A/N: Thanks for the reviews, guys. It motiviates me. :D heh. but yes, I will put a little of every ship in. but I still love addisex. :)

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"I hate elevators," Addison grumbled. The elevator jolted again and she fell against a muscular chest. Mark. She pushed away, disgusted, and was caught by Alex. She was shaking.

"Don't be such a wimp," he said, squeezing her arm so she would know he was only kidding. Instead, she kicked him in the knee.

"Ow!" he rubbed his knee with a pout.

"That pout doesn't work when I can't see it."

"Could you two be any more ..."

"Weird?"

"Freaky?"

"All of the above?"

"Could all of you shut up?" Bailey growled. She pulled out a her cell phone and pressed on. It beeped and died. "Battery's dead."

The lights flickered on again and everyone let out a collective sigh. Addison's cell phone rang.

"I want fabulous, that is my simple request. I want fabulous, bigger better and best." She grinned sheepishly and opened the cell.

"I still can't believe you have that." Alex rolled his eyes. Addison ignored him and read the text message.

"You have a phone?" Mark was incredulous. "You could have called someone."

"Shut up, Mark," Addison retorted shortly.

"That's her texting phone." Alex pointed out.

"The Chief wants to know where all his surgeons are," Addison said, and quick keyed him back.

"What?"

"The Chief wants to know where everyone is," Addison repeated slowly. Mark rolled his eyes.

"No, Karev. What did Karev say?"

"That's her texting phone Sloan. She has another phone for calls."

"And you know this how?" Mark raised an eyebrow.

"Shut up Mark." Addison snapped again, saving Alex from an answer.

"I want --" Addison cut off the ring and opened the phone.

"The Chief says we won't get out until tomorrow morning!" she banged her head against the wall and slowly slid down. Everyone else followed suit.

"Ow, O'Malley, that was my foot!" Alex groaned.

"Callie, watch the fingers!"

"Izzie!"

Derek!"

"Zip it!" Christina yelled. "Just...zip it."

Everyone sat in silence for a few mintues.

Izzie drummed her fingers against her thigh.

Meredith kept putting a chunk of hair on her nose and going cross-eyed looking at it.

Derek wrapped a curl around his finger.

Callie cracked her knuckles.

George yawned.

"Alright, well, I'm bored," Mark said, clapping his hands. "Izzie..."

"Don't make me hurt you Sloan," she said, without looking up from her nails.

Addison grinned. She took her phone out of her pocket and put it on silent. She quickly typed a message.

"This sucks. :( I'm going to get incredibly bored."

"It's too late to apologize--" Alex rolled his eyes and opened his phone. "This one's for texting too, Sloan," he said when Mark opened his mouth.

In about three seconds, Addison got a reply.

"I won't"

"Why?"

"I'll just look at you."

Addison snorted. Everyone turned.

"What?" Callie asked. "Who are you texting?"

"My sister," Addison lied easily. "She was just telling me about her last show on Broadway."

"Ahh, yes, I remember Sasha. She's what, like seventeen years younger than you?" Mark stuck out his tongue at Addison

"Twelve, you imbecile," Addison smiled sarcastically at Mark's mock offended expression.

"How is she?" Derek asked

"Is she hot?" George asked, earning himself a slap from Callie. Addison glared and he looked at the ground. Alex laughed.

"Bored with New York," Addison said. "She says she wants to see Mark run down the street naked again."

Mark looked up quickly and Addison cracked up.

"You dared me," he said, pointing an accusing finger at Addison.

"Eww," George stuck his finger in his ear.

"Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it," she laughed. Even Alex, who was desperately trying to keep a straight face, was laughing now.

"What about that time in med school, when Addison-"

"Don't you dare," she warned.

"What was that girl's name, Derek?" Mark looked at his ex-best friend curiously.

"Oh, Chelsea," he said, grinning

"Right, Chelsea. When Derek came home from a date with Chelsea, Addison flashed her!"

Alex looked at Addison, amazed. He had always seen her as daddy's girl, sweet and..well, not innocent, but close.

"I think my ears are bleeding," George shook his head like a water logged animal.

Callie smacked him on the arm.

"Just my bra, and besides, you know she liked it," Addison shrugged. Alex stared at her, with a goofy grin on his face.

"True," Derek and Mark laughed.

"But hey, we all did," Mark laughed, and Derek just shook his head.

"Now my ears are bleeding."

"Wipe that smirk off your face before I do it for you," she nudged Alex on the arm.

"I'm confused," Callie said, while George stuck his fingers in his ears and sang "Lalalalalalalal!"

"She turned out to be a lesbian," Derek explained.

"Derek may have been bad, but I never thought of going lesbo," Addison said, giggling. "But I guess he was worse before me, because she turned fast. One day, she was flirting with Derek, the next she was trying to sit on my lap."

"Lesbians are so hot," Alex said dreamily

"Nasty," Bailey muttered from her corner. Everyone turned. She had been remarkably quiet during this whole ordeal. It was surprising.

But the elevators occupants had a feeling everything in this elevator was going to be surprising.

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A/N: It took me a long time to think of stories. If anyone has any childhood stories for anyone, send me it with youre review. Maybe I'll use it. And if I remember, I'll even give you credit

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