A/N: Ello Peeps!!! I have many fantasies and dreams but they're all hopeless causes. They won't come true. They aren't real. They just waste time but I don't care, they're better than the real world. So I'll keep on dreaming and fantasizing just to feel special and get that lovely fuzzy feeling. So on with this story!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and if you noticed the mistake I made in the last chapter I am severely sorry!!!!!! I didn't notice it… . .
Summary: Sasuke's used to getting whatever he wants, whenever he wants. So how does he feel when a certain blonde defies him? Well, he'll just have to try harder and stalk him. Uke Naruto!! ItaSasuNaru!!
Pairings: Itachi Naruto Sasuke, among other pairings
Rated: M
Word Count: 1551
Chapter 2: Just An Average Day With a Side Of Familiarity
Naruto walked the streets of the big city and sighed. Naruto unexpectedly slapped his hand against his face and pulled it down and then proceeded to beat up his face, until he let his arms hang motionless by his sides.
Naruto dragged his legs with exasperation towards a building, until he reached the door where he started to stomp loudly just to spite people. Naruto stopped in front of the double-doored elevator and started to abuse the poor 'up' button with his thumb and then his pointer.
People stopped to stare at the troubled boy but didn't seem the least troubled by him and went on with their day. Naruto was getting impatient since the elevator wouldn't come to his command so Naruto groaned loudly more than necessary and jabbed the elevator button more.
The doors finally opened and Naruto glared at the innocent passengers getting off the elevator as fast as they could to avoid Naruto's glare.
Naruto walked into the elevator and pressed on one of the buttons. Naruto glared at the people as the doors closed, the elevator started to raise and Naruto blew out a breathe of air and groaned again.
The elevator stopped on Naruto's request and he made his way around the maze of office cubicles, until he stopped at one.
A man with brown hair that was tied up into a high ponytail was talking on the phone, writing something down on a piece of paper every once in awhile, and scrolling down the screen of the computer.
Naruto shuffled his way over to the man dragging his feet loudly. The man seemed to not notice Naruto and Naruto whined while jutting out his lower lip until a cry had irrupted from his throat.
"Iruka!!!!!!!! Irukkkkkkaaaaaa!!!" Naruto whined more and then jumped into the man's lap when he turned his wheelie chair around. Iruka gasped from surprise and put his pen and paper down while talking into the phone.
"I'm sorry, can I call you back later? Great, thanks." Iruka said into the phone and then hugged Naruto tightly. Naruto clenched his hands into Iruka's shirt and rubbed his head against Iruka's chest.
"Iruka!!! I'm in trouble!! I need your help!!" Naruto whined into Iruka's chest. Iruka's mind started going haywire thinking what kind of trouble Naruto was in. What if he was going to jail!!?? How would he pay for Naruto's bail!!?? Or worse what if he was raped!!?? By some smelly old guy with a horrible disease!!?? Ohhh the pain!! Inwardly, Iruka wailed at the top of his lungs
Naruto watched Iruka as he panicked and hugged him. Naruto laughed slightly and put his hand on Iruka's shoulder and shook it firmly.
"Oi!! Iruka!! I wasn't raped!!! Or get sentenced to jail!" Naruto said with a smile. Iruka looked down at Naruto and blew out a breathe of relief. Iruka rubbed the back of his head nervously and laughed a little. Iruka then put his hands on his kneecaps and leaned back against the chair.
"So what is it then Naruto?" Iruka asked gently. Naruto huffed in a breathe of air and moved his tongue around until a bunch of words came out.
"Iruka!! I have a problem I got fired and then these people kidnapped me and then I got to this huge building and it was introduced as the Uchiha Corporation and I was met with this dude and this dude's brother who's very weird I mean you wouldn't even believe what he did to me I bet you wouldn't hmmm?? Well anyways he bit my ear!! His nasty disgusting saliva touched MY ear!!! I can even still feel his enzymes crawling on the surface of my ear!!! Iruka help me!! Now I have a job there and I think I'm gonna get molested before the second day of my job!!!!. Naruto said all in one breathe and then panted heavily.
