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Taichi: Oh, dear God :(
Fo: What?
Taichi: Your ego...
Fo: What about it?
Taichi: Ugh... T.T
Washu: Fo, every time you get a good review on a story that you think that will fail, you tend to...
Fo: Tend to what?
Washu: I can't tell her... She's doing the puppy dog eyes, Veemon...
Veemon: It has to be done.
Fo: Hey why are you guys whispering?
Veemon: It's about your Christmas gift, Fo ^^
Fo: DOH!
Washu: Nice job...
Veemon: I tried...
Taichi: The ego...
Duncan: Fo does not own 'Dragon Ball Z'.
Ryuk: And don't forget to review you guys.
Duncan: I was going to get to that, Ryuk -.-
Ryuk: Hehe ^^
Taichi: Beware of her ego O.O
Fo: No rude reviews -.- Or I'll be on you like white on rice!
Bob: Aren't you forgetting someone?
Fo: Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry Bob!
Taichi: Beware... Of her ego O.o
Bob: It's okay, Fo ^^
Fo: Doh! Hey Fans! This is Bob! Bob is from my favorite cartoon of all time! He is also one of my cast! He is from 'ReBoot' ^^ Now I'm going to introduce everyone ^^
Taichi: Oh... Dear... God... The ego...
Fo: I don't get it /: Well, anyways! I'm Fo! The author extraordinaire ^^ I'm going to write graphic novels with my bestest best friend in the whole wide world... BANANA! Guys! Don't be jerks! Introduce yourselves!
Taichi: I'm Taichi... Or Tai. I'm from the anime 'Digimon'. I suffered the misfortune buying Fo at a pet store in 2001... She was a dog then... An annoying dog -.-
Washu: I'm Washu, from the anime and manga 'Tenchi Muyo'... One of Fo's all time favorite anime and mangas.
Veemon: I'm Veemon ^^ From the anime 'Digimon'.
Taichi: Leave... While you still can!
Ryuk: I'm the Shinigami, Ryuk. I am from the manga and anime 'Death Note'.
Duncan: I'm Duncan, from the cartoon, 'Total Drama Island'.
Taichi: That damn ego...
Bob: And I'm Bob! From the CGI cartoon 'ReBoot', Fo's all time favorite show ^^
Fo: Now that you Readers had met the gang, it's time for you guys to indulge in some reading ^^ Enjoy bitches XD
Washu: And here are the main teenagers we have met so far!
Bob: Enjoy ^^
Pan Son: 16 years old
Trunks Briefs: 18 years old
Goten Son: 18 years old
Bra Briefs: 17 years old
Paris Miller: 18 years old
I Can't Stand You!
Chapter 2: Dazed And Confused
Pan Son had woken up to the sound of her buzzing alarm clock. She couldn't make out the time, it was far to blurry for her too read it. And she decided she didn't care, she was far too comfortable to care. She pulled her heavy covers over head, hoping to muffle out the sound of her damn alarm clock.
Then she heard her door creaking open slowly, she knew it had to be her Maltese (Fo: That's a small cute white dog ^^ Their very cute ^.^), Ila (Fo: That's the name of my Maltese ^^).
Pan heard the joyful jingle of dog tags and then she knew for sure it had to be, Ila. The little white dog jumped up onto her bed with ease, wagging the bushy white tail at the end of her body. Ila crawled up onto hip and then down to her face. The small dog began to dig at the blanket that was covering Pan's face.
"Go away, Ila!" Pan mumbled angrily, under the heavy green blanket as she gripped the comforter tighter and tighter.
The little dog titled her head to the side and started to dig at the blanket once again. Ila then started to whimper as it continue to dig at the blanket. Pan groaned in defeat as she pulled the covers off of her upper body. Pan allowed the small dog rub up against her chest and lick her face at the same time. Pan started to giggle softly as she ran a hand through the white fur. The two of them played for a couple of minutes, before hearing a light knock at her bed room door.
