Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean or Sloane (she owns herself) but I do own Regan. Now on with the second chapter!
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A girl came out of the carriage looking very annoyed. Sloane stayed in the same spot, shocked by the clothes the girl was wearing and her hairstyle. She was wearing an 18th century dress, which happened to look very expensive. Her hair was also looking like it came from one of those colonial movies, like The Patriot or something. Sloane realized that the girl looked very familiar.
"Have I seen you before?" Sloane asked bluntly.
"Probably, since I am the governor's daughter… but who are you?" the girl asked still keeping up her snooty composure.
Sloane was shocked by her proper English accent. Then she realized that she has seen her before.
"Hey! You were in that Love Actually movie, weren't you? I loved that movie! But Regan had to be an asshole and we saw Lord of the Rings instead. And near the end, that asshole of a best friend tells me that she has seen it before. The only reason I went to that hell of a long movie was because I thought she hasn't seen it yet! She just had to see it again to see that ugly bastard Orlando Bloom. I myself prefer Daniel Radcliffe. Ya know, Harry Potter…" (A/N: those are her views not mine) Sloane finished expecting the "governor's daughter" to know exactly what she was talking about.
"You still didn't tell me who you are…" the girl said getting irritated.
"Oh yea… my bad," she said sarcastically. "It's Sloane. And you are?" she said imitating Emma Watson in the first Harry Potter movie.
"I'm the governor's daughter."
"Yea, and… What's your name?" Sloane was starting to become more irritated than the girl. She just looked straight up at the sky and said to herself, "I'm surrounded."
The girl hesitated for a while, and finally said, "My name is Elizabeth Swann."
Sloane just faced Elizabeth with no expression on her face whatsoever. After a minute or two passed Sloane finally came back to reality.
"What!" she yelled. "Are you telling me that I'm in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean! That's retarded! This has got to be a dream…"
"Are you feeling okay?" Elizabeth asked with a worried look on her face.
Sloane was starting to become light headed and dizzy. "I'm getting too old for this. Could I just sit down with you for a second?" she asked. Now she could barely stand up.
"Em… I think that you should come with me in case anything happens to you. You don't mind if we are going to a ceremony would you?" Elizabeth asked with an intimidated look in her eyes.
Sloane looked as if she didn't understand a single word that came out of Elizabeth's mouth. She just nodded her head and started to follow Elizabeth to the carriage that almost ran her over.
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Once Regan made it to the street filled with people she realized that she wasn't home anymore. –Why are all these people dress so weird? –
Every person that she walked by turned and looked at her like she was an alien. Then she realized that it might have something to do with the pink panther pants and Orlando Bloom t-shirt. She started to just ignore them and just kept walking down the street. She continued until she noticed a dock in front of her.
"All right, now I have no idea where I am…" she said to herself out loud. A man wearing a wig that definitely needed powdering turned to her and told her, "Why, this is Port Royal. Are you in need of assistance? And a new change of clothes?"
"Whoa! First of all I like my clothes and secondly did you just say Port Royal?" -Please say I heard him wrong-
"Yes I did say Port Royal. So this isn't your first time here?"
"Lemme get this straight… Port Royal, as in Pirates of the Caribbean, Port Royal?" she said starting to breathe more heavily.
"Well yes, it is in the Caribbean. But I wouldn't want to think that Port Royal is overrun by pirates…" the man trailed off thinking more deeply about what he just sad.
Regan, thinking that this will be her only break in the conversation started to creep farther and farther away from the man, and then broke into a full out run. Once she was safely away from the man she decided to check out what was on the docks. But her concentration was broken when she heard: "What do ye say to three shillings, and we forget the name?" She immediately stopped running and fell face first into the wooden floor. –OMFG… That man wasn't insane-
"Why didn't I guess this sooner?" she said to herself. "And I'm talking to myself again… great, now who's insane?"
Regan made a quick decision to follow what she assumed to be Captain Jack Sparrow, but not too closely… after all he is a pirate… -This may turn out to be the coolest dream EVER-
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AN: yes and that was chapter doux! Sorry it took me forever to update… I'm one of those horrible procrastinating people.. ya know how it is…
