I don`t Gravity Falls because my name isn`t Alex

7 Kids, 3 Books

Chapter 2: Fake Stuff

Joe P.O.V.

Kristen had showed me around town. It was a nice little town. "So, do you like it?" Kristen asked. "Yeah, this town must be obsessed with triangles" I replied. "What was that?" Kristen said. "Oh nothing" I replied. "What`s that over there?" I asked pointing to a tent with a star on top. "That was just some show run by a deranged 9 year old" Kristen answered. "Can we go to our favorite place?" said Blake and Harold in unison. "Oh yeah I totally forgot about that place!" Kristen said excitedly.

We were in front of a building called the Mystery Shack. The S had fallen off. Kristen pulled me inside with Blake, Harold, and Scott. We looked around at the weird thing until I finally said "All this stuff is fake." "Of course it is Joseph, I`m surprised your I.Q. went from -9 to -8." Scott taunted. "Stop it!" said Kristen. "Yeah it`s fake but it`s nice. Just don`t tell Blake and Harold" Kristen whispered in my ear. I looked over at Blake and Harold laughing at something called the Sascrotch which was a doll of Bigfoot wearing underwear. "Well, I`m going to the gift shop" I said. I was looking around the gift shop until I bumped into a kid who looked exactly like me.