"Yes?" Pan answered groggily as she continued to pet Ila.
"Pan, honey, you should get up and start getting ready, we are leaving at 9:30," said Videl as she peeked into her daughter's dim lighted room.
Pan sighed as she looked at her clock that read 7:43. Pan turned to her mother and smiled sweetly at her.
"Alrighty, Mom..." Pan said with a smile on her pale skinned face as she stretched her arms above her head.
Videl smiled at her before she closed the bedroom door. Pan let out a loud yawn as she covered her mouth with the back of her hand. Today was her grandfather's surprise Birthday party; she had a close relationship with her grandfather. Her grandfather ran a bike shop and sometimes on the weekends, Pan would help out at the shop. Pan and her grandfather has a very close relationship, he was her hero after all. As Pan sat up on her bed, Ila wobbled onto her lap. Pan looked down at the small canine and smiled sweetly as she patted her furry head.
"I need to get ready, Ila," she said sweetly to the little white Maltese as she scratched her white floppy ears.
The little white dog shook her body in satisfaction, before leaping off her master's lap onto the dark blue carpet. Pan stretched her legs out letting the blood circulate, before jumping off of her bed. Pan looked over at her chestnut brown dresser and had a smile curl up on her lips. She walked over to it with grace, allowing her sloppy black bed hair bounce with each step she took.
When she stopped, she gazed at the items on top of her dresser; a white lace cover that only covered the middle of the dresser and both ends hung loosely at each end of the dresser, there was also a fiesta bright orange vase with fresh orchids (Fo: My favorite flower and smell of all time!) in it, and a photo of her and her two best friends from Valance, Ikea Skielding (Fo: Ikea was Pan's best friend from the fan fic of mine, 'Wolf Howling At The Moon'. And her last name is my bestest best friend's last name. Just some fun facts for you ^^) and Billie Sawyer.
Ikea was a bit taller than Pan, with long curly milk chocolate brown hair, bright honey brown eyes, and an olive skin tone.
And Billie was shorter than the two of them and she had short pixie cut black hair (Fo: Like Halle Berry's hair ^^), bright sky blue eyes, and light chocolate brown skin.
She missed Ikea and Billie dearly. They did everything together and they were so much alike. Pan let out a small sigh as she shook her head softly.
She knew that her, Billie, and Ikea would see each other again, there's always collage!
She gingerly touched the wooden handle on the drawer, before she gentle tugged on it. As the drawer opened slowly, revealing many pairs of socks, bras, cami tops, and panties, Pan smiled as she pulled out a bright pink laced bra and matching boy short panties. Pan placed them gently on top of her dresser before closing the drawer slowly with the palms of her hands. She then bent over pulling on the second drawer below it; it revealed all sorts of bottoms; like pants, skirts, caprice, and shorts. Pan pulled out a white hippie skirt with a floral thread design at the bottom. Pan placed it on the top of the dresser, along with her under garments. Pan then walked over to her closet and opened the door, revealing variety of garments. As Pan went through sliding coat hanger after coat hanger, she smiled when she saw the perfect top.
She pulled out a bright yellow (Fo: So cheery ^^) blouse with a plunging neck line that would only show just a small amount of cleavage.
She bent down and pulled out a pair of matching yellow wedges with an open toe from her closet floor. She then walked over to her dresser and placed the top and the shoes with the rest of her outfit that was lying neatly on the top of her dresser. Pan sighed as she placed her hands on her hips as she gazed at the outfit that she had created.
So took great pride at what she had created; now the next step...
To take a nice hot shower.
Goten decided he would ride with his older brother, Gohan, to their parents. Goten decided to bring his girlfriend, Paris and his best friend, Trunks along to his father's 56rd Birthday party. He figured since Trunks seemed to be digging his niece, he thought he would play matchmaker. Only thing he worried about with Trunks was, was his hormones. Trunks had a habit letting his hormones get the best of him. It was a major character flaw. He treated Trunks like a brother, however, if he hurts Pan, Goten would surely beat him to a bloody pulp.
That's if...
Gohan doesn't beat him to it. There's something you outta know about Gohan. He is very protective over Pan.
Hell!
She is the baby of the family. Goten was driving a dark green Jeep, with Paris up front and Trunks was in the back. They weren't far from Gohan's home, but for Paris and Trunks they had no idea what's in store for them.
"Hey, Goten? Are we there yet?" Trunks whined as he fidgeted with his seat belt (Fo: Safety First ^^).
Goten looked back at his friend with a doe eyed expression.
"Yea, just one more block, dude," Goten said calmly as he brought his attention to the road.
Then Goten took a left on a street that said 'Maple' and he lifted his foot off the peddle, just a little bit, so the vehicle went slower.
Goten was looking through Paris' window at the many fancy houses; he smiled when he saw a large white house, with a black roof, and a red door. It was a very charming structure; with a large front porch, a triple car garage, and a tall maroon fence, blocking the view to the backyard. There was a stoned walk way that led up to the massive black porch, with bushes giving privacy to the owner, if they chose to sit on the porch. He turned his turn signal on as he pulled up into a cemented driveway.
"This is it!" Goten exclaimed with a huge smile on his happy face, as he put the jeep in park.
Paris looked at the large house in 'awe', it reminded her of a doll house.
It was so charming to her; she imagined sweet and wholesome parents, three adorable kids, and a golden retriever. She was very impressed. Paris imagined herself raising a large family of her own in a home like this one some day.
"Is this where your brother lives?" Paris asked as she looked over at her boyfriend.
Goten looked over at Paris and nodded his head, before opening the door. As Goten jumped out of his jeep with ease, the first thing he heard was Ila's high pitched barking. He shook his head in annoyance as he rubbed the back of his head.
God, he hated ankle bitters...
They gave him the creeps.
Paris stepped out of the dark green jeep and looked over at Goten; he was wearing a 'Ramones' (Fo: My third favorite band in the whole wide world ^^) shirt, a grey leather watch, a silver thumb ring on his right thumb, a pair of dark blue jeans that fit him kind of snug, a studded belt, an copper colored eagle belt buckle, and black converse.
Then Paris looked over at Trunks exiting out of the small jeep. He was wearing a dark grey t-shirt that fit him kinda snug, with his famous surfing necklace with the shark's tooth, a pair of skinny jeans, a leather belt, black skater shoes, a silver thumb ring on each thumb, and a studded bracelet. Paris was wearing a pink sun dress that hit her knees and along with a pair of thin flip flops. Goten looked at everyone and smiled sweetly. He was really excited for introducing Paris to his parents. You see, Goten has his own place; even though it's in a trailer park. His parents thought it would be best if he went to Satan High, because, half of Gohan's life, they home schooled him. They lived in a very small town and the closet school was over 35 miles away. They didn't want Goten to be home schooled, so, they bought him a trailer, fixed it up, and helped out with the bills. Goten was happy where he lived; he enjoyed his freedom of being on his own. He would throw parties every Saturday night, it was every teenager's dream. Well, anyway, back to the story, Goten motioned everyone to follow him to the door.
Meanwhile, Videl was peeking from behind the heavy black drapes in her living room window, watching as the three teenagers made their way up to the door. She glanced over at her husband, who was coming down the stairs. He was wearing a maroon sweater that had the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, with a white button up shirt underneath, and a pair of blue jeans.
She noticed that he gave her the 'not-even-going-to-ask' look.
Videl stuck her tongue out at him in a childish manner, as she let go of the dark colored drapes. Gohan rolled his onyx black eyes as he smiled lovingly at his wife. Her childish tendencies made him love her more and more. Videl was wearing a pair of skinny jeans and a brown button up shirt that fit her form perfectly. She had her hair in a low pony tail and she was wearing chocolate diamond earrings, that Gohan got for her on Christmas last year. Videl looked at the door and smirked. Gohan and Videl both came up with the idea to embarrass Goten much as possible at the party. When they heard the door bell rang, Videl looked over at her husband with a sinful grin.
