Fishcakes man! Uhh hello tharr. :D Coming back to a familiar place, that I missed so damn much. Geez, California weather is bipolar…cold in the morning, blasting hot all day…aghh. Despite extreme weather update hah, time for updating this story. DUDES SORRY! It sucks to wait I know…Grr attack. :K So I'm here, and the world hasn't come to an end because geez I hadn't hit old age yet .. I wish I could sent some sweets or something to everyone who have been checking up on my profile and whatnots. :)THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!! You guys are pretty RAD. Holler!
Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto…har har hmm I'm just waiting 'til Sasuke gets his ass owned by Sakura. YESS!
I don't own Kodak either. xP
edit: HEY YOU YEAH YOU! THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SICKENING GRAMMAR! YESSS. [x
Mini RECAP: It was Sasuke's birthday, everyone got meet his delicious (uhhh respectable) bro. Itachi and Miku…she's interesting…ehh. I hate in-laws too.
Chapter 2.
Enter the predictable scenery of high school…were freshmen are frantically running around in their oversized backpacks and sophomores cheering because they are no longer hated. The upperclass looked cool with their chilled attitudes and hatred for being in high school in the first place.
The window of the back seat fogged up as Sakura breathed against it, her entire face plastered on it. She watched kids walking and heard cars honking and whiz pass by like there was no damn speed limit.
"Dude mornings can suck it," she muttered as she rested her arms on the car door.
Ino turned around the passenger seat and frowned at her boredom. " Shut up forehead…Hinata's driving, she doesn't need distractions."
"Yah, yah…look who's talking," she kicked her feet against the back of Ino's seat. Ino jumped forward, almost colliding with the dashboard.
"Hey you cherry bas-turd!" Ino lifted the incliner and flung her arms over each side of the leatherhead rest, attempting to strangle Sakura. Sakura dodged her stupid act and nuzzled the top part of her blond locks. Ino retreated and groaned.
Tenten rolled down the window for some air, " Talk about distractions, losers." She settled her chin on the tip of her palm, staring at the motion of the trees.
"Whatever, we gotta have some fun…c'mon first day of school…" Sakura gave her a thumbs down.
"BORING!" Ino chimed in almost falling off the back of the chair. Hinata glared at the ruckus and slammed on the brakes hard at a red light. The quadruple nudged at the sight of Hinata's harsh braking skills.
Hinata's lips curled into a small smile, while looking at everyone's panicked expression. " Whoops," she said half-heartedly. Sakura and Tenten were pressed against the backs of the leatherhead rests and Ino almost collide against dashboard, her hair flicking around like crazy.
Sakura brushed her pink hair from her eyes and pushed back from the leather interior. The interior left a nasty print on both Tenten and Sakura's cheeks.
"Hinata you have some balls—figuratively speaking," Sakura chucked and gripped the seatbelt off her right.
"Because of this, I'll have to wear a seatbelt every time…. Hinata drives," she nodded and pointed to Ino who grumbled, " Put your damn seatbelt on pork rinds, I don't want you to break anything in the car that Hinata might have to pay for!"
Ino briskly brought the seatbelt around her waist and clicked it on.
She uttered a growling noise and slumped on the seat.
"You're all dead to me."
Being ever so persistent with her driving, Hinata signaled a left, hesitantly waiting for cars to pass by. The three girls in the back watched almost impatient as the car stirred forward with every waking minute. There was a slight chance of lucky Hinata had to pass, but decided to jerk the car against her better judgement.
She patted Hinata on her wobbly shoulders, " Kidding, so where in the hell are we heading off to??" She looked across the campus remembering the wild fangirls googling over the guys in their mere flannel boxers, by far the best moment of their bets.
" We have homeroom together in…Art?" Tenten glanced at the posted schedules on the office bulletins. Sakura scanned through some of her courses: Calculus, Physics AP, English, and Band, of course. Hell, band would be the only class guaranteed a pass; the rest she'd figured her chicken tutor will school her on.
" Grrawr, I'm going to get pooped with homework, that sucks…" Sakura whined, thinking about the potential dark circles she'll have under her eyelids. Hinata and the others shook her head in agreement.
