Sonic Warped
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog in any way
Sonic awakens on the outskirts of a city he looks and sees purple sky and the ground and purple dust Sonic decides to go into the city where he sees himself everywhere he was on TV in the newspaper and giant statues.
"Whoa a hold city about me I dont need the ego boost but I will look around" Sonic said
Sonic found out that in the city when they saw him they feared him the ran when he tried to talk to them
"Ok the cold shoulder treatment is getting real old real fast can someone just tell me what's going on?" Sonic asked
When he said that everyone pointed to a palace with neon lights which started to grow brighter every time he walked closer
"Ok just where is the door the blasted palace lights just get in the way" Sonic said
He tripped on a rock and then stumbled his way to door grabbing it then flipping over the top of door and landed inside the castle.
"Damm it stupid lights" Sonic groaning
But sonic saw that he was sitting on a solid gold floor everything in the first room was solid gold.
Sonic soon saw solid gold statues of him solid gold bathrooms solid gold paintings
"Ok what's with the gold fever around here" Sonic said
Finding an art gallery he saw famous paintings but they were about Sonic. Sonic was confused as ever so he started to run around the place to find answer
Sonic kept running and running until he ran into a giant door the door opens slightly so he decides to fully open the door and sees a sleeping hedgehog that looks like sonic but one difference this sonic wore robotic armor.
"Um Hello" Sonic said
"What who said that" The hedgehog said
"Hello I am Sonic" He said
"Hello Sonic my name is also sonic" Warped Sonic said
"Well what is with the giant palace and the neon lights that almost made me blind?" Sonic asked
"Its to make my palace look fancy and because since I am Gods gift to these people because I am perfect" Warped Sonic said
"No one is perfect Sonic" The Hedgehog said
"But if I Wasnt I wouldn't be so great since I am Greatest thing in the Universe everyone knows that" Warped sonic gloating to his counterpart
"Listen you may have a giant palace but that doesn't make the greatest thing in the world" Sonic try to explain to his Self-Obsessed counterpart
"What are you talking about I have ultimate greatness didnt you see those paintings about me and my golden statues to me this palace is about me all me" Warped Sonic Gloating about himself
Sonic soon fell flat face on the floor groaning and moaning "This is going to be a long adventure" Sonic said
Meanwhile
Tails awaken in a forest of trees that look like they have been shot multiple times for a while he was lost in a world where it's always Dark he had no idea where he was going.
Tails soon spotted something a house it had a garage that had a biplane and a heavily armed one by the looks of it
Tails saw a crack in the door he went inside he saw someone on the couch with the TV on he went over and saw himself but with two Bullet Belts over his chest and two AK-47s and was Red like knuckles.
"I don't believe he looks like me but I am not red and I never carry weapons with me" Tails said
Tails just watched the TV and saw The A-Team Whos the boss, Threes Company and Nights Court
"Man there is nothing modern here these shows were killed when the 80s ended" Tails said
"Who the Hell is there" Warped tails said
He then opens fire causing tails to panic
"Who the hell just talked I want to know who the hell just talked?" Warped tails angrily question
"It was me sorry for barging in "Tails said
"Who sent you tell me or Ill shoot you now" Warped tails still yelling at the top of his lungs
"Ok how about you just put the guns down and lets talk about" Tails said
"All right what do you want and who are you?" Warped tails asked
"I am Miles Prower but everyone calls me tails" Tails said
"I am also Tails I have a huge reputation here" Tails said
"Incoming to all frequencies Medical shipments heading into mining facility" the radio said
"Finally I have been waiting to get in my Death tornado lets go" Warped tails said
He grabbed tails and trough him back of the Death tornado they took over and headed for the convoy.
"You're going to like this Ive been waiting for this" Warped tails said
"What are you talking about?' Tails asked
"I bought that radio so I could listen in on search and rescue and medical convoys so I can shoot them down" Warped Tails said
"What" Tails said being shocked
"Yeah that is why I got lot of firepower on this plane I am going to dive in" Warped tails said
The Death Tornado soon open fired with its guns on the wing shooting down the planes that defend the medical plains.
