Chapter 2: Spicy challenge
On a friday afternoon at Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's house, Ronnie Anne and Loretta are sitting on the couch watching a tv show with two men taking a spicy food challenge.
Narrator: We seen these two legendary spicy eaters eat an entire plate of spicy foods without giving out. But, can they handle the most spicy Buffalo wings in the whole world, The death valley chicken? Those wings are so hot and spicy, that your inside feels like hot boiling lava or even worse! Anyway, let's see if they are tough enough to take on this monstrous!
[The two men begins their final challenge by eating the wings. A few minutes later, the men have finished half a plate of the Buffalo wings and is on the verge of giving up due to the side effects. However, they both just fell on the ground in pain from eating the spicy Buffalo wings.]
Narrator: Ooh! Looks like no one is the going home a winner yet again. But will we finally get a challenger worthy of the title of The Most Spiciest Person? Tune in next time to find out!
Loretta: Psst! What a bunch of losers. Anyone can easily eat those wings with ease. If anything, i would be the one who should take that title. Well, me or Auntie Lynn of course.
Ronnie Anne: Lynn i can see doing that. You on the other hand, not so much.
Loretta: What do you mean not so much? Are you saying that i can't handle that type of spiciness?
Ronnie Anne: No. What i am saying that you can't handle any type of spiciness. You is just as worse at handling that type of stuff as your uncle. Unlike me who can.
Loretta: Is that a challenge? Because i can try you on right here right now!
Ronnie Anne: [not believing Loretta's comment] Sure you will.
Loretta: Don't believe me? Fine! RONNIE ANNE LOUD, I'LL CHALLENGE YOU TO SPICE-BATTLE!
Ronnie Anne: A spice-battle, you say? You're on, lame-o!
[Cut to the kitchen where Ronnie Anne brought out and placed every type of pepper and other spicy food on the kitchen counter.]
Ronnie Anne: Before we get started, let's get the over the rules. We both have to eat everything on this counter without drinking water. Each one hotter than the last one. The one who cave in is the loser. I hope you are still up for the challenge.
Loretta: I wouldn't pass it up for the world.
[Ronnie Anne and Loretta both grab one Jalapeno pepper from the jar.]
Ronnie Anne: Alright, on your mark, get set, EAT!
[Ronnie Anne and Loretta both ate their Jalapeno pepper with the latter's face turned burning red as she tries to maintain herself from giving up.]
Ronnie Anne: [smirks] What's the matter, Loretta? Already giving up?
Loretta: Not in a million years! [grabs another Jalapeno pepper from the jar and ate it]
[Ronnie Anne was surprised that Loretta just ate another Jalapeno pepper and realized that she isn't playing around.]
Ronnie Anne: [in her thoughts] You're really determined to prove that you can handle this sort of stuff, are you? All right then. Let's play ball!
[Cut to a montage of Ronnie Anne and Loretta eating every spicy food. From different types of peppers, to curry, to spicy shrimp, to hot chicken. The two are now seen barely standing with their right arms on the counter and their face are burning red.]
Ronnie Anne: I'm surprised you lasted this long.
Loretta: You can thank auntie Lynn for that. She was the one who help me overcome my weakness.
Ronnie Anne: Is that so? Well, let's see if you can handle... [held out a pepper jar with a skull on it] ...The Death Row Pepper. This pepper is so spicy, that not really the manliest of man can handle.
Loretta: You're talk the talk, but i don't believe you.
Ronnie Anne: You don't? Then why don't you take a bite of it for yourself?
Loretta: You're on! But you gotta have to eat one too. Until you are chicken enough.
Ronnie Anne: I'll show you who's chicken, wimp.
[Ronnie Anne and Loretta take one of the death row pepper out of the jar and glances at each other.]
Ronnie Anne: On the count of three.
Ronnie Anne and Loretta: [in unison] One! Two! THREE! [takes a bite of their pepper at the same time and it switches to the view of the house outside] AHHHHHHHH!!!!
[Moments later, Lincoln and Linka just returned from somewhere and enter the house.]
Lincoln: Ronnie Anne! Loretta! We're home and we brought some snacks back with us! [no response from either of them] That's strange. Usually they always say something or come greet us at the door. Where are they?
[They then hear groaning coming from the kitchen and head to the sounds where they see Ronnie Anne and Loretta on the floor holding their stomachs.]
Lincoln and Linka: [in their own thoughts] What the heck happened here?
Loretta: Looks like it's a tie. Dang it.
Ronnie Anne: Try me about it. But at least you prove your worth. Like i gotta hand it to you, you can handle this sort of stuff unlike your uncle.
Loretta: Thanks. Though, i think the Death Row Pepper was a bit too much. [hears her stomach gurgles loudly, Loretta groans in pain again and holds her stomach even tighter] Way too much in fact!
Ronnie Anne: [hears her stomach gurgles loudly too and does the same as Loretta] I believe so too!
Loretta: Bathroom?
Ronnie Anne: Bathroom!
Ronnie Anne and Loretta: [gets up and runs past Lincoln and Linka to the go to the bathroom] MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! COMING THROUGH!!!
Linka: Wait, did Loretta say Death Row Pepper? What exactly happened when we were gone? [her and Lincoln looks at the kitchen counter and sees every spicy food and spice on there and realise what has happened] Oh dear...
Lincoln: Something tells me I'm going to have to call Lana...
The end.
