WARNING! EVERYONE WILL BE SLIGHTLY MORE OUT OF CHARACTER IN THIS CHAPTER THAN THE ONE BEFORE. NOW SINCE YOU ALREADY KNOW AND I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. THIS ONES KINDA RANDOM BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MANY IDEAS RIGHT NOW BUT SOMEONE WANTED ME TO UPDATE REAL BADLY SO I'M UPDATING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.

CHAPTER 2 BEWARE BLACK MOODS

"Kikyo," Kagome said getting to her feet and rubbing her flailed ass. "What are you doing here? Did you come to punish me too?"

"No," Kikyo said calmly. "I have no reason too, yet. When I have a reason I will. Until then I'll let your friends do what they will. You know they'll all eventually do the same thing that Inuyasha did."

"They will not!" Kagome protested clenching her fists then unclenching them and rubbing her sore rear. "They would never do something like that!"

"Yet Inuyasha did and I wouldn't have expected him to flail your Sacred Behind either," Kikyo told the school girl. She started to walk away. "Why don't you just go back to your friends and think about your attitude on the way back, okay?"

When Kikyo was gone Kagome stared after her a minute then said to herself. "I'd better get back to the others before they start to worry," then she headed out of the forest and back to Kaede's village.

When she got back to the village an hour later she discovered the lights in Kaede's house were off. They'd gone to bed without waiting for her. Kagome didn't like that. Why didn't they come after Inuyasha and I and try to stop him from hurting me? she wondered as she began to get mad. How dare they!

Feeling mean, she stomped into Kaede's house and found her friends asleep on the floor, sprawled out in strange angles. Miroku had his one foot lying on top of a huge vase full of flour and his left hand was grasping Shippo's tail. The monk was also sleeping with his mouth wide open and a huge glob of drool was hanging out of it.

Maybe because it was because she was spanked twice that night or because she'd been having a bad day all day but whatever the reason she suddenly felt like being mean. Usually she didn't let herself feel mean (not too often anyway) but sometimes it just came out and she was mean. At that moment meanness was the only thing on her mind.

So mean OOC Kagome walked right up to the innocent sleeping Miroku and stomped her foot down on his face. The poor monk instantly woke up and sat and wailing as his left hand clamped tightly around Shippo's tail and yanked him into the air. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The monk noticed the schoolgirl. "Kagome," he said staring at her with a footprint on his face. "You're back. That's good."

Kagome wasn't in the mood for his 'that's good' talk. Not after he and Sango abandoned her to Inuyasha's hand wrath. "Don't you 'that's good' me!" she shouted angrily as she stomped around and kicked Sango's big boomerange over. "How can you even think of 'that's gooding' me when you let Inuyasha treat me like a five year old!"

"Well you were kinda acting like one," he began.

"I WAS NOT!" she shouted so loud she woke Sango. "It's not my fault my mother is a mean old biatch! I didn't do anything to her and she-"

"We know. We know," Sango said then noticed her boomerange lying on the floor. "Who did that?"

"I did!" Kagome told her.

"Why?"

"Because I'm angry!" Kagome told her. "And when I get angry I need to destroy things!"

"O...kay," Miroku said shrugging. "Whatever."

"Don't you whatever me!" Kagoem yelled slapping him in the face. "You're so mean! You're not my friend anymore!" then she noticed something. "Where's Inuyasha?"

"He went for a walk," Sango said inspecting her boomerange. "Why does my boomerange have a nick in it?"

"Probably because Kagome kicked it with her steal toed shoes," Miroku said.

Since Kagome was in such a bad mood she started acting like Kagura from Fruits Basket, nice one minute out for blood the next. Right now she was Black Mood Kagome a force to be reckoned with and also a force best avoided at all costs if you wanted to keep your limbs intact. Too bad for Miroku he was way too close and got himself pinned to the floor with his arms held back and a bony knee in his spine.

"How dare you insult my shoes!" she screeched driving her knee into his spine. "If you ever insult my shoes again I'll... I'll... "

"What will you do?" he asked in a weird voice.

Kagome couldn't think of anything smart to say so she didn't say anything.

Sango found something else wrong with her boomerange just then. "WHY DOES MY BOOMERANGE HAVE A HUGE CRACK DOWN THE MIDDLE OF IT!" she demanded, holding it up for them all to see.

Kagome gave it one look and said proudly. "I did it! I'm so strong!"

Sango stared at the girl like she'd gone nuts. She'd never seen the girl act so weird before. This was totally unlike her. "Umm..."

"I also used your sword to sharpen the chop sticks when you weren't looking so the blade got real dull when I was done."

Sango stared at her a moment with a no expression face then demanded. "Were you also the one who ate all the snacks I was going to give to the children?"

"Yup," Kagome said then her face got all shadowy and her eyes glowed with a sinister light as she once again became Black Mood Kagome. "You got a problem with that?"

Black Mood Kagome might be scary but Black Mood Sango is even worse. Sinister black clouds filled the sky as Sango became the very Thing of all Black Moods. She towered over Black Mood Kagome and said in a deep sinister voice. "Yes, I do!" then Black Mood Sango lept at Black Mood Kagome and got her pinned to the floor.

As Shippo, who had finally gotten out of Miroku's wake up grip, cowered in the corner with tiny cat Kirara, Sango also began paddling Kagome. Only she didn't use her hand she used her huge broken boomerange to do the job. When she was done Kagome pulled herself into the corner and pulled her legs up to her chin then sat there wimpering and hicuping as Black Mood Sango returned to Normal Happy Mood Sango and asked Miroku if he was all right.

A/N

Not as long as chapter 1 but at least I got something done. Like I said before I already know everyone doesn't act like that for real but I can't help it. I tried to keep them in character as much as I could but that's how it ended up. To those of you who do not like Kagome I hope you enjoyed the chapter. For those of you who are Kagome fans and hate Kikyo I don't really care what you think of my fic. You can all get mad at me all you want and yell your hipocritical mouths then return to your home under a rock and stew about it for the next seven years. Uh.., Nevermind. well that's it and I hope you're happy now, G4 Fan Man.

P.S. You Kikyo haters leave Kikyo alone in this fic. She hasn't done anything but say a few words to Kagome and if she wants to flail Kagome as well she can! Bleh!