It's me again!

Currently trying to type this first real chapter before the hurricane comes.

*SUPERHEREO MUSIC PLAYS* Can she do it? *SUPERHERE MUSIC SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS PLAYING* Probably not.


It was the dead of night. Riku was sitting on a bench at the street corner, waiting for Sora to show up.

Riku blew on his hands, trying to get warm. It was the middle of December, after all. (I can dream, can't I?)

A sketchy man in a tattered brown cloak appeared. He sat down next to Riku and leaned in close. "Hey, kid," he said in a croaky voice, "you wanna buy a sweater?" he asked.

He opened up his cloak to reveal a whole collection of sweaters and mittens he had stashed in his pockets.

"...No thank you..." said Riku quietly. A bit weirded out, he scooted to the other side of the bench.

Five minutes later, a large white van appeared at the side of the road. Sora poked his head out. "How y'all doin'?" he asked, a big grin on his face.

Riku ran inside the van before Creepy Sweater Dude could follow him. "Where did you get a van?" said Riku, amazed.

Sora shrugged. "," he said simply.

Riku did not question the fact that this probably wasn't legal. He looked around. The whole inside was full of computers, wiring, headsets, and other gadgets like that.

He looked at the front. A very tall guy was sitting up front, managing the controls.

"Who's..." whispered Riku, pointing up front.

Sora smiled. "Oh, that's just DiZ. He's great with computers."

DiZ nodded. "S'up," he said in his thick British accent.

Sora shrugged. "Plus, he has a license."

Great, thought Riku. If we get busted, at least we won't get a ticket.


Once at Kairi's house, DiZ parked in the backyard and gave Sora and Riku sets of headphones.

"Take these," said DiZ.

Sora struggled to get his on over his spiky hair. Riku put his on. "What are these for?" he asked.

DiZ sighed. He was not used to being around imbeciles such as them. "These are headphones that can pick up what Kairi and the others are saying," he said.

He then pointed to a large screen. "Using video cameras, we can also capture them on screen," he said.

Riku was confused. "But...how did you guys put the cameras and microphones in Kairi's house in the first place?" he asked.

DiZ and Sora chuckled. "Well," they said. They both looked up, and the sky blurred again.

*FLASHBACK TIME AGAIN*

The doorbell rang in Kairi's house, and Kairi went to go answer it. She pressed the intercom. "Who is it?" she asked.

Someone cleared their throat. "It's the plumber," said a deep, British voice.

Kairi was puzzled. She opened the door. DiZ stood their, wearing a blue jumpsuit as his disguise. Of course, he still kept his head scarf thing on, to hide his true identity.

Kairi didn't recognize him at all. "Umm, I didn't call a plumber," she said.

Somewhere else in her house, Sora had snuck in through a window. He was wearing all black, even though it was the middle of the day.

He rolled on the floor, all spy-like, and started clipping microscopic microphones and cameras to the walls and ceiling.

DiZ and Kairi continued talking in the hallway. "Well, I'm, uhh, visiting every house in the neighborhood to make sure everything is in tip-top shape," said DiZ, making it up as he went.

Kairi shook her head. "Thanks, but everything is fine," she said, trying to shut the door.

DiZ continued talking. "But is your sink working okay?" he asked.

Kairi nodded. "Yes, our sink is fine, I just used it this morning," she said, wishing he would go away so that she could set up for her party.

"But what about your toilet? Is that working?" he asked, buying more time.

Kairi nodded. "Yes, our toilet is just fine—"

"Are you sure? Maybe you should use it just to make sure," he said.

Kairi was very grossed out by this idea. "Wha—Everything is working fine! Have a good day!" she cried, and tried shutting the door again and failing again.

DiZ continued to list out appliances while Sora clipped the stuff on the walls. Just as he was about to leave, he tripped over a bottle of nail polish and crashed into a very expensive and fancy looking vase.

But just as it was about to hit the floor, Sora caught it with his foot. Thank God for his enormously large shoes.

Kairi finally cracked. "Yes! Everything is working! We are not having troubles with our sink, or our toilet, our faucet, our stove, our dishwasher,our blender,our dryer,our microwave, our oven, or our cat! EVERYTHING IS WORKING!" she screamed.

