Okay Guys I have been trying to update every Monday or Saturday but I can't promise you it will be every week because of the usually things like school, sports and all that other shit so here it is and of course i have a girlfriend and I wouldnt want her getting suspicouis of me spending to much time on the internet. So remember this is my first fic so be nice xD

Disclaimer: You know as well as i know that I don't own harry potter except for the OCs opps I shouldnt tell you that lol

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" Ha" Harry said while he thought "what the fuck is a mudblood" Draco looked on in shock.

"You don't care if your mother was a mudblood"

"Yes, but I do care that if you don't get out in the next 10 seconds, I'm gonna hex you so bad that even your grandkids will bleed".

" Oh yeah I would like to see you try." replied Draco " Crabbe , Goyle teach this fool that he should never... ahhh!"

Suddenly Draco, Crabbe and Goyle found themselves out of Harrys cart and out of their pants.

"That will teach them to bother me while I am reading my porn"

"Hello"

Harry looked up to see a young girl with brown hair and green eyes and a curve that can't be given to an eleven year old.

"Well who might you be luv"

"Daphne Greengrass and I could help but wonder who finally put that idiot in his place, he kept on searching everywhere for Harry Potter and he actually had the nerve to grope my butt"

"oo no wonder if I wasn't so polite I think I might be finding myself doing the same"

Daphne blushed while playfully hitting Harry

"Well I just might have to not wear underwear anymore" Daphne laughed.

The train ride took a while but soon they arrived at Hogwarts.Hagrid was directing the firstyears to their boats. Harry had to strain down low in order to be not seen.

He really didn't like Hagrid that much. He soon found himself in a boat with Daphne and two other boys. One looked dark but Harry regonized as a Zabini and the other as Nott. He was interested in them and they had a nice talk. Meaning Harry flirted with Daphne while Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott giggled like silly school girls.

They soon reached Hogwarts. Harry even though he didn't want to admit it but he thought it looked pretty cool. An old Irish lady appeared as they were waiting to go out to the great hall.

"Please wait here until I say so" She said. " and stay quiet" Unfronately for Harry they didn't listen and he regretted groaning as everyone looked at him. A boy with red hair appeared before him.

" Are you.. really Harry Potter" he said while stuttering

Harry wondered if he should lash out at him or ignore him. Luckily for him the lady soon appeared from the Door. You may now enter. Many of the students were excited and awed at the site of the ceiling. Harry heard a bushy haired girl telling to the stupid red hair that the ceiling was charmed to look like. He soon saw a stupid hat on a stupid chair. He laughed at himself for that pun.

(AN This is part where the hat sings the song ... If you dont realize that by now that i am not going to put the lyrics by now then you should shut down your computer and just cancel your internet. They are already too many retard people on the interent so please do us all a favor and GET THE FUCK OFF... srry bout tht )

" wow" Harry said to Daphne " I have never met a hat who could sing" Daphne giggled at that " well I have never met a boy whose eyes almost literally popped out at seeing that.

The old Irish lady known as Professor McGonagall called out to the first years. " Abbot Hannah" a little girl walked up to the chair and put on the hat. The hat shouted HUFFLEPUFF.

Soon Harry droned out the rest and it was now his turn.,

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So nice cliff hanger huh well lets let the Dementor do the thingy

Dementor: ...

ME: okaay he or is it she says Read and Reviw or else he/she will kiss you and suck out your soul.

P.S I am not crazy no matter what the men in the white coats say