"I have everything AP except Calculus and English," Hinata grimaced, disliking both subjects for certain reasons.
Ino uttered a chocking noise from behind, " Eww essays."
Tenten looked at the designated room numbers for her classes.
"Ditto, who would take English AP along with other accelerated classes? That's just suicide."
A shadowed figure came sneakily behind Tenten and grasped her shoulders. Tenten almost went into black belt mode, but relaxed seeing who 'the jerk' really was.
"…Only over-achievers do that Ten…ten." He linked his arms around her neck, tilting against her lean neck. She felt his smirk rise even more, an annoying little habit he does to try to make her feel even more uncomfortable, and not to mention pissed her off.
Tenten kept a straight face, holding him arms, swaying gracefully side to side with him. " You're lucky you're a peculiar face, or I would have decked your ass on the pavement right now."
Neji firmly kissed her temple, "Still the generous Tenten I know. Scary, but controllable. "
"Ha, HA," she answered feebly, " well lucky for me I only have two core classes to share with you!"
Neji scanned thoroughly his assigned courses.
"Wrong, you're terrible at math, I have you for three…"
"Damnit, you better not be looking at my chest again you closet pervert," she twitched before him, watching his thins lips carve into steady grin. Sakura watched those two go at it again, same story, different location…both of them were stalemate in any couple's perspective. Tenten molded him from a reluctant, insensitive guy to a guy with a corrupted mine and crazy unspeakable urges. Whereas Neji knew his intention to make her squirm was just pure enjoyment.
"Hey lovebirds, you guys can get your love boat sailing in the janitor's closet direction later," Sakura interrupt while standing next to her oh so special sergeant or master/king bastard. Tenten tore her attention from her boyfriend and glared menacingly at Sakura.
"Just. Keep. Walking," Tenten pointed to the set direction of the Art class.
Their surroundings were acquainted with easels with crusted vibrant colors on the edges of the wood, sketching utensils, paintbrushes, and intricate paintings from previous years on the wall. Everyone took a seat wherever currently available and waiting for incoming students to fill the room.
Their new teacher, who ironically is in touch, and is currently associated with the masked perverted sensei (Kakashi Hatake), which translated to: really acquainted with him. She drew a flashy grin enough rival Naruto's; she sported black, sleek combat boots and thin-wired fishnets.
" Hey students, glad to see some usual faces. I hope no one got caught doing anything illegal," Her eyes creased into miniature smiles and yawned openly after that.
"Honest to Kami though, physical Education was not even decent, especially with the stupid Ninja Turtle Gai making up stupid stretching drills. Trust me kids don't trust a stretch named 'Spiral Frog on Pond Water'." She opened a manila folder with a short assignment and lazily passed out to every individual.
" As some of you might recognized my face, hair, or having a dango in my left hand," She paused, "…Just don't mess with me and I won't mess with 'cha! Comprende?"
A mix of unsure faces and sleepy baggy-eyed seniors nodded to her introduction. She snorted at the droopy faces of the seniors, " So you're assignment for today will be—"
"HELLO JAPAN!," said a loud-mouthed brunette and her foolish friends. Anko snarled at the disruption and ordered them to sit. Sakura glanced over at the Clonettes and went wide-eyed, then facing toward Tenten, Ino and Hinata if they took notice too. Nancy gave a credulous smile and looked at her way, or supposedly her boyfriend's direction.
' Just great, just fucking great,' Sakura thought trying to nudge even more closer into the arms of Sasuke. Nancy pouted from afar and stood up to address them.
"Honey can you move you're big ass head, you're blocking my view from…the Uchiha," she signed, placing her hand exaggeratedly on her heart.
Sakura jumped off from the stools and pushed her away. " Why don't you take my advice and go back to whatever the hell you came from…ohh and where's that again?"
" HOOD'LUM LAND!" chimed the three friends sitting around Sakura. Nancy fluffed her hair and stomped back to her stool, offended and outraged.