Videl skipped to the door with glee, with Gohan behind shaking his head in 'oh-dear-God-what did-I-get-myself-into' shake.
Videl couldn't help, but, start giggling as she turn the Victorian styled brownish gold knob (Fo: Kinda like that antique gold color.).
Videl quickly gathered her composure as she opened the heavy wooden red door. She saw Goten grinning at her with Paris hand in his; she had the greatest prank when she saw them hand in hand.
Damn, Goten was screwed when Vidal saw them holding hands.
'Oh, Videl... You are so cruel,' she snickered in her head as she smiled at the two teens holding hands.
"Well, howdy there!" Videl said with glee in a very heavy Southern accent as she swung the door wide open.
Videl could hear Gohan chocking on his own saliva and she was satisfied when she saw Goten's face became redder than the reddest tomato. Goten felt his heart pounding in his chest of embarrassment as he squeezed Paris' hand. Videl knew, Goten was so easy to embarrass, and the fact he brought two guest with him made it even more richer. Videl was enjoying this, she was so glad she had called Chi-Chi and Goku this morning, to join in on her and Gohan's plot to embarrass the crap out of Goten. Oh, they are going to have so much fun at this party. Poor Goten will probably never show his face in public after they're done with him.
"Come on in!" she exclaimed with a goofy smile on her face, still in her fake Southern accent.
Goten stared at her with a bit of fear in his dark eyes, he never felt so unease around his family before. Usually, he's felt the most comfortable when he's around his family.
But, not right not!
Videl was acting nuts. Videl placed her hands on her hips as she hocked up a bunch off snot into her mouth and spitted into a water bottle that she was holding. She frowned a little bit at the three teens as she twisted the little white cap back on the plastic bottle.
"Ain't you gonna come in?" Videl said in an angry tone as she glared at the three teens.
Videl was enjoying herself. This prank was going better than she thought it would be. She noted that Goten looked like he was going to vomit.
Videl was going to milk this bitching of a prank!
The three teens hesitantly walked through the threshold of the massive house and they weren't sure if it was a good idea.
Videl looked over at Gohan, who had settled on the couch and was reading 'Where The Wild Things Are' (Fo: Teehe! My all time favorite story book as a kid ^^); she mentally blew him a kiss for actually going through with their 'Embarrass Goten Gate '09' (Fo: Haha! I'm so clever! Go me ^^).
"Gohan!" she called out to him with a loud squeak in her voice, Gohan looked over at his wife and smiled at her, revealing false yellow nasty looking red neck teeth in his mouth.
"Yes, Apple Pie?" he answered in a Southern accent as he stood up, still holding 'Where The Wild Things Are'.
"What are you reading?" she said in squeaks with her Southern accent, as the three teens walked over to the stairs.
Gohan gave her a confused look, when suddenly it was as if a light bulb flicked on above his head. Gohan looked at the cover of the book in his hand and started to scratch the side of his head with his index finger.
"You know, Sugar Lips... I don't have the foggiest idea..." he said with a confused tone in his Southern accent, as he looked up at her smiling with the false hillbilly teeth in his mouth.
Gohan was loving this, he just can't wait to do the same thing to Pan, when she brings friends over. He could couldn't even imagine the face that Pan would make when the do it to her. Gohan couldn't wait till his parents joined in on all of the fun.
"Then why are you reading it? You were suppose to skin that opossum for our pa's (Fo: I crack myself up XD) Birthday dinner," Videl said with a scolding frown as she placed the water bottle on the table in front of the window, that had a white laced table cover, a few baby pictures of Pan, a picture of Ila, Goten's 2nd grade school picture, a military photo of Goku's father Bradock, a small black vase with cat tails set in it, and a medium sized black clay bowl that held their keys and loose change.
