"Then that's when i said hey! I'm Tony Stark."
Thor chuckled and looked at the door. "Loki!"
"Hey Snow! What you doing here?"
Loki sneered. " I quit."
"You what!?"
"I quit."
"No ugh I heard you, but like why?"
"Why do you care?"
Tony chuckled and looked at Thor. "Your brother is something else."
Thor sighed. "Loki..Did you forget already? You need to learn how to keep calm."
Loki rolled his eyes and Clint raised an eyebrow.
"Uh first you owe me gas money. Second can you at least tell us why?"
Loki smirked and crossed his arms. "What do I get out of it?"
Bruce growled. "You get the other guy NOT smashing you."
Loki cocked his head and looked at Thor. "...and I have to work on keeping calm?"
"The reason is I am a god! I don't need any of this."
Everyone sighed. "Loki you bout give that speech everyday."
"I do what I want!"
Natasha face-palmed. "You were only there a day what went wrong?
He looked at her and sighed. "Well there was-"
Tony frowned. "Oh! so you will talk to her but not to us I call -"
"Tony shut up!...Continue Loki."
"Like I was saying the owner got upset because I guess giving everyone else orders was not my job. Soo he made me do something else like just giving away the orders. So this women gets upset because she got the wrong doughnut and thought she should complain to me so I threw it on the ground and walked away."
"Oh Loki you can't just throw things."
Clint chuckled. "He took it and threw it on the ground!"
Tony high-fived him and they went back to looking at Loki. "Go on."
"Yes well I guess you can't do that either, So he said he was going to take it out my check and from there it was down hill I didn't feel like having to make anymore unwanted people contact .So I told that man how much I disliked him and walked here."
"Aha You may have quit but you got fired at the same damn time!"
Pepper pouted. "Aww Loki a lot jobs are like that sometimes your bosses will be annoying but you can't quit every time."
Tony raised an eyebrow. "What's this about annoying bosses?"
She just chuckled, "...but you gotta get back up and try harder."
Loki nodded and gave her a half-smile. "on that note I will be back."
"Where ya going?"
"You are nosy..did you know that Stark?"
Tony pouted and rolled his eyes. " Finneeee."
"Hi welcome back to Mcdonalds, How can I help you?"
Loki looked shocked. "Back?...I have never been here."
The lady rolled her eyes. " We say just say that..How can I help you?"
"I need to see your manager about working here."
"Oh ok..Jones!"
A short blonde haired boy walked out...he looked around when his eyes landed on Loki.
"Follow me."
They went and sat down
"What are your qualifications ?"
"I can tell others what to do."
"Well that wont help us any."
"I can be..uh what is the word..be trained."
"Lets see you flip a burger, c'mon."
"Okay you wait for the timer to buzz then you flip and reset the timer."
Loki looked at the burgers and cocked his head. He reached down and touched the grill.
"Shhh-"
"Ahah wow dude..uh yea it's hot but follow me."
"Then that's when he said thats called cow tipping."
Steve groaned. "Tony you are odd."
Loki walked in and everyone stared.
"Ahaha! Can I get a big mac?"
Pepper bopped him. "Shut up Clint."
Natasha smirked. " Good job Loki."
Tony tried to hold in his laughter. " They love a man in uniform."
Loki took off the hat and threw it at Tony's face.
" I gotta go in tomorrow so Clint you are getting up early."
"Its so worth it."