Sora slowly put the vase back to where it belonged—but the chandelier crashed down from the ceiling.

"What the...?" Kairi was just about to turn around when DiZ yelled "Wait!"

Kairi slowly turned to him. She had on the glare of slow painful death.

"Uhhh...what about your refrigerator? Is it running?" he asked pleasantly.

Kairi sighed. "Yes, our refrigerator is running," she mumbled.

"THEN GO CATCH IT!" screamed DiZ. He pushed Kairi down and ran off, yelling, "SHE'S ON TO US, BOY!"

Sora had already left.

*END OF FLASHBACK*

Sora and DiZ did a secret handshake. "You were good," cooed Sora.

DiZ chuckled. "No, you were better!" he cried.

Riku rolled his eyes. He hated to admit it, but he was feeling a little out of the loop.


An hour later, Riku, Sora, and DiZ were still sitting in the van, waiting for something exciting to happen.

"Uuughhh," groaned Sora.

DiZ yawned. Riku sighed. "How long can they keep playing Scrabble?" he cried. It had been one hour, and the girls were still on the first game. The only reason why they couldn't finish was because Kairi kept telling Larxene that she needed to pick less violent words, Yuffie kept throwing her letters against the wall, and Aqua made a HUGE fuss when Xion put out the word: DARKNESS.

Just then, there was a knock on the car door. Surprised, Riku opened the door and saw Axel and Roxas standing there, licking sea salt ice-cream. "Yo," said Axel.

"S'up!" said Roxas.

Sora saw them standing there and jumped on Roxas, shouting, "Roxas!" He gave him a big bear hug.

"Whatcha guys doing here?" asked Riku, not like he was suspicious of two guys in black hoods roaming around with ice-cream at this time of night.

"We hear you guys are trying to listen in on Kairi's slumber party," he said. He looked at the suffocating Roxas and then back at Riku. "Mind if we join you?" he asked.

Riku smiled. "Come on in!" he beckoned them inside.

Sora stopped squeezing Roxas, and they all entered inside the white van. DiZ was not too happy about all this. "What is a Nobody doing here?" he asked Sora.

"This is Axel and Roxas. They want in," said Sora.

DiZ gritted his teeth. "A Nobody doesn't deserve to listen in, nor does it even have the right to be," he said impolitely.

Everyone ignored him.


Since there were only two headsets, Axel and Roxas had to squeeze up front to here what they were saying.

Riku groaned. "I can't hear a word they're saying. All I'm hearing is this weird, breathing sound," he complained.

"Oh, that's just Roxas," said Sora. Riku turned to see Roxas breathing very heavily on his neck, trying to hear through the headphones as well.

Riku shoved him off. "It's no use," he said. "These headphones are so bad; I can't hear a word they're saying."

Just then, Yuffie threw a Scrabble letter at the ceiling so hard, that the hidden camera fell down behind something.

Everyone groaned. "Great," said DiZ. "Now we have no idea what's going on!"

"If only we had someone on the inside, to tell us what's happening," said Riku.

Axel, who was lounging on the other side of the van, chuckled. "You guys are trying way too hard," he said. "Even if you could see and hear what they're saying, you wouldn't understand it like I would."

Everyone turned to him. "What is that supposed to mean?" asked Sora.

Axel tossed his ice-cream stick and smiled. "I am a master at understanding girls," he said.

Roxas nodded. "It's true. He's an expert," he said.

Riku, Sora, and DiZ all smiled at each other. "Really?" said Riku. They all chuckled, and turned to Axel. Their expressions changed from pleasant smiles, to smiles of pure mischief and evil.

"We do need someone to get on the inside," said DiZ.

Axel nodded, but when he realized what they were referring to, his face turned pale. "No..." he said.

They all started walking slowly towards him.

"No, no, no..." said Axel.

To be continued...


OMG! What's going to happen to Axel? Read on to find out!

If anybody has any ideas for things these girls could do at their sleepover besides playing Scrabble, then I and they would love to hear it!

Hope you had fun reading! Hope you didn't get bored! :D