AUTHORS NOTES: Okay here it is chapter two of the best fanfic ever. For those of you Inuyasha fans out there who are so crushed that your favorite hanyou wasn't in the last chapter, don't worry he'll make up for it in this one. Sorry it took me so long I had a lot going on like football camp, swimming and planning out the next chapter for maximum quality. For those of you who want more violence dismemberment and cunning heroes' you struck gold. Incase you haven't read the first one I don't own any of these characters so please don't sue me. One more thing before I go on to the good stuff; please, please send me more reviews come on is that asking to much. Otherwise enjoy the story.

Ash and Samonoske ran for an hour strait into the mountains until they could no longer see the city behind them. After a series of complaints from Ash Samonoske finally agreed to walk. Ash had done nothing but run for the better part of his life and he needed a break. "So tell me more about these people of the mountains," said Ash. "What can they do to help us?"

"I'm not sure. I never actually met any of them. But I've heard about them," said Samonoske. "There was a village of demon slayers who worked as exterminators of demons up in the mountains, very skilled too they've killed more demons than any other group of slayers ever had."

"Well finally some men after my own heart," smiled Ash. "Know where do we find them?"

"We don't," said Samonoske. "From what I have heard about three months ago their fortress was destroyed by an overwhelming force of demons, since these people specialized in slaying demons you can guess they made a lot of enemies over the years."

"Well that dose us a lot of good, are there any others?" asked Ash.

"There are several villages in the mountains who know how to handle demons," said Samonoske. "There are ninjas, samurai like myself, monks, priestesses, many battle demons for survival alone out hear."

"There really that many demons out hear hu?" asked Ash. "Sounds like a hell of a lot like Dearborn," he stated with a rush of memories.

"That's one of the reasons I was sent by the Oni clan. They believe the Lord Nobunaga is the source of all this evil that has plagued our land for centuries," said Samonoske. "I was specially chosen for my skills as a warrior to find the source of the evil and destroy it."

"So you're the chosen one eh? Where have I heard that one before," shrugged Ash remembering his trip to Medieval England.

"And what of you foreigner? What is your name and where do you come from?" asked Samonoske. Ash sighed and told the entire story to Samonoske starting from the incident at the cabin in the woods. "Amazing, you must be far more skilled than anyone to have survived all of that!" said Samonoske amazed at the story. "It must have been terrifying."

"Well lets just say when you've been through as many demon situations as I have you tend to find the fun in it, by which I mean the kicking ass and taking names of course" said Ash with a smirk. They continued walking for three more hours. Suddenly Ash felt a familiar presence. He froze in his tracks Samonoske tried to say something but was quickly cut off. Ash listened for a moment then with a face of sarcasm and terror said, "Um Samo mabe we should be in the going of the running now," he said and turned around. "The fast running!" he finished in a quite voice.

"What's wrong?" asked Samonoske.

"Run!" screamed Ash as he grabbed Samo by the arm and ran dragging his new partner along. He looked back and let out a shock cry when he noticed it was still following them.

"Why are we running from a ball of yellow light?" he asked his fear crazed partner as they ran.

"Because if it catches one of us that one of us will become a flesh eating demon, need I say more?" said Ash. Samo continued to run at his own pace having figured it out.

"I feel like such a coward running like this. Couldn't we fight it?" asked Samo. He was always taught to never run from a fight, since he was a child.

"Look pale that thing is a spirit, how are you going to fight a spirit?" asked Ash. "So swallow your damn pride and run!" he shouted.

Ash and Samo continued to run through the mountains, up and down hill. Ash knew how Samo felt. If only he could... 'Wait just one minute,' he thought to himself. While still running he reached into his pack and felt around hoping it would be there. He felt something hard bound with paper inside it. 'Ya come to papa,' he thought with a smile as he pulled out a book. He stopped turned around and opened the book the incoming demon flew right into the book with a thump.

Samonoske looked shocked at what he just saw. The book Ash held in his hand absorbed the demon soul. "How did you do that?" he asked Ash.

