It's been almost a year since I updated this, but I finally got around to adding your favorite and mine, the unfortunate Cabbage Merchant with a sadistic cosmic connection to our favorite characters. Shout outs go to my reviewers, charizardag and FLZ. Same rules apply, regular font for spoken, italics for burnt out rock star. R/R please!

Cactus Juice Presents:

Real men of interest.

Real men of interests!

Today we salute you, Mr. Cabbage Vending Cabbage Vendor.

Mr. Cabbage Vending Cabbage Vendor!

Each day you painstakingly arrange all your veggies in a neat pile, while prudently inspecing each leaf for cabbage slugs.

Somebody call security!

You've endured it all; whether its hard-assed customs agents, omnivorous platypus-bears, or one really inconsiderate airbender.

MY CABBAGES!

Through it all you've remained persistent in your herbaceous quest, even when your precious stand is wreaked again, again, and again.

Oh the botany!

So pick up the pieces, dry your tears, and treat yourself to some quenchy Cactus Juice, oh Purveyor of Produce...whoops! There goes your cart again!

Mr Cabbage Vending Cabbage Vendor!

Warning: Cactus Juice is highly hallucinogenic, and may result in you spouting a relentless stream of nonsense, followed by dancing in a manner that is anatomically impossible and attempted conversations with mushroom clouds. Please drink responsibly!

Well, there you have it, Crazy Foaming Mouth Guy and Cabbage Merchant, together for the first time anywhere (if only for the sake of my grandstanding ; ) and that's all the ideas I currently have for the Cactus Juice Presents series. However, I enjoyed making these so much, that I've decided to take requests via reviews. If you have a background character in Avatar that you feel is underappreciated, recommend him/her to me and I'll see if I can't give her/him the recognition they deserve. Till next time! Shibui out!