"Okay, seriously you two! Are you guys drunk?" Goten said as he glared at the two with his arms crossed.
Videl and Gohan looked at each other and then at Goten, with the goofiest smiles. After he saw Gohan and Videl's faces, Goten could have smacked himself; he just added fuel to the fire. Gohan grinned and looked over at the back of the house, as if something of great importance was back there.
"We will be after that Moonshine (Fo: Crazy stuff... Can't even tell you guys O.o) is done," Gohan said looking back at his younger brother, still with his fake Southern accent as he sat the children's book onto the sofa.
Paris and Trunks looked at each other with a 'WTF' look on their faces, not sure what to say or think about the situation.
Goten grumbled as he hung his head down, he had no idea why his older brother and sister in-law were acting like this. Goten let out a sigh and noticed two life forms were missing; the dog and Pan. He looked over at his brother and blinked.
"Hey Bro, where's Panny?" Goten asked as he wrapped an arm around Paris' bare shoulder, allowing his thumb softly rub her sun kissed skin.
Videl and Gohan's eyes widened in shock, they forgot to tell their daughter about the 'Embarrass Goten Gate '09'.
Gohan scratched the back of his head as he looked his younger brother with a goofy grin. Goten felt his stomach turn; he realized he had added more fuel to the fire.
"Well, Little Panny should be up in her room! Why don't you and your friend here go get her. Videl and I would love to flap our jaws with your pretty city girl girlfriend of yours," Gohan said still with his fake Southern accent.
Goten really didn't like the idea of his lunatic brother and sister in-law, alone with his new girlfriend. It did not sit well with him, one bit.
However, Trunks really liked that idea, he knew that his friend was on the edge to say 'no'; then Trunks placed a hand on Goten's shoulder.
Goten looked over his shoulder at his best friend with a grimace look of embarrassment. Trunks smiled at Goten, letting him know that Paris will be fine. Goten sighed in defeat and looked over at his brother with an unsure smile planted on his lips.
"Alright... Just promise me you don't do anything that will weird out my girlfriend, okay?" Goten said with his voice cracking up as he placed his hands together in a pleading way.
Goten felt his cheeks burning red; he really didn't want to leave Paris with this two 'hillbillys'.
Paris took her hand in his, drawing his attention; she noticed the look of embarrassment written all over his face. She smiled sweetly at him, as she brought her free hand to his red cheeks and started to caress it softly in the palm of her hand. Goten stared into her beautiful navy blue eyes with joy; he was so happy that he's dating Paris Miller, she was amazing; she was head of the volley ball and swim team.
Like his father and his older brother; he too was attracted to athletic women with a lot of spunk.
Like his mother, Chi Chi (Fo: I see Chi Chi more like Roseanne Barr from the show 'Roseanne', as I type. So, I'm tweaking Chi Chi and combing her original personality with Roseanne's. Fun? ^^) was the bad girl in her school; wrecking havoc at school dances, making pranks, and going to concerts with her beatnik friends.
Chi Chi's two passions were track and cooking; and Goku fell in love with her rebellious attitude and her cooking.
Now, his sister in-law's Videl's father Hercule Satan created the 'Satan Fighting Dojo' or also known as 'SFD'; when Gohan first met Videl during his Senior and first year of high school at Satan High; Videl had this attitude that you just didn't want to mess with.
She was a bad ass.
Videl was one of the trainers at the 'SFD' and she was a cheerleader, a soccer player, a basketball player, and she was a boxer.
When Gohan started to go to the 'SFD', they would spar for hours and eventually they began dating and soon fell in love.
And now here is Goten with Paris!
The two of them had been only dating for about a week and a half starting at the end of their summer break. Goten smiled at Paris and leaned forward giving her a small tender kiss on her forehead.
"Awwwwww!" Videl cooed as she stared at the two in a dreamy way.
