Gamzee said.

"Sure Gamzee, but no sleep overs." Karkat said. He didn't think they would have one, considering the last one anyone at school had had was in fifth grade, but wanted to make it clear to the oblivious Gamzee.

They got some fast food for dinner and went to Karkat's house. They liked going here better because it ensured complete privacy. "Hey Karkat? I motherfuckin love you man." Gamzee said at a random moment as they were watching a television show that neither was paying much attention to.

"I...I love you too...Gamzee." Karkat barely got out. It was hard for him to say. It might be a little early in the relationship to say he loved Gamzee, but he didn't think it was untrue.

"Man you wanna know somethin motherfuckin funny? I think I loved you for a long time. You always seemed so motherfuckin stressed, but I always felt I should be there for my motherfuckin bros as best I motherfuckin can. Soon after that, I really like motherfuckin chillin with you." Gamzee said. Honestly, Gamzee was so unreadable he couldn't say anything to surprise Karkat anymore. Even so, Karkat couldn't supress a stupid smile and blush after hearing that. Gamzee noticed and said, jokingly, "You wanna rethink that motherfuckin sleep over rule now?"

Karkat replied, with a chuckle "I don't think so Gamzee." Gamzers plz. Gamzee went home for the evening leaving Karkat some time alone... Which he would spend talking to himself. "I had no idea he liked me for that long. I wonder if everytime he saw me was like the day I first noticed I liked him. That must've sucked." Karkat said all this out-loud to his ceiling. "I wonder if it's really healthy to talk yourself this much. Maybe it just means I'm a dumbass." It was quickly becoming late, and Karkat decided to retire for the night. He was happy to get to see Gamzee so much lately. He put his phone on vibrate so it wouldn't disturb him, but soon after, as he slept, he received a text message...