Warped tails soon prepared his guns on the top, bottom and sides of the Propeller he then got behind one of them and open fire with all weapons shooting them down he soon took other 5 Medical ships.
"Yahoo man thats some great action all shot down now for the big score" Warped said
The Death tornado soon head to Medical base.
"Medical Base in attack range prepare to feel the bullets of my guns" Warped tails said
"This is wrong you hurting innocent people its against the law "Tails said
"Not here the only law here if someone insult sonic but now it's time to Dive bomb" Warped Tails said
The death tornado soon dive down firing on all cylinders destroying the entire base in a couple of minutes
'Yahoo man did you see that Tails I was firing on all cylinders I was like wow I mean they didnt see what was coming wow" Warped Tails saying with exciment
Tails and Warped Tails soon return to Warped Tails home and Warped Tails was given him a tour of his home and showing him all of his firearms and he had a lot.
"So what do you think of my house?" Warped tails asked
"Well its great but this house is teaming with guns guns kill" Tails said
"Oh is that right (puts a pistol on the table) ok gun kill come on kill dont be shy kill somebody see guns dont kill people people kill people guns defend people against with smaller guns" Warped tails said
"Ok dont give me that NRA crap its just wrong and your personality when you were shooting down those planes" Tails said
"Your just like other people who say I am trigger-happy gun crazed freak well yeah I love guns I love firing guns shooting the adrenalin the rush of Firearms it's just so yeah you wouldn't understand" Warped tails trying to explain himself
"Well can you at least tell what is this world?" Tails asked
"A warped version of your world how many people did come into that portal?" warped tails asked
"me and sonic is all I know there might be more lets go find sonic and go find anyone else that entered" tails said
Meanwhile
"So Sonic can you tell me what happen to everyone else?" Sonic asked
"Well Silver is the Demolition man Shadow is a wimp Amy is a terrorist Eggman is a computer Tails is a trigger-happy freak Knuckles is an emo and Rouge is a bounty hunter" Warped sonic said
Sonic just scratched his head
"Well Eggman loved machines so much he downloaded his brain into a computer and now lives inside a computer traveling the internet" Warped sonic said
"Ok so Eggman is a computer what about the others?" Sonic asked
"Rouge is a robotic bounty hunter she wears all robotic armor no one's knows why Tails well he is trigger-happy freak he shoots down search and rescue planes and medical planes and attacks Medical bases he just wants something to shoot at." Warped sonic said
"Wow I didnt know Tails would go crazy like that" Sonic said
"Yeah I told him about it but Tails was like "you're a self absorbed jerk" and I said well of course I am because I am a god among insects" Warped sonic said still praising himself
"I still got more Knuckles there is a basket case I know he has to guard the master emerald but he has no fun he stays awake all day and night never leaves his position but he acts like a total emo no friends just stays there never leaves a total emo he threatens anyone who even goes on the island." Warped sonic said
"So what about Amy?" Sonic asked
"She is a terrorist she has black paint on her cheeks and plants bombs on buildings and fires rocket launchers at buildings just to cause havoc now Shadow he is total wimp he gets beaten up every day and he is scared of his own shadow and a wimp I pound him around when I get the chance" Warped Sonic said
"Wow I can't believe you would treat people like that" Sonic said
"I do what I do best now Sliver is the Demolition man he loves Destruction and blowing things us he has a life time supply of Dynamite and a Wrecking ball to smash buildings when he gets the chance he knocks downs a building and he admitted that he loves seeing a smoking pile of rubble specially one he created."
"Wow this world has seen to have warped the personalities of people that I know" Sonic said
"That's the general idea now I am going to play Punch out on my NES for a while then stare at gorgeous self for 5 hours then go to bed see ya" Warped Sonic said he left
Sonic decided to go find his room while he thought about this
Meanwhile
"Uhh what I am I doing here huh who is there hello anyone" Shadow said
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