Disclaimer: still nothing.

Robin got out of the T-car. Now thanks to Raven ditching the groceries he had double duties. He walked towards the door when a teenage girl stopped him. Sweet I love meeting fans he thought. "Hi can I have your autograph" the girl said. "sure" said robin. As he took a wad of like 300 pocket sized pictures of him. He signed one and handed it to the the girl. "thanks," she said. Then a man with a megaphone sent a sound thoughrought the whole shoping mall. Hey guys Robin is signing stuff in front of target today. "actually I have to go to shop at Target" argued Robin. But, it was to late. Some target employee's set up a chair and a table, and then blocked the entrance to Target. "really" said a shocked Robin in disbelief. But never the less he sat down and started to autogragh cards and then hand them out to complete strangers. 10 minutes later he found somebody he knew. "control freak you want my autogragh" "umm yes it's for my uhh cousin, she's a big fan, make it out to control freak." "you're a sick sick man." Said Robin. Everybody in the line started laughing. "akward" was all control freak could manage as he took his card and went into target. No thought robin at this rate I'll never make it into target. And yet he met another person he knew "mumbo" he said. But that wasn't all he had many akward comversations with, bumblebee, slade, beast boy in robin's spare uniform, cyborg in a tutu, speedy, mas, mas pretending to be menos, some dude in dress who pretended to be starfire in orde to get a kiss on the lips from robin, peeta mallalk, batman Justin bieber, in whom some kid tried to kick in the balls (when he hit the spot it didn't cause him pain, go figure,) and a woman who tried to sell him a can of goat milk.

*3 hours from start of chapter.

Finally thought Robin. Everybody is gone now I can get up and go to target. He saw a man locking up who simply said sorry closed. WHAT DID HE JUST SAY TO ME A SIT OUTSIDE IN FROUNT OF THEIR STORE SIGNING STUFF ALL DAY AND THIS IT WHAT I GET REALLY? Robin thought. But being the goody two-shoes he is he said nothing. He justed turn around and fell to the ground. Yes, he fell to his knees as a little girl kicked him in the nuts. "you didn't sign something for me" she said. You can't sign a lollipop he thought, as he blacked out from an extremely hard hit.

*next Morn*

Robin Woke up in the morning, still feeling some pain, and went to the T-car. I feel sorry for beast boy, he has the next shift. Is all that Robin was thinking.