Iruka took a minute to process all of the information and then got angry. Iruka hugged Naruto close and then growled loudly. Naruto blinked at him and shook his shoulder lightly, rousing Iruka out of his thoughts. Iruka looked down at Naruto and sighed.
"I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do about it, I'm just an average Joe and they're the all famous Uchihas." Iruka said with a sad smile. Naruto slumped and pouted. Iruka ruffled Naruto's golden locks and smiled sadistically.
"But I'll tell you what…if they molest you in any way I'll sue they're asses off!!" Iruka said with a fist in the air. Naruto looked at Iruka like he was a superhero and nodded dumbly. Iruka smiled fondly at him and ruffled his hair again.
"Now get out of here…I have work to do." Iruka smiled and gently pushed Naruto out of his lap. Naruto grinned happily, saluted Iruka, and skipped merrily out of Iruka's office cubicle. Iruka smiled and went back to work.
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"Uchiha-sama, we've got the subject in sight." A man spoke into the walkie-talkie with his eyes locked on the blonde haired boy that was skipping happily down the sidewalk.
"Is he with anyone?" Came the crackled response through the walkie. The man scanned the area around the blond.
"No." The man voice said in monotone.
"Good. Keep watch of him." Came the voice again with a satisfied tone. The man with the walkie ran towards another tree and hide behind it.
"Hai." And the man let go of the talk button.
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Naruto stopped skipping and walked normally down the sidewalk until somebody bumped into him. Naruto looked up from his position on the ground, rubbing his head, and glaring at the person above him. Naruto gasped when he saw who it was.
"Sai…?" Naruto asked hesitantly. The person above him laughed happily.
"Wow, I can't believe you remembered my name!" Sai said while offering his hand to Naruto. Naruto grabbed the hand and pulled himself up.
"Yeah, it's kinda hard not to when the person kidnaps you." Naruto said while shooting Sai a playful glare. Sai laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Yeah, sorry about that. I was on strict orders." Sai said and Naruto laughed joyously.
"Hey, don't worry about it!" Naruto said and slapped Sai on the back. Sai smiled and started walking pulling Naruto with him. Naruto followed happily.
"So where are you taking me?" Naruto said with confusion. Sai looked back at him.
"Well, I came looking for you anyway, o get to know you better and to apologize for the thing yesterday." Sai said. Naruto walked along side of Sai silently until Sai stopped in front of a café. Sai grinned and pulled Naruto in.
Naruto sat in a booth with Sai, both talking happily.
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"Uchiha-sama, Sai is associating with Uzamaki." A man with a deep voice said into a walkie-talkie.
"Arghhh!! Damn that Sai!! Do something about it!!" An irritated voice replied.
"Hai Uchiha-sama" The man said back.
"Thanks, I can always count on you Neji." The other man said in a grateful tone.
The deep-voiced man didn't reply, but put the walkie-talkie back in its holster and pulled out a black cell phone and dialed a number.
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"So as I was saying—" Sai said but then got interrupted when his cell phone rang from his pocket. Naruto blinked and took a sip of his sprite while Sai answered it. Sai looked at the caller-id and smirked. He flipped it open and pressed the 'talk' button.
"Why hello, Neji." Sai said with a smirk while looking at Naruto. Naruto just watched Sai talk while drinking his sprite.
"Sai, what the fuck are you doing!!! You're not supposed to be conversing with Uzamaki!!!" Neji hissed into the phone at Sai. Sai chuckled and took a sip of his coffee.
"I'm just getting better acquainted with Naruto-kun." Sai said with amusement. Neji hissed.
"You're not supposed to touch or talk to whatever's Uchiha-sama's!!!" Neji yelled into the phone!!!"
"Bye-Bye Neji." Sai said while chuckling and hung up the phone. Sai looked at Naruto. Naruto had one elbow on the table and his head on his palm, drinking his drink sideways. Sai smiled at him and Naruto blinked.
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A/N: Sorry this chapter was sooooo boring!!! I'll do better next time!!! Don't stop reading please!! Just because of this hideous chapter!! Please review!!!! I only got 13 last time…
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