Chapter 2: How will Jasper get away from all the girls who think he is Leonardo DiCaprio? And other random stuff!
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Jasper ran, screaming, through the street, followed by lots and lots of screaming girls
"LEO I LOVE YOU!"
"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! I LOVE YOU!!"
Jasper vaulted over hobos lying in the street and dodged past homeless guys holding out hats for money.
"Whoa, hey, Bob, I think that was that shrimp from that boat movie."
"Yeah, Joe, do you think he could give us money?"
"Nah, I think it all was sunk on the boat."
"Oh, yeah. Wait...man, I thought he died!"
Jasper ran through shops and eventually found himself next to a ton of luxury apartment buildings where he ran into a tall blonde guy who turned around.
"Oh, sorry man, I was- HOLY CRAP YOU'RE LEONARDO DICAPRIO!!"
Leonardo nodded. "Yeah, I'm Leonardo DiCap-" But he didn't finish the sentence because at that moment Jasper gave him a huge bear hug and then ran off, laughing, and yelling "HAVE FUN! HA HA HA HA!"
Behind him he could hear hundreds of screaming girls tackling the real Leonardo DiCaprio onto the street.
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Emmett and Edward met up with Jasper outside the Vogue magazine headquarters. Jasper was talking really really really fast about how he managed to get away from the girls.
"And then, like, I, like, ran into, omigod you will not believe this, like LEONARDO DICAPRIO! Like, the real Leo! Okay, and then I was like 'YES!' so then I like totally ran away and then he like totally like got taken out by those girls!" He finished, with a huge smile on his face.
Edward and Emmett stared at him.
"Jasper, you need to get out of this city."
"Omigod are you serious? I like totally love it here!"
Emmett shook his head and Edward glanced around. "Hey, we're right in front of Vogue."
"Omigod, are you totally serious? Like, Jessica Alba is totally having a photoshoot today! Omigod!"
"Get a life, Jasper."
"Shut up, loser."
"YOU SHUT UP, BUTT BRAIN!"
"HOW BOUT YOU SHUT UP...PICKLE...FACE! YEAH!"
Edward broke up their fight. "Okay, guys, we like, need to get back to Forks before Jasper like gets a modeling contract or something."
"OMIGOD THAT WOULD BE SO FREAKING COOL-"
"SHUT UP!"
"FINE!"
Edward sighed. "Okay, guys, now we gotta-"
"OMIGOD ITS ROBERT PATTINSON!"
"OMIGOD THAT'S KELLAN LUTZ!"
"OMIGOD THAT GUY IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO!"
"Oh my God," Edward said.
"No way."
"Why does everyone think I'm Leonardo DiCaprio?" Jasper whined.
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After finally getting away from another crowd of girls, the boys stumbled onto the the street right under the TRL studios. Suddenly, camera crews surrounded them and the host of TRL was speaking towards one of the cameras.
"Here, right under the TRL studios, we've got Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Leonardo DiCaprio! Don't see that everyday, do you?"
Emmett looked around, confused. "Dude, I'm not Kellan Lutz, I'm Emmett--"
"Oh man, Kellan, don't be so modest! So what do you think about the publicity for your last movie?"
Emmett looked at him, confused. "Uh, it...sucks?"
Expecting more of an answer, the man turned back to the camera. "And here's Robert Pattinson, also known as Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter! So, Robert, how did it feel, dying on screen? What did you feel like?"
"Well... uh... you see... uhh... dead?"
The TRL host was getting a little confused now, so then he turned to Jasper. "And LEONARDO DICAPRIO! Wow! So, Leo, what have you been up to lately?"
Jasper stared at him. "Why does everyone think I'm Leonardo DiCaprio?"
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After managing to escape from the now very confused TRL host, Emmett, Jasper, and Edward ran back to the JFK Airport to book the next flight to Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.
While waiting for Jasper to get out of the bathroom (he had shouted "EVA LONGORIA! EVA! TURN AROUND!" at someone in the airport until they had turned around and was revealed to be a short Hawaiian man with long hair, and Jasper had immediately ran to the bathroom), Emmett and Edward were checking out the tabloids in a book store next to their gate.
"Uh oh," Emmett said.
"What?"
"Check this out."
Edward walked over a grabbed the PEOPLE that Emmett had been holding.
"Uh oh," he said.
On the cover, above a grainy picture of three guys running through the streets, were the words "ROBERT PATTINSON, KELLAN LUTZ, AND LEONARDO DICAPRIO RUN FROM SCREAMING FANS THROUGHOUT NEW YORK CITY"
Under the big text was a smaller caption reading "The confusing interview! The denials! Read all about the scandal all of Hollywood is talking about!"
Emmett looked up to Edward. "I think Jasper's gonna wanna see this."
"Well, good luck with that, he won't come out of the bathroom."
Emmett considered this for a moment. He then walked over to the bathroom door and yelled as loudly as he could, "OMIGOD IS THAT HEIDI MONTAG?"
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