Merry Christmas Eve! And Yay! I finally updated! I meant to update last week, but I had computer problems.
Disclaimer: I do not own Labyrinth or Kingdom Hearts, and I am not Jareth or David Bowie.
Zexion blinked. There was a sign on the door to Vexen's lab, and he needed to get a book from Vexen. The sign said the oddest thing too:
Dear acquaintances:
I, the Organization's well respected(the odd thing is to the left) Elder, shall be forced to move my lab, temporarily, of course, to Demyx's room. The cause for this is that someone, whom I shall not name, but I will tell you he loves water and idolizes David Bowie. Went into my lab and ruined the extremely deadly and poisonous PoofooFlower!!!!!!! This person is currently receiving the double punishment of hosting mymakeshift lab and looking for a NEW Poofoo flower all the way in the Pride Lands!And said Person BETTER get that flower quick! I spent years trying to find the first one!FIVE YEARS LOOKING FOR A FLOWER! AND THEN IT BROKE! IT BROKE!I CAN'T BELIEVE......
At this point Zexion had stopped reading, for he knew that by this time the not would fall into the category of annoying and nearly endless rant. He then head toward Lexaeus's (sp?) room for he should have a copy of the book that he needed to get back for the library. He quietly knocked on the door to hear a slight snore. Was Number V asleep? No. Zexion knew from his days as an apprentice, (their rooms were next to each other.) that Number V snored most loud. He opened the door to see that the
Melodious Nocturne slept on the Silent Hero's bed.
"Number 9!" Zexion shouted calmly in Demyx's ear. Demyx screamed. "Would you like to tell me exactly why you are in number 4's room?" he asked.
"Oh! Vexen is using my room for a Lab, so I don't have anywhere to sleep. Besides Lexy is out on a mission, so he won't mind." Demyx explained.
*facepalm* Zexion began to speak very slowly, in minor hopes that The Melodious Nocturne would catch on. "Demyx. You do know that the Superior assigned you a mission in The Pride Lands and Olympus, and you haven't done either. And to add to that You have to get Vexen another Poofoo Flower." Zexion said with a sigh.
"Hahahaha. Are you kidding? No one listens to him . He's a few clown fish short of short of a sea, if you know what I mean." he said, settling back into the bed.
Zexion then went to the bookshelf and began browsing for his least favorite, and heaviest book. As soon as he found it he came back and slammed it down on Demyx's hand, with a big "BLAM!"
"Owww! Why'd ya do that!"
"Number 9, did it ever occur to you that Lexaeus might not want you to welcome yourself to his room?" Zexion asked.
"Well no, but I could stay at Saix's because I think he went berserk again yesterday, and had an incident."
"Demyx."
"What?"
"You do realize that both of this members would most likely kill you if they find you here." he pointed out.
"Of course!"
"Then why are you still here?"
"Oh." Demyx grabbed his sitar, which hung on a convenient hook on the wall.
"Now get to work on those missions." he ordered, he turned around, only to bump into the rather tall figure of the Superior, other wise known as Xemnas. Zexion backed up a few feet.
"Demyx, how many missions do you have?" he asked, ignoring the fact that he almost knocked down the poor Cloaked Schemer.
"About three, I think."
"Good. Give them all to Xigbar, I've got a special mission for you and a couple others." he said, pointing toward Zexion and motioning for him to go with Demyx, and handing him a slip of paper.
"W-what is it?" Demyx stuttered.
"Does it matter? I shall tell you when I tell you."
"But-"
"Demyx, don't defy me." Xemnas began to twirl a little crystal ball in his hand, he then left.
*a few minutes later*
"Oh great. IV, Would you care to elaborate on why you had to show Xemnas that movie, Labyrinth?" Zexion asked as they walked
"Because Jareth is the Goblin King! And He's so cool! He's all Dance magic Dance! Jump magic Jump! Dance Magic Dance! That's my favorite song you know!"
"Yes, Demyx, that may be so in your little mind, but it just happens to be that Xemnas now thinks he is a king, and that we are goblins, which means he thinks Sora is a girl!" (the main character of Labyrinth, Sarah) Zexion pointed out.
"B-but-but Jareth is the Goblin King. And how would you know? You never watch movies!"
"Demyx. I know because you pulled me into the Living Room that Never Was, forced me to sit on the sofa, took all of my books, threw them out the window, and locked the door, so I had to watch it with you and your idiot friends, whom were all forced to watch the movie with us. Because you demanded, and I quote "Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!" whilst jumping up and down and screaming. I also know that throughout the entire movie, whenever Jareth would appear you would scream "EEEEEKKKK! It's Jareth! Isn't Jareth the best!?! He's my idol! He is so cool!" and start jumping around and screaming "JARETH! IT'S JARETH THE GOBLIN KING! EEEKKK!" Zexion finished.
"Oh... Yeah, for some reason I never remember that."
"Thats because you were to busy, trying to make the whole Organization deaf." he informed him.
"Oh... Yeah, I do remember Axel screaming " Your gonna make us all deaf! Got it memorized?" Demyx recalled. "So, where is the mission, anyways?" he asked.
"Fanopilis." he announced. Demyx squealed and ran for cover.
"No!!!!! No!!!!!! Why? Why? Why must the world be so cruel? I don't want to die young! There are so many songs I haven't played! I haven't even met Jareth yet!" he cried.
"Demyx. It is just Fanopilis. There's nothing really bad about it. It's just a mission."
"But you've never been there Zexy! You don't know what its like." he whined through sobs.
"What is Fanopilis like?"
"Its HORRIFYING!" he sobbed. "Who do we have to go with?" he added, calming down a bit.
"Its quite a big group, full of idiots. In fact I'm the only one in the group who isn't an idiot." then he started to list the members going on the mission. "Axel, Me, You, Roxas, Larxene, Marluxia, Luxord, and Saix." he stated.
"Oh..." "WAHHHHHH!" Demyx screamed. Zexion rolled his eyes and stepped towards the rooms to gather the members. This was going to be a long day.
I hope you liked the chapter! Sorry If you didn't get the whole Labyrinth thing, but it makes since if you watch it. It's really good! I bet you'd enjoy it! And You can see the similarities of their catch phrases. I think thats why people think he idolizes Jareth. But its a really good movie! I'm sure you'd Like it! Especially if your a Demyx fan! Please Review! Bye!