"Sorry about the running pal I'd forgotten all about this little baby," said Ash with a smirk. "A little toy I picked up back in Dearborn. It's a spell book that absorbs demon souls and converts them into raw magic and can be used for beneficial spells, you have no idea how many times this little baby has gotten me out of hot spots."

"My Gauntlet can do similar things but it can only absorb genma souls," said Samonoske.

"Genma? What the hell is the Genma?" asked a confused Ash.

"They are a race of demons unleashed by Nobunaga to carry out his secret plot to conquer all of world," Explained Samonoske.

"Nobunaga. Yeah I'm in Japan alright," said Ash remembering his history classes during high school. "But that would mean it's the fourteen century, aw terrific, just great!" he said.

"What do you mean? Your from the future?" asked Samonoske.

"Yep. Well it wouldn't be the first time, that's for sure," answered Ash. "But now for the million dollar question, how do I get back home?" he asked himself aloud, but received no answer. They continued down the dirt path until they came across a very large tree. They decided to rest there; Samonoske said that they shouldn't be far from a village. They sat there in the quiet resting, regaining their energy. Suddenly and arrow slammed into the trunk of the tree just inches away from Ashes head. Ash and his partner had no time to draw their weapons. They were both knocked out form behind.

The two of them awoke in the center of a village surrounded by people most of them civilians looking at them in wonder. With the help of Samonoske's Gauntlet Ash heard them talking about their suspicions about these two. Some thought they were demons in disguise others thought they were working for a warlord coming to destroy their village. Ash knew there was one thing for sure he had to get them to listen to him. Samonoske reassured him that they would understand him motioning to his Gauntlet. Ash nodded but was unable to talk because his and Samonoske's mouths were gagged.

One of the men who seemed to be the leader broke the dead silence. "These men are obviously spies," he said. "We should kill them immediately."

"No wait," said another. "We can't judge them without Lady Kaede."

"That old woman is growing old we have no time to wait," he said and drew a sword in attempt to cut off Ashes head. Ash hated it after all the hell he had gone through he was about to be killed by some arrogant young man who thought he knew what he was talking about. He thought of all his experiences and all the friends and loved ones he had lost. But his ending thoughts were cut short. The slice never came instead he heard the people scream from all around him. Samonoske and him looked up to see the people running around in dismay from dozens of walking skeletons with samurai swords. The two of them noticed that the leader of these people had run off to fight these creatures. Using almost all the strength he had Ash broke the twin he had been tied with and untied Samonoske.

"I'll tell you one thing, those aren't deadites," said Ash as he looked at the walking skeletons in confusion.

"They aren't they are the Genma, the demons I was sent to fight!" said Samonoske.

"Well not much of an improvement over deadites," said Ash. "We can't just leave these people, we'll have to help clean up around here."

"I have no weapon they took my sword and your weapons, I don't know where they took them to," said Samonoske.

Ash looked around and saw his backpack next to a building. He ran over and checked to see if there was anything left in it. He smiled when he noticed they hadn't figured out how to work the zipper, 'These guys are pathetic,' he thought to himself. "Here take mine," said Ash throwing Samo his recently acquired samurai sword. He reached deeper in to find anything he could use and came back up with another sword.

"Interesting sword," said Samo. "I have never seen a design like that before. Is it of your native country?" he asked.

"Yes as a matter of fact," he smiled at his civil war sword that he picked up on his whistle stop tour of the history of Dearborn Michigan. "Okay Samo lets kick some ass shall we?" he asked.

