BRING ON THE FLAMES OF HATE. I AM READY FOR HURTFUL REVIEWS THAT IS IF ANYONE READS THIS MOCKERY OF AN ACTUAL STORY
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING ERGO THOU SHALT NOT SUE ETH ME
College: The Final stage of education.
Degree: A diploma given to one when one completes their chosen course in college.
This story centers on the college life of a loner who understood the workings of society but is forced to take part.
Monday*
HACHIMAN'S POV
The name is Hikigaya Hachiman, certified loner, pessimist, Chiba enthusiast, Low-key siscon, etc. Basically I am what society calls a creep. I am currently on my way to Chiba U for my first day in college and I aim to preach my ways of being a loner to my fellows by showering them with pessimism and the ugly truths of society. The course I am taking is Bachelor of Arts in Literature which I chose instantly due to the fact that I am proficient in the japanese subject but weak in the math and science department and this is the story of my college life.
"My fellow retainer, How has thee been fairing"
The one talking in a 17th century accent is a white haired beta-versioned homo sapiens with massive amounts of excess flesh named Zaimokuza. Regrettably Zaimokuza has been my acquaintance for quite some time specifically in between middle school and high school and he has yet to break free from his cocoon known as chuunibyo.
"When will you ever grow from your habits of going back in time?"
"When thee, my retainer shall have what they call a girlfriend"
"Then I wish you good luck in getting a job with your certain antics getting in the way"
Though what I say is true, I can't deny that what that Zaimokuza is saying is true, the chances of me getting a love interest is as high as how a snail can survive when sprinkled with salt, not that I was actually looking for one.
"By the way Zaimokuza"
"What is it?"
"Why did you choose this course?"
"Kakakakaka It seems a though that you have forgotten my masterpieces that I have so generously given to you in our years in highschool"
"You mean those trashy light novels that you used to write in highschool?"
"Gah... How dare you call such masterpieces trash"
"They are trash. The plots were to generic and was centering on the harem and fanservice portions of the story not on the character development of the protagonist"
"Hgnk!"
"And the characters are way too flat none of them were rounded, some characters came off as forced and instead of leaving a good impression on the reader, you made the reader want to-"
"Please, enough, I can no longer take the suffering that comes with such blunt yet accurate judgment of my novels"
"Sigh. So basically the reason you chose this course was to improve your writing from barely passable to above average writing"
"Truly it is a mystery as to why I am friends"
"That it is"
As we continue our journey towards the station we met a familiar face but to be honest she is one of the people I would rather forget no matter how cute she is
"Senpai~~"
"It seems as though life has shown me an oppurtunity to have a romantic interest now I shall deploy my charms to woo the fair maiden"
"Oi Zaimokuza beca-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Now I'm sure most of you are wondering as to what happened to Zaimokuza that resulted to his unholy wails from hell, it is all caused by the mild yet still effective pepper spray used by a certain vixen to protect herself from a lumbering bison that was charging towards her who then proceeded to hide behind me. Wait, what?
"Oi what are you doing back there?"
"I'm hiding from that creepy perv who tried to force himself to me"
As she said that many eyes were now boring holes in poor Zaimokuza
"Oi, as much as I despise his antics it doesn't change the fact that that bison is still my friend"
"Though I appreciate that you now consider me as your friend I would appreciate it even more if you didn't add the last part thank you and kindly explain everything to the security I kinda don't want to go to jail"
Inside the train*
"Mou~ Senpai you would choose that chuuni over me your mean, after all that we've been through did those dates mean nothing to you?"
"WHAAAAAAT! YOU TRAITOR YOU HAVE FORSAKEN THE FFF* CREED"
"Oi, first of all those were practice dates that was actually meant before you actually date Hayama and for your clarification Zaimokuza I never joined your inquisition composed of losers who feel bitter towards couples or guys who just have more appeal than all of your inquisition combined"
"But that doesn't change the fact that even you feel bitter towards couples"
"Ne~ Senpai is jealous of couples?"
"No I just hate those people who flaunt their relationships to the public which especially sickens me when they say that what they have is genuine when clearly it isn't"
"Isn't that the same as being jealous"
『Chiba University, Next stop Chiba Village』
"Here's our stop, alright see ya later Isshiki"
"What do you mean? Senpai I'm coming with you, I also study here you know"
"What?"
Chiba U*
"And here I thought that only person I know who studies here was Zaimokuza"
"Why did you sound annoyed when you said my name Hachiman?"
"Because my main goal here was that I would study here alone and that no one I knew would disturb my peace here in Chiba university but apparently a certain vixen also studies here"
"Mou~ Senpai are yoh saying that you didn't even miss me one bit"
"Actually I was enjoying the lack of kouhais asking for their senpai for help and by asking I meant forcing"
"Mou~ Senpai that's just mean"
After that exhausting banter we split and went to our respective classes where I can finally get some peace of mind... or so I thought
YUI'S POV
First period was Communication and it looks like an oppurtunity where I can make new friends. Hmm... friends
"I wonder how Yukinon is doing in Tokyo?"
As I let my eyes wander around the room while the prof is lecturing about proper body language I saw a slump like literally a slump at the back row hmm looks like sensei also noticed
"Excuse me Mr. Hikigaya can you please reiterate what I just said about the language of the eyes"
Hikki..! he was in the same class as me?
"Uh... that it is the window to the soul?"
"Are you sure of your answer Mr Hikigaya?"
"Pretty sure"
"Mr Hikigaya, I would like for you to understand that this is Communications not Philosophy so instead of spending your time sleeping and gaining nothing but added biological energy, you should listen to the lecture for as I can see you would need it to balance your cynism with it"
"Yes, sensei"
after First period*
Hmm it still looks like that Hikki hasn't changed since highschool still cynical and pessimisstic
ALRIGHT THAT'S ALL CAUSE MAH BRAIN IS NOW EMPTY I GOTZ NO MORE IDEAS ON HOW I SHOULD LET THE TWO MEET AGAIN SO UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS
