Chapter 2 already? Yep. I have nothing better to do.


At the midst of sunset, Sai was walking down a path in Konoha when he spotted a funeral. He waited in the distance, for he had nothing better to do, as he waited for the person to be buried. Once everyone had left, Sai walked over in the twilight to peer at the tombstone. Not recognizing the name Sai touched the stone. He gasped when he was given an electric shock.

A figure came before him. It didn't say anything, but just calmly stared at him. Sai instantly grew bored.

"Are you just going to stare me down or-"

"I'M YOUR FATHER!" The figure said in a creepy voice.

"That's a pretty cliché line…"

"BUT I REALLY AM! I JUST DIED BECAUSE I CHOCKED ON RICE!"

"…"

"OH, AND IT WAS MOST LIKELY POISONED!"

"…"

"…"

"Why do you talk like that?"

"BECAUSE I WANT TO!"

Sai turned and walked away, trying to forget this pathetic thing ever happened.

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Later that night, Naruto walked into the cemetery and met the same figure that Sai did.

"I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"Really?" Naruto's eyes gleamed.

"… YES. AND NOW I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"

Naruto frowned, "Well that doesn't sound very father-like…"

Naruto ran away as the figure suddenly flung at him. Screaming down the streets, everyone gave Naruto a confused face. Not until Naruto reached home did he ever look back.

"I never knew my father was so scary!" Naruto ran inside and locked all his windows and doors.

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Sasuke was the next who went into the cemetery. (A/N: For it was apparently "Visit a Cemetery Day" or something)

Anyway, Sasuke stopped to stare at a few tombstones until he saw a gray figure in front of him.

"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke demanded.

"I AM YOUR FATHER!" The figure yelled.

"Not you're not."

"… YES I AM! OOoOoO!" The person tried to put on a scary face.

"Shut the hell up!" Sasuke blew a fire into the figure until it disappeared. Sasuke folded his arms, "Jackass. My father was never that good-looking."

An thus ends "Visit a Cemetery Day." Nothing real interesting happened, and no one will know who that figure was.


Eh. I should stop being so bored all the time. I need a job...