Bombette Booma and 586 others are now friends with Toadney Spears.


Pauline Toyokawa - Mario Mario: Hey, thanks for accepting my friend request. :) Haven't seen ya in forever!

-Mario Mario: I know! What have you been up to these days?

-Pauline Toyokawa: Nothing much. I'm currently living in Hudson City now and I have my own apartment so...yeah, I guess you could say I'm living the good life. And you?

-Mario Mario: That's great! Me, I'm still living with my brother at our house. I'm planning on moving out soon so the bro can have the place all to himself.

-Pauline Toyokawa: Nice! I hope I can visit you guys someday. That would be fun...

-Princess Daisy: *coughSLUTcough*

Wario Wario and 474 others like this.

Pauline Toyokawa has now blocked Princess Daisy.


Luigi Mario: My love for Princess Daisy grows stronger each day.

Rosalina Star and 209,857 others like this.

-Princess Daisy: AWWWWWWWWWW LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIII! YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUTE! I LOVE YOU!

Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad and 180,758 others like this.

-King Bowser Koopa: There's this thing on Facebook called PRIVATE MESSAGING. Learn it. Use it. Love it. Do it.

Wario Wario and Waluigi Wario like this.

-Bow Ghostina: Ignore Bowser, he's just angry that he can't get a girlfriend. ;)

King Bowser Koopa has now blocked Bow Ghostina.

-Dry Bones: FJESOHGRGREHGREGHERHGERHG


Mister Taxi - Goombella Goomba: Hey babe.

-Goombella Goomba: Um...hey. Who is this?

-Mister Taxi: Let's just say that I've been a fan of you ever since I saw you in The Thousand Year Door...

-Goombella Goomba: Oh really? That's cool!

-Mister Taxi: Yeah...I really liked the way you talked...the way you attacked those enemies...your complexion...it's so...amazing. Everytime I play that game, I am drawn to you. I even forget that Mario is on screen next to you. You are perfect in every single way. I think I'm in love with you.

-Goombella Goomba: ...

-Sushie Fishie: STALKER ALERT! BLOCK HIS ASS!

Koopa Troopa and 549,375 others like this.

Goombella Goomba has now blocked Mister Taxi.


Waluigi Wario - Wario Wario: So bro, what's the plan for today?

-Wario Wario: Oh, I've got it all planned out, brotha! First, were gonna hit up the milkshake palace. Next, we'll steal a few certain items from Hal-Mart, preferably video games and candy. After that, we'll go to the nightclub and hit on some pretty chicks and hopefully get far enough to take them home with us unlike last time where my girl threw up all over my face.

-Waluigi Wario: Perfecto! Can't wait!

-Wario Wario: ...Oh crap, I just realized I posted that on here, where everyone can see. O.O

-Waluigi Wario: ...Well, this is extremely awkward...

-Kammy Koopa: You guys are morons.

Bowser Jr. and 660,355 others like this.


Donkey Kong - Rosalina Star: Hey Rosalina! I've got this big box of chocolates with your name on it!

-Rosalina Star: Oh really? That's so kind of you DK! Are you gonna drop it off her or should I just go to your place?

-Donkey Kong: I'm dropping it off at your place. BUT! You have to give me a smooch on the lips first, otherwise, no chocolates for you! :D

Rosalina Star has now blocked Donkey Kong.

Wendy Koopa likes this.

Donkey Kong: D:


King Bowser Koopa: LMS and I'll rate you 1-10.

Petey Pirahna and 35 others like this.

-Dixie Kong: I wouldn't want to be rated by you, even if I was held at gunpoint.

-King Bowser Koopa: You better watch out what you say, Dixie. Those words are gonna bite ya in the ass one day.

-Dixie Kong: Yeah, WHEN PIGS FLY! Haha!

-Professor E. Gadd: Actually Dixie, due to my latest experiment, I can make pigs fly due to this little microchip I embed in them that makes them magically sprout wings from absolutely nowhere and can fly up to 321.46 feet. ISN'T THAT AMAZING?

-Dixie Kong: ...You gotta be kidding me...

-Morton Koopa: I got the gun.

Larry Koopa likes this.


