YAY! Shapter 2 peoples! I'm so happy for the reviews I got and I am very excited to contiuing this story, so let's start with the disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SHIZNIT
The rustling was almost here. Oh boy, guess who! Maybe about five seconds later, more or less, the prince of all Saiyans was in front of us.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! I should have known you earthlings would pull a fast one on me, and now you will pay!"
I stared at him wide eyed. Never had I thought... he'd be THAT short. "Please excuss me, royal prince! I am not worthy, I am not worthy!" I said sarcastically while pretending to bow. He gave me one of his famous glares. "And who in the Hell are you?" he asked me. "I am a Lumanian named Malene. And you are..? Wait don't tell me... VAGINA!" I screamed at him. His eyes got wide before he gave me the death stare. "Oooooh! I'm soooo scaaared!" I retorted. I walked over to him and smiled brightly while starting to mess with his hair. "So, do you use, like, a special Saiyan hair jell on this rats' nest, or what?" He smacked my hand away with annoyance. "Why you-!" Before he could continue, I found myself "magically" slapping him across the face...REALLY HARD LIKE.
He fell backwards into a cliff side, then got up and wiped the debri out of his jacked-up hair. "From now on, you will bow to me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I yelled, then noticed that everyone was staring at me indifferently, like I had destroyed an intire universe... or something like that. "You...YOU WILL PAY!" Vegeta screamed, and the rock blew up. I yelped and hid behind Gohan while turning into a toddler. "Pwease, mister! Don't hurt meh! I don't want to go to heaven yet..." I said sadly with tears threatening the sides of my eyes. Boy, am I good at this or what? I thought to myself.
Gohan looked like he was about to cry, Piccolo was obviously fighting tears, and Krillen... too embarrasing to say exactly. I turned back into my normal age, 15, and went to the dragonballs were the Namekian was standing. "Ok Dende, now's your chance! Wish whatever it is you were gonna wish for!" Dende looked up and was about to speak when Vegeta interuppted him. "Don't! If you don't make me immortal, we won't stand a chance against Frieza! Make me immortal!" Vegeta screamed. I looked at Dende and smiled. "Wait for it..." Three seconds later Porunga roared and disappeared into the sky, while the Namekian dragonballs turned to stone.
"What...what just happened?" yelled Krillen. Dende fell to the ground, and I bent down next to him. "I know, Dende...he's gone...but you can't cry, we have too much at stake to be in denial..." Dende nodded and got up slowly. Vegeta, on the other hand, was not in a good mood today as it was, and now it was going to get much, MUCH worse. "What did you do? Why did they turn to stone? Do you know what this means? Frieza will be furious when he gets-uh!" Vegeta's eyes became filled with fear. "Oh great, Frieza's here!" I said and turned around to face him directly.
"Well...it seems as though you've turned my precious dragonballs to stone. You will regret that dearly." I yawned and looked at him. "How long are you going to talk nonsense? And here I'd thought you'd be more scary in person, but really, your just a stupid transvestite alien thing...what a shame." He gave me a look of disgust. "Who do you think you are, talking to the almighty Frieza that way? You're really starting to make me mad..." I smirked at him then appeared right in front of his face. "Then fight me. That is, if you're not scared..."
"HA! Me? Scared of some child like you? Nonsense. You will regret this decsion when I beat you into this filthy excuse for a planet."
"Bring it on, Frieza. Bring it on."
Holy Hell, she's gonna fight Frieza! Now how will this end up...? Next time: "That's Impossible...!"
Oh, and sory this was so short, I am grounded from the computer and snuck on but my parents came back sooo yeah. R & R! No flames please!
