Chapter Two: Finding A Lady Director

"Ready to tell us where they are?" Vance asked his captive prisoner.

"I'll never tell you!" Abigail Sciuto said, spitting at his feet. The spit missed and hit the floor of the interrogation room.

Vance's face turned grim. "I've tried to be fair to you. My patience is wearing thin!" Vance yelled, grabbing one of her pigtails. "Tell me, or I'll—"

"No, not the pigtails!" Abby yelled. "Not my perfect pigtails!"

"Then tell me who's hiding them!"

"Okay," Abby said. "Fine. Do you know the farmer?"

"In the dell?" Vance asked.

"No, no, not him. The one with the dog."

"Named Bingo?"

"Yes, him," Abby said, sniffling slightly.

"Yes, of course I know that farmer."

"Well, you see, she's.. uh.. married to the farmer man."

"She's what?" Vance asked in an outraged voice.

The door opened up at that moment and Eli walked in. "We have him, sir."

"Good, good," Vance said, smiling. "Get him in here."

A couple of Eli's men dragged in a man carrying a briefcase. They sat him down in a chair across from Abby.

"Timothy McGee," Vance stated.

"Don't tell him anything, Timmy!" Abby shouted.

Vance growled and snapped his fingers. Eli came in and took Abby out of the interrogation room. "No!" she shouted. You could hear her screams down the hall as they took her back to her cell.

"Right," Vance said. "McGee, you are the world's finest computer analyst and one of the best psychics in the world. Aren't I the best director of the world?"

"Well, technically you're not the director of the world yet," McGee said.

Vance whirled around. "Excuse me?"

"Well, not yet, at least," McGee stuttered. "But.. but… you can become one. All you have to do is marry another director." McGee pulled a file out of his briefcase. "So, just sit back and meet our eligible bachelorette directors."

Vance smiled, sitting down in the chair that Abby had vacated. Eli came back in and stood by the door with the other guard, Ari. A few other men came in as well.

McGee held up a picture of a brunette with soft eyes. "Uh.. our first bachelorette director used to protect the president. She likes mysterious men with that nice tang of humor in them. Give it up for Kate Todd." He pulled out another photo of a blonde chick. "Our second bachelorette director is from the land of Hawaii. She used to work for the army and she loves to hang out in hot-tubs. Give it up for Hollis Mann." McGee's voice got darker as he pulled out the next photo of a red-headed woman with emerald green eyes. "Bachelorette director number three is a fiery redhead guarded away in a warehouse by a terrifying Mossad Assassin. But don't worry, she can shoot like a sniper and loves to drink bourbon. Give it up for Jenny Shepard. Now which one will it be, one, two, or three?"

"Pick one!" Ari shouted.

"No, three!" Eli said. "Three!"

The rest of the people there all were shouting, "Three!" as well.

"Number three!" Vance declared.

"Director Vance, you've chosen Director Shepard."

Vance smiled, wondering how he'd find someone to go get her.

"I should mention something, though," McGee said. "You see, at night—"

"A tournament!" Vance said, oblivious to what McGee was saying. He turned to Eli. "Gather your best, for tomorrow we find out who is going to embark on this journey!" He turned to McGee. "Thank you!"

"But after sunset—"

"Be quiet!" Vance said. "I'll have this Jenny for my wife. Finally, the world will have the perfect Director!"

A/N: I really do suck at endings. Oh well. Please review!!! It'd make me extra happy!!!!! :D I already have the next… three or four (I can't count at the moment) chapters written, and I'll be updating every day or so. After that, I might not update as frequently because right now I'm on vacation, so I have a LOT of free time.

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