King Bowser Koopa - Petey Piranha: I rate you a 7 out of 10. I like you and all, and you're a great underling, but you kind of creep me sometimes and I think you're a stalker.

Blooper Gooper likes this.

-Petey Piranha: Well GEE, THANKS BOWSER! YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET KAMMY TO THROW A CRAP LOAD OF MAGIC AT ME FOR NO REASON!

-Kammy Koopa: Is that a request?

-King Bowser Koopa: Holy damn, calm down Petey. I'm just being honest. Besides, I'm not the only one who thinks that.

-Petey Piranha: Well, who the hell else thinks that I'm creepy and a stalker?

-King Bowser Koopa: Well...everybody.

Petey Piranha has now deleted his facebook page.

-Chain Chomp: BARK BARK.

Luigi Mario and 2,765,840,478 others like this.


Princess Toadstool Peach: Ahhh, the rain is so beautiful! Hard to believe it hasn't rained for 4 months!

Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad and 703,584 others like this.

-Bowser Jr.: Want me to come over there and make you cozy, mama? ;)

-Princess Toadstool Peach: WHAT THE! I BLOCKED YOU! How did you get past my...uhh...blockage?

-Bowser Jr.: It's called a backup account. You know, you really should set your profile on private...there's a lot of creeps out there who look at your pictures and do some 'things' with them. ;)

Princess Toadstool Peach has now blocked Bowser Jr. and set her profile to private.


Toad Suzuki - Shy Guy: Hey, I've always wondered something. What IS behind your mask?

-Shy Guy: Ever seen Wendy Koopa with no makeup? That's what I look like.

-Toad Suzuki: O.O

-Wendy Koopa: YOU SON OF A *****.

Wendy Koopa has now blocked Shy Guy.

-Shy Guy: ...I didn't even know she was on my friends list...


Toadiana Odnetnin - Mario Mario: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IT'S MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK! WILL YOU MARRY ME? I AM, LIKE, YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I HAVE POSTERS OF YOU ALL OVER MY ROOM AND I OWN EVERY SINGLE GAME YOU STARRED IN! OH MY GOSH, I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK! PLEASE RESPOND XOXOXOXO

-King Bowser Koopa: ...

Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad and 855,475 others like this.

-Mario Mario: Erm...wow...I...don't know what to say. Well...it's good to know that I have a huge fan...despite your post sounding borderline-obssessed with me.

-Toadiana Odnetnin: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH! MARIO REPLIED TO ME! HE REPLIED TO ME! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS! THEN I'M GONNA WRITE A STORY ABOUT IT, SUBMIT IT TO THE "Mushroom Daily" NEWSPAPER AND HOPE IT GETS SHOWN ON THERE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!

-Mario Mario: That's...interesting...

-Toadinia Odnetnin: OH MARIO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN KISS YOU ALL OVER AND THEN WE CAN GET MARRIED AND HAVE A BUNCH OF BEAUTIFUL BABIES!

-Princess Toadstool Peach: Woah woah woah. Step back sista. He's mine.

Yoshi Pucha and 1,675,484 others like this.

-Toadiana Odnetnin: UMM, EXCUSE ME? BACK OFF BITCH, HE'S MINE!

-Paper Yoshi: Did you SERIOUSLY just call the princess of the entire Mushroom Kingdom a BITCH?

-Dixie Kong: Someone call the cops on this girl.

-Goombella Goomba: I'd hate to know what kind of family you grew up in.

-Toadiana Odnetnin: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! The only thing that Peach is a princess of, is the princess of MY ASS!

-Parakarry Kalamari: 0.0

-Boomerang Bro: LMAO.

-Princess Daisy: Mario, block this loser. And Peach, don't say anything. This idiot isn't woth your time.

-Wario Wario: Geez, that girl is more of a stalker than Pauline...

Mario Mario has now blocked Toadiana Odnetnin.

Pauline Toyokawa has now blocked Wario Wario.

King Bowser Koopa has now blocked Toadney Spears.


Watt Bulb and 68,474,378 others are now friends with Lady SaSa.

EOC.

Please read and review and if you want to, give me some ideas for what I could put in the next chapter and I'll try to make it as funny as possible.