Goten glared at Videl as he wrapped his arms around Paris protectively.
"Knock it off, Videl!" Goten whined as he stared at his giggling sister in-law.
"What in blue blazes are you talking about? I ain't doing anything," Videl said with her fake accent as she smirked at Goten.
Goten rolled his dark onyx eyes as he motioned Trunks to follow him up the light tan carpeted steps.
Pan had exited her bathroom that was connected to her bed room; she was clinging onto her hot pink bath towel as she made her way to her bed with the cloths she had layed out, nice and neatly. Ila was slumbering on her bed, letting out almost unnoticeably tiny snores. Pan giggled softly as she picked up her panties. Pan managed to slide them on with ease, with her towel still wrapped around her. Pan let a out a soft sigh as she pulled her towel from her body, allowing the tid bit cold room temperature breeze against her ivory skin. She loved that feeling of getting out of the shower; that clean feeling, her damp hair touching her milky white skin, and the cool breeze touching her sensitive areas. Pan then picked up her bra, but, before she could even put it on, she felt a huge gust of wind hitting her bare back.
At first she had no idea where the wind could even be coming from, but, then it hit her like an oncoming train...
Someone opened her bed room door and she was naked!
Panic arose throughout her body as she felt her skin burn with embarrassment. Without thinking, Pan turned around and saw her uncle and her uncle's best friend with their jaws almost hitting the floor. Pan never been this humiliated that she couldn't even move, and they too didn't know how to react. But, Trunks did, he took full advantage of the whole situation, he figured that Goten's brain was on total shut down.
Trunks stared at Pan's small perky breast, they weren't the size he was usually attracted to, but, hey...
They were nice!
His eyes then drifted to her stomach; it was flat and toned, he licked the bottom of his upper teeth. Trunks' eyes soon went further down to her hips and thighs; they too were toned, she had the body of a dancer, with that feminine curve of her hips that the guys went for. He felt his pants getting tighter as he eye googled Pan's body. Her skin looked so soft and firm, not a single imperfection was on her milk white skin. Then Pan let out a bone shattering shriek as she covered her naked breast with her arms. The scream she let out, was so bone chilling, that it could make all of your hair on your body stand up. She was mortified that her uncle had seen her naked, along with a stranger.
"GET OUT!" she screamed at the top of her lungs as she picked up a shoe that she had placed on her bed.
Goten was brought back to reality when he felt his whole body burned.
"I'm am so sorry, Pan!" Goten exclaimed as he hurried out of her bed room, leaving Trunks there to gawk at her.
Pan saw that Trunks was still standing there and she felt so humiliated. All she wanted to do was to break down and cry. Pan gripped the yellow wedge that was in her hand and chucked it at Trunks. Hitting him square in the forehead.
End of Chapter
Fo: End! Whatcha guys think?
Bob: I really liked it, Fo ^^
Taichi: O.o
Bob: Let me tell you this, it is a honor to be working with such a beautiful and talented young woman, like you, Fo.
Taichi: WHAT THE FUCK?
Duncan: Great... She hired an ass kisser -.-
Bob: It's true! She is the most delicate flower I have ever seen :)
Washu: More like a cactus...
Bob: You take my breath away, Fo ;D
Fo: Bob, I love the flattery, but, can't you see I am in the middle of a 'LEFT 4 DEAD 2' CAMPAIGN?
Bob: o.o
Veemon: Rule number one with, Fo... Never bother her, while she's playing a video game... That's how you get a cast on your arm.
Bob: What did I get myself into...
Taichi: My exact words, when I bought the little bitch 8 years ago...
Fo: SHUT IT!
Bob, Duncan, Taichi, Veemon, and Washu: EEEEP!
Ryuk: This chapter was named after the song by the band 'Led Zeppelin'.
Fo: I FUCKING LOVE THAT BAND! DIE ZOMBIES! HAHAHAHAHAH!
