A/N: Sorry for the long wait! My computer broke down and this year has been really hard on me! Oh, and you will find out who Sasuke was kissing in this chapter. Also, I put something in there that you will understand more when you read! Or when I update more chappies!

Also, I had to change the pairing just a little. So here are your new couples:

SasukexNaruto, GaaraxSakura, NejixTenTen, HinataxOc, TemarixShikamaruxIno, SasorixDeidara, KankuroxOc, ChojixInoxKin, and LeexGai-sensei.

BTW: Ino is a slut. Sorry for the people who like her! I just... don't.

Please review!

ATTENTION: SEX, LANGUAGE, YAOI, YURI, BI-SEXUAL-ISM, HOMOSEXUALITY, INO (lol), RAPE, AND PROSTITUTION!

Complications Of Love And School

Chapter Two: Why Me?

"Oh, my, God! Its Michael Jackson."

My scream rang out through the halls of Konoha High. I immediately blushed a deep scarlet. Sakura, Deidara, and surprisingly, Sasori were laughing. I looked away as many other students around my cracked up. Gees, was it really my fault for insinuating that it was Michael Jackson?

I huffed and looked away.

"Oh, God, Naruto! You crack me up." Sakura laughed, tears falling from here eyes.

My eye twitched. "Well, sorry for making a mistake! Next time I'll try to be perfect!"

Sakura stopped laughing and glared at me. Uh-oh.

Her face reddened as she made punching motions with her hands. I knew that her hands were meant for my face.

I backed away hastily. "H-hey now, Saku-chan. N-no need for violence."

Sakura wouldn't listen to me, and I knew that Deidara and Sasori would not help me.

I was on my own.

I gulped, waving my hands up in defense and surrender. Which ever worked really. I kept backing away from the psycho-bi-polar, pink haired chick. Unfortunately, with my 'grace' I bumped into someone.

"Hey! Watch it!"

In a second, Sakura's anger was directed from me to the person I back up into.

I looked behind me.

A blond girl with blue eyes stood glaring at me. Her hair was pulled into a tie, she was slim, and looked just like... Deidara! Oh, my gosh! I found his twin!

"Ino-Pig!", Sakura screamed, her eye twitching.

Ino sneered and looked at Sakura. "Forehead!"

What...the hell?

I was instantly pulled away from them by someone.

"Hey!", I screamed, looking up.

My heart missed several beats as I started into the eyes of Sasuke.

"S-sorry...", I muttered weakly.

Sasuke nodded, "hn."

A boy with white hair and glasses -wow. First a teacher that looks like Michael Jackson, then a Deidara twin, and now Harry Potter. Gosh, this school has everything- walked up, grabbing Sasuke's hips. I instantly remembered this was the guy that was making out with Sasuke before.

"Kabu-kun." Sasuke said nonchalantly.

Kabuto pouted, "oh...Sasu-"

His silver eyes were directed at me once he followed Sasuke's gaze.

I looked away.

"Oh, so you found a new fuck buddy? Daddy's not gonna like that..."

"SHUT UP!", Sasuke hissed menacingly at Kabuto.

I blinked in confusion. "What...?", I asked.

Kabuto looked at me once more. "Nothing, runt." He sneered.

I was about to say something about finding Hermione; but the bell rang. I quickly turned on my heel and walked away. I really needed Sakura right now! I hurried down the halls, looking for Sakura.

I seen a purple haired girl sniffling at her locker quietly.

I wanted to walk away; but doing the right thing was more important.

"Hey." I said quietly. "What's wrong?"

The violet haired girl looked up at me. "N-nothing...", she stuttered.

I shrugged and sat down. "Really? 'Cause a pretty girl like you wouldn't be crying."

What I said made her cry even harder.

"Whoa! Whoa!", I said, as she cried.

Smooth, Bakabakashi!

"C'mon." I cooed pathetically. "Don't cry! I can help you!"

You can't even help yourself, Bakabakashi!

The violet haired girl sniffled and her sobbing slowed. "I-I'm s-s-sorry..."

"Hey, it isn't your fault." I grinned. "Life sucks naturally."

The girl sniffled and laughed a little.

I smiled with her. "Oh, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Future president!"

I-I'm Hi-Hinata Hyuga." Hinata whispered.

I smiled. "Nice ya meet ya!"

She smiled. "l-like-w-wise." She rubbed at her eyes.

"Umm... I know you don't know me; but if you need to talk..."

Hinata blushed. "Y-y-you w-w-would ma-make fun-fun of m-me."

I jumped back. "N-no I wouldn't! I swear!"

Hinata sniffled. "I-I need some-some one who is...g-g-gay t-t-to t-talk t-t-to."

I grinned. "Well, Hina-chan! You've met the right man! I'm, uh, gay."

Hinata looked shocked. "O-Oh..."

She looked away twining with her fingers. "D-d-don't say an-anything -'t-till I'm d-d-done. O-okay."

I nodded, and she continued.

"Well... I... its my friend. I-I-I-I... kissedherandnowIdon'tknowwhatodo!AndIreallyreallyreallylikeher!"

I blinked. "Na...nani?"

Hinata took a shuddering breath. "I kissed my best friend and now... I don't know what to do..."

"Oh, well. Do you like her?", I asked lamely.

Hinata sighed dreamily. "A lot."

"Does she like you?"

Tears welled up in Hinata's eyes. "I-I don't know!"

I was about to respond; but I was rudely interrupted by a blue haired girl.

"Who the fuck are you?", said girl demanded.

I looked at her. Her blue hair was pulled into pigtails, spiking them up. Her eyes were red, and she was pale. She was wearing a black shirt with a skull in the middle, and a black skirt with skulls all over them. She was wearing black and white striped tights, matching her skulls, and black converse boots.

A frown danced on her face. "Well?"

Hinata blushed and looked away. "Ayatsuri..."

Her red eyes flashed to Hinata, and filled with lust, love, and anger. "And you!"

"Hey, hey!" I yelled jumping up.

"...!?"

I was taken aback.

"Ayatsuri...", Hinata mumbled, looking awestruck.

Ayatsuri sighed loudly. "Hinata... I... why didn't you tell me?"

Hinata looked away. "Ayatsuri... I didn't think that you..."

Ayatsuri bent down, grabbing Hinata's shoulders. "Damn it, woman! It was right in front of you!"

Before I knew what was going on, Ayatsuri roughly shoved her lips on Hinata's.

"Uhhh... should I go...?", I asked.

I knew I was living every mans' fantasy; but it felt...weird.

My only answer was Ayatsuri's checkered cuff covered finger. I think you cane guess which one.

I turned around as the bell rang.

Damn! I forgot to go to class!

A/N: Sorry if it was a little rushed! And the 'gang' is assembling! Oh, and Hinata is going to end up with an OC named Ayatsuri, who is the exact opposite of Hinata! And... you will find out something horrible that happened, well, is happening to Sasuke soon!

Peace out!