So chapter 2 is up and ready. First let me say that this chapter is me just "running with it" second I would like to remind people that this story is rated T and there is a part later in this chapter that might make some people uncomfortable, I'm pretty sure it's in the rating but still it is awkward.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone except Erick
(Erick's POV)
Okay so the molecular fuser… not a good idea. Buford was now so upset that I was sure that the only reason that I wasn't dead was that he couldn't walk over to me without Baljeets cooperation. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?" Buford shouted.
I put as much distance between me and him before answering his question "well, it would appear that you and Baljeet have been fused into one entity"
Buford threw me another death stare. I ignored it and started thinking about who to put in my will when Phineas started speaking "well we could always go into the vault and break out the Molecular separator, and then you'll be back to your normal selves in no time"
"Wait I don't understand something" Baljeet started "how come the molecular fuser only fused us this much? Shouldn't it have fused us into one freaky creature like what happened to Phineas and Ferb?"
I looked toward Baljeet (and Buford) then started walking over to the molecular fuser "the thing is, the molecular fuser was only set to medium" I started working with the molecular fuser's dials "you see if we turn this thing to high then-"I was interrupted be the molecular fuser firing again, after I set it to high for the example.
(Two minutes earlier)
(Perry's POV)
I was on my way to my secret layer for my briefing. From what I heard in the pre briefing I learned that Doofenshmirt is planning to make some sort of army. Normally not really something to worry about but he has created several backup inators so it was imperative that I stop him as soon as possible.
As I was about to make a break for my layer entrance I noticed Buford and Baljeet fused together like one of those two headed ogres you see in fairytales. I assumed that Doofenshmirt might have something to do with this so I assumed my domestic pet look, and got a closer look. As I got up to the two fused together I realized that this was not in fact the work of Doofenshmirt. I was about to continue to my layer when a strange light hit Buford and Baljeet and all of a sudden I was pulled into them. The rest is a blur.
(No one's POV)
Everyone was shocked as they looked at the creature before them. What was once just a two headed Buford and Baljeet was now a two headed, anthropomorphic, platypus, Buford, and Baljeet hybrid. After about three minutes of silence, the 'hybrid' turned one of its heads to glare at Erick. "YOU!" it hissed.
Erick took a few steps back holding his hands up in defense and started backing away "Hold on a second now, that wasn't my fault. The molecular fuser fired of on its own" The 'hybrid' didn't seem to listen to him as it started to march slowly in his direction. "Now there's no need for violence all we have to do is get the molecular separator out of the vault and we can fix this in no time." Erick started to look terrified as he realized that he was now against the tree and was about to feel the furry of the creature that was quickly approaching. "Look look we can fix this, there is no reason to get angry and start-" Erick was interrupted by the coming at his face which he managed to dodge causing the fist to get stuck in the tree behind him.
Erick made a run for it "hay don't you run from me!" The 'hybrid' said as it tried to yank its hand free of the tree. It was at that point that the molecular fuser fired off another blast, and although… (A.N. I'm getting tired of calling this thing the 'hybrid' so from now on I'm just going to call it Buford) Buford was no longer directly in its line of fire, the portals that were set up earlier did not help the situation. The beam traveled through four of the portals before hitting Buford and fusing him with the tree. what resulted was a giant, two headed, platypus, treant creature.
As it roared Erick ran for the molecular fuser to turn it to low, as everyone else tried