Anko scratched the chalkboard with her nails, producing a loud irritating screech that echoed the room. " Damn, be quiet will ya? ….As I was saying for the assignment, you will work in partners, and draw or paint what you believe that represents that person. And I will be willingly choose your partners…"
She pointed an out-stretched finger at Sakura and then unfortunately she pointed towards the enemy. Sakura slumped in her seat, exhaling a scream.
"Since you and Betty Bop ov'r here like to yap, you guys make a fantastic pairing," Anko kicked up her black boots on the furnished desk with stacks of paper. Sakura made a whiney sound and distasteful face.
'Screw my life!' Sakura's thoughts rang in her mind. She gave a crude sneer and swapped seat with one of the Clone hoes, looking the opposite direction, making a choking remark.
Anko narrowed down all potential partner choices and unfortunately Hinata went into the mix of pairing up with the stupid, petty girls.
Hinata nearly choked on her own spit, hearing Anko call own her name and then associating it with Kate, the brown-haired Naruto stealer. Kate grinned mischievously at Hinata, tucked her fingers over another, and placed her chin on them. Hinata adverted her gaze, covering her jacket right behind her mauve eyes.
' Please let the time go faster…hum.'
Ino and Tenten were the lucky ones to get assigned to each other, or else they would have been the ones chewing the bimbo's heads out. Sakura rolled her eyes all the way back, wishing butthole Nancy would keep her fake lips chalked with massive make-up stapled, good. Apparently cussing her out every damn second wouldn't gain her anything, but a big fat detention slip from Mitarashi-sensei.
Sakura lazily grabbed a tin of black, blue, and green paint and settled it down next to their workstation. She carelessly threw a mix of different dry paintbrushes on the easel.
" Let's just get this over with Nancy bitch," Sakura eyed her dully as ever. Nancy flashed her teeth and swiped the blue paint from the table, dominantly.
Nancy stirred a brush in the can and stared wondrously at the blank piece of art paper. " Hm, you stupid pink tranny," she apathetically looked sakura disgustedly up and down, then firmly pressed the brush on the paper. The vibrant blue paint dripped before Nancy drew her strokes, forming five overly larged, girly-print letters; she ended with a sharp underline under the lettering….
Hinata narrowed her eyes every time Kate took an icy glance and mindlessly painted a crappy looking duck with fangs and a black devil's stack next to the wing. Kate drew a fat sumo wrestler with the diaper slash in purple. Kate cracked an evil smile and flipped the picture to Hinata her progress.
"Resembles you," she glanced at her artwork, "doesn't it?"
Hinata hid her face and growled angrily. "Draw something else," she demanded carefully.
"No. Why don't you make your scaredy-ass try to?" Kiku countered, tossing the picture aside. Hinata made now instant move and kicked the easel roughly at her. Kate blocked the easel with her foot and kicked it off her right.
"Wow, that's the best a sensitive chick do," Kate gritted her teeth, "Stop playing nice, Naruto-kun doesn't like pretenders."
"Shut up!" Hinata lowly commanded, "I am nice, more than you can ever be."
Kate glared, but instantly stopped to snarl once Naruto galloped across the room to check on Hinata. He enveloped his tanned arms around her waist and grinned, stealing a kiss on her cheek.
"Hinata-chan! I miss Ramen…we should take another vacation Neh?" Naruto's eyes gleamed, as he smothered the petite girl in her arms. Hinata pressed a solid hand towards his face and smiled. Kate sneered at the couple, she thought of countless ways to split them up, mainly by force and playing with their emotion techniques. She grinned inwardly.
'Naruto you will be mine!' She laughed evilly in her mind, not quite pay attention that Naruto and Hinata went to chat elsewhere. ' Damn!'
Sakura burned her eyes through those bolded words and lost her temper. Nancy flickered the paintbrush; arrogantly proud by how she made the pink tramp curl in irritation.
"B-I-T-C-H. I think it exactly represents who you are inside and out," She squealed in excitement.
Sakura had a vice grip on the green tin and angrily threw the painting utensils, on the side, spattering the table with a hideous slime green color.
"Guess what Nancy-fucking-hoe," she spat out her mouth, " Disney wants to hire you for a temporary costume character…"
She titled the can at a precise angle and let the contents descend from the tin to Nancy's think dark brunette hair. Nancy hollered a shriek loudly, grabbing the attention from around the room. Scattered laughter was heard and funny jokes were cracked up from a couple of guys.
"YOU, NO GOOD WANABEE! UHH!" She shrilled her voice and grunted looking at the mess that dripped from her nose onto the crusty floorboard.
Sakura pushed up her sleeves and poked her green head, " Can you gain 80 pounds by two weeks Shrek needs a replacement A-SAP."
Sakura enjoyed looking at the slimy, unattractive green paint dripping profusely down Nancy's hair. Nancy made a low guttering noise and pummeled Sakura down on to the floorboard, attempting to strangle her neck.
"Get the hell off me!" Sakura grunted in attempts to thrash her head around, getting completely flung with green substance. Sasuke pulled her away from Nancy, and before anything bad could possibly happen, he held her arms back, just so she wouldn't do anything she'll regret.
She flailed around, kicking her legs with glowering eyes straight at the so-called Sasuke clinger. Sasuke kept her pretty stable in his arms, but damn was she ready to do some rounds on that American chick. Sakura shook her green-stained pink locks away from her angry face and tried her best to squirm away from her boyfriend's hold.
"Stop, now…..let….me go. Bastard," Sakura emphasized her words at Sasuke. Nancy grabbed a small tin of paint and threw against the struggling teen. Nancy laughed heartily as Sakura continued her fits.
Sasuke pressed his lips closely to her earlobe whispering sternly at her,
"Sakura… she's just trying to provoke you more."
Sakura didn't bother looking at him, " Shut up."
Sakura grabbed his arms hastily to release herself and didn't think for second before dashing toward that imbecile. Sasuke's long limbs captured her once again. Sasuke whispered at her one more…this time more playfully than serious.
" …I'm starting to like this game," Sasuke rose a brow at her while her features stayed riled.
Sakura elbowed his gut lightly and faced towards him. " Damnit, Sasuke."
Nancy watched in bemusement and hounded a laugh, " Aww c'mon Sasuke-kun, honey, let her go. I want to see how your little angel ended up in a mental institution."
Sakura clenched her jaw tightly.
"Fucker," she muttered.
The proceeding bell signaled and Nancy gathered her belongings graciously with her green-ness and all, then winked towards Sasuke and Sakura's direction.
"I have all year sweetie…just don't get too comfortable, okay?" With that she stalked off the art room.
Anko rose from her seat and noticed a smearing of green on her floorboard.
"What in the world-?" Anko reached for the phone and dialed numbers to call in the janitor, " Hey jannitey, we need a clean-up apparently kids these days are so fascinated with fake barf colors."
"Haruno…do me a favor and tell my wafflecakes to give Nancy a nice donkey referral," Anko smacked her gum in her mouth before continuing, " You're lucky prince charming over here saved yah."
Sakura nodded and trotted off to class," …Lucky one I am."
Your Cup of Joy! Cup of Joe! Cup of Insanity? Nahh.
Cup of Commentary?! Yah that one.
-Sorry….it's Bo-ring…ZzZz.
-I need to put more NaruHina. T-T
-Wafflecakes...Kakashi. Spiffy, and I was hungry again. T-T
-I have the schedules yes, next chapter yes. :D
-Slow chapter…the plot is not coming for a while, it's just instantaneous rivalry/pranks against: guys vs. chicks, and chicks vs. hoes. High school.
-Ummm trying my best to jump into plot, without clutter up stupid crap scenes. ahahah uhhh.
-¡Gracias! You've read two chapters…of more to come? I don't have the exact number of chaps. left, sorry 'bout that.
-uhh it was past my one-year FFN mark…gee celebrates now. o.o
-I'm old dang!
-SPAM BELINDA TO GREATNESS!! :)
-Thanks for the PM kattylin :D
THANKS FOR READING!!
DAMNNN HOMIE THIS IS WAY OLDDDD.
Oh and I have a quick question: Any suggestions for other teachers you guys would like to see...?
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