Hello! Chapter 2 is up and running full speed ahead!
If you were a bird you might think that everything is as weird as it comes. And if you were a bird who just happened to fly over the village of Konoha then you were in for a rare treat.
Through the whole streets all you could see was giant clouds of smoke zooming everywhere like it was a pack of rampaging bulls. But it wasn't bulls. No it was in fact two VERY determined boys who were hell bent on reaching the blond boy first.
Which wasn't hard considering they knew what the Naruto liked most more then anything. Ramen!
So you can probably guess where the two gennins were headed to, trampling on innocent victims that stood in their way either it be old men to young children who by the looks of things would now never reach puberty.
"Out of my way Hyuuga trash!".
"Pfft! Eat my dust pansy boy!".
After a moment or two the famous ramen hangout of our fave blond ninja we all know and love peeked into view. With a screeching hault the two boys flung over the short peice of cloth saying "I win!" in unison.
However, fate seemed to be laughing her demented ass off for there was no Naruto there. Only Iruka. The man smiled warmly at the two and was suddenly bombarded with questions about the Kyuubi carrier's whereabouts.
"Oh you just missed him guys. But if you hurry, you might be able to catch up with him. Said he was going to the Konoha baths" Iruka said as he slurped his noodles.
"Konoha baths?" Sasuke and Neji muttered to themselves and if that wasn't enough their imaginations started running wild.
Steam floated around the hot spring like a winter fog, a slim body standing in the water with nothing on. Naruto started to blush cutely which made him look more feminine then he already does.
"...I've always wanted you from the beginning and...now that you're here...please...be gentle..." the blond whimpered, crossing his arms loosely against his chest while giving the most virgin-scared-yet-lust-filled look.
Blood started gushing like waterfalls out of the two boys noses; falling to the ground in a dead faint. This lasted for mearly about two seconds and then they were off agian; killing a stray dog in the process.
The large puplic springs popped into their line of vision. After about five minutes of arguing of who should pay the entrance fee first, Sasuke and Neji quickly got undressed, put a towel around their waists, and stepped inside.
There were only a few people there relaxing like Shikamaru, Choji, Rock Lee and even more surprising was that Gaara was there also, except alittle bit farther off to the side away from the other boys.
But where was Naruto? Didn't Iruka say that the blond was going to be there?
Sasuke tried to peer through the thick steam and a single silhouette figure caught his eye. With a smirk he walked calmly away from the Hyuuga and towards the person who was Naruto. He noticed that the blond was facing him with his back so now was a good time to do alittle "sneak attack".
"Hey dope, I've been looking for ya" Sasuke whispered in the most sexy voice that could make any one of his fangirls drop likeflies as he wrapped his arms around the object of his affection's waist, his hand slidding underneath the other's towel to touch uh...ahem..a more 'sensitive area'.
The Uchiha felt his prize stiffen but nothing else so the raven haired boy thought this as a sign to continue. As his hand started to um...move on its own, Sasuke wasted no time in telling the blond how he felt.
"You know...for a long time I've always wondered what these feeling are I have about you...and now I fianlly realize just how much more you really mean to me. I love you and I'll always protect you no matter what".
There! He had done it! The all great Uchiha had finally spoken his heart out! Now all he had to do was wait and see...
"Oi Sasuke I didn't know you cared" came a deep voice.
Sasuke stopped his hand and sat stiffly. That voice...that sounded like...OH NO! It couldn't be?
The figure turned around.
It wasn't Naruto at all.
It was...yep you guessed it.
It was Kakashi!
"YYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHYAHHHHHHH!" the high scream of Sasuke echoed everywhere through out the entire village and quite possibly could be heard all the way to the next country, maybe even the whole universe.
Everyone else in the springs turned to what all the commotion was about. All they saw was a wacked out Sasuke waving his hand about like it was on fire screaming "EW!EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!" and a very calm looking silver haired Kakashi who then started to read his perverted book.
It clicked in what had just happened in Neji's brain and he started laughing hystericly. Sasuke stopped flailing about in time to glare daggers at his rival; chucking a rock at his head which missed by inches.
"Shut up you idiot!" was all the raven haired boy could say, still shivering that he had actually touched his sensei down there. Now he was never going to sleep or eat for about a week or so; maybe even two or three months!
"If you two were looking for Naruto he just left three seconds after you guys came in" Gaara spoke for what seemd like the first time that anybody had heard the redhead speak since moments ago.
Sasuke blinked.
Neji blinked.
And in a jet spray of huge waves they were off...again. "Man! I'll be glad when this shit is over. Its just so troublesome" Shikamaru sighed as he and the others silently agreed; nodding thier heads.
Sorry if it might seem short cause I'm getting writers block. But no worries! Chapter 3 is coming soon! Please review!