"Don't mind if we do," smiled Samo. Both of them charged into battle with swords at ready. Samo slashed two Genma in half with one pass, then spun around and split another's head in half, green blood splattered everywhere. Three flying genma beasts flew overhead and circled back to attack their terrorized prey. Samo thought quickly he summoned the Shippu, his naginta, with most of his magic energy and prepared to make his move. He could have summoned it earlier but that would have taken up more energy that he was already short of because of last night at the city. When the flying nightmares were almost upon him he spun around as fast as he could creating a whirlwind, like he had back at the city. When the creatures made contact with this phenomenon they were sliced in half and their divided blood soaked carcasses fell to the ground below. He smirked at his work and decided to keep the weapon he had summoned at hand incase he should encounter more problems later. To regain some magic energy he opened the gauntlet and absorbed the genma souls of the creatures he had just defeated. He then turned to see even more genma attacking the village. Samonoske took a breath and once again charged into battle.

Ash of course was having his own fun with his work. "Step right up, two cans of whoop-ass for the price of one!" he said with a smirk. He then stood in a battle crouch with his left hand holding his civil war sword braced behind his back. The Genma had never seen this type of sword or human before but charged him nonetheless. The first one charged him alone from the front and when the creature was almost a foot away in what appeared to be a split second Ash thruster his sword forward and impaled the genma through the neck. Its green blood squirted out of its mouth and both the front and back of its neck naturally covering Ashes face with gore. "Aright THAT'S IT!" shouted Ash in disgust. "I am getting really sick of you dead heads squirting your bodily fluids in my FACE!!" he said but knew they wouldn't respond. "Okay fine you boys wanta play dirty that's fine by me," he brought his sword back up and took a combat stance again and with a deadly smile said, "Lets go." They all charged at once. He then took placed his sword horizontal to his body and at the moment of impact spun around in one arch that dismembered most of the skeletal warriors. He quickly faced the remaining creatures that were taking defensive stance weather than attacking him head on. "Smart move fellas your defiantly not deadites," said an impressed Ash. "Well I guess I'm gona have to come to you," he said, and then charged them with his sword forward. First his sword clanged against theirs but one of them finally lifted its sword for a vertical attack but was cut short literally, Ash ducked down and sliced its feet off from under him. He then sprung back up and slashed off the nearest genma's head as it tried to banzi charge him, charge him with the tip of his blade forward. "Well he'll never be the head of the team will he?" he asked the remaining ten genma. The creatures looked at each other then they all took out bows and arrows. "Holy Shi..." Ash never finished the sentence. The creatures fired their arrows but Ash quickly leaped behind a building nearby he pushed through the reed-covered doorway of the building hoping to loose them while he figured out a plan. He looked around the room and a grin of awe spewed across his face. "Oh yeah! What are the chances of this?" he said to himself.

The demons ran around the side of the house but found no sign of the human they had attacked, they didn't see the entrance to the house behind them. They all heard a strange rumbling noise but couldn't figure out what it was. They never had a chance to either. Before any of them knew what was happening a massive blow took them all to the ground split in half. As blood gushed from both their haves they heard the last sound they would ever hear, the sound of a male human saying, "GROOVY!"

Samo clashed swords with one of the creatures. 'This one must be well trained and experienced,' Samo thought to himself. He quickly shook off any thought of fear; fear would only effect his fighting negatively. He parried a vertical attack from the warrior demon and ran his sword through its chest. He avoided the splatter of green blood by swinging around behind him and slicing off the head of the unsuspecting genma who was facing towards another opponent. Samo turned to see Ash who was standing with his strange muliti-edged blade attached in place of the arm he had cut off and that strange weapon that seemed to shoot thunder in his other. "I see you found your weapons," he said to his companion.

"Yep, I was starting to miss old dependable here," he motioned his weapon replacement for his arm.

"What kind of weapon his that anyway?" asked Samonoske.

"It's a chainsaw, not primarily used as a weapon in my time. But it has its combat qualities," said Ash. It appeared that all the genma were either dead. The two of them looked towards the people who were looking at them with great fear and confusion. "Not a very trusting neighborhood hu?" he asked to no one in particular. Just then the young leader of the people came forward. "Oh no, are you still living," asked Ash.

"Who are you?" asked the young man. "You can't be human the way you fight.

"Awe come on I'm really not all that I'm just your average guy with a chainsaw that's me," said Ash in a friendly tone of voice.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't destroy both of you right now!" his anger was apparent.

"Because if you try it I'm gona stick this chainsaw so far up your ass you'll be whistling Dixie through a hole in your head, comprende?" responded Ash. The young man truly wasn't impressed. The man charged him but was stopped when with a loud bang he sword was cut in two. He looked up to see smoke coming from the barrel of Ashes shotgun and backed away in fear, even Samonoske was startled a bit. Ash flipped his gun up and blew the smoke from his gun. "Alright you primitive screw heads listen up," he said in a voice in which everyone could hear him. "This is my BOOM STICK!" as he shouted the last two words the crowed shook with fear. "That's right twelve gauge double barreled Remington, you can find this in the sporting goods department, retail is about $199.99, it has blue cobalt steel, oak wood and heir trigger," he continued. "That's right shop smart, shop S-mart. YOU GOT THAT?" he shouted and they all nodded their heads in fear. "Now the next one of you primates even touches me..." he never had the chance to finish. Three waves of energy nearly intercepted him and would have if Samo hadn't grabbed him and pulled him back. They both turned to see another creature that almost looked human, accept for the silver hair and dog-ears, he wore a large red kimono and by the look in his eyes wasn't to pleased. The man-demon approached them. "So what are you suppose to be a werewolf?" asked Ash in sarcasm.

"Very fun, now who are you and what do you want with these people?" asked the dog-man. Ash was still looking the demon over trying to better comprehend what he was seeing, he knew it couldn't be a deadite, it was to midday, and it defiantly wasn't a genma, as far as he could tell it was plainly half man half dog. "Hay are you listening to me? I want answers," he said.

Ash, in attempt to see exactly how intelligent this thing was, picked up a nearby stick on the ground. "Here Fetch," he said and threw the stick.

"Okay," said the dog-man. He turned around and took two steps then frowned at his mistake and grew furious when he heard the quiet laughter from behind him. He became furious and with a growl charged Ash. "You bastard!" he screamed and made a punch at him but Ash quickly stepped aside and hit him on the back with the butt of his shotgun. The dog-man fell to ground and turned over to see Ashes shotgun pointed at his face.

"Listen up Old Yeller," said Ash. "We didn't come here to fight or cause trouble.

"We are here for assistance and nothing more," said Samonoske at his side.

"But unless you people lighten up and give us a chance to talk. Well lets just say there is going to be some serious trouble in this town," said Ash he raised his shotgun and placed it in a sling on his back. He then held out a hand to help the dog-man up.

"So you don't want to fight?" asked the dog-man, obviously still mad. "Well you shouldn't have messed with me!" he said and hit Ash hard in the ankles, knocking him to his knees. Samo drew his sword but was knocked out of his hands by a very large sword held by the dog-man that looked like a gigantic fang. "Now I will kill you both!" shouted the dog-man.

"INUYASHA SIT!!" came the voice of an enraged teenaged woman. At the sound of this word the dog-man fell face first into the dirt, as if some outside force was pushing him down.

Ash looked up to see a young woman probably about as old as the dog-man. She wore an extremely short skirt a shit top and a green neckerchief. After a moment of thought he identified her suit as a Japanese school uniform, he had seen them on T.V. before. 'The Japanese obviously haven't quite grasped the concept of political correct ness,' he thought to himself. He stood up as she walked up with four others behind her; he woman wearing what appeared to be a ninja style suit. A young man wearing the cloths of a shintu monk, a small child with a foxes tail and paws, and an old woman in red and white. "Let me guess, class pet?" he motioned to the dog-man who was still in the ground.

"Oh him, never mind him he's always like that to strangers," she began. "Wait a minute," she looked him over and realized he wore clothes from her era. "Your form my era."

"Oh gee, do you think?" responded Ash.

"How did you get here?" she asked.

"I might ask you the same question," said Ash.

"Who are you two?" asked the old woman.

"Awe great here we go again," began Ash. "Man this constant retelling of my life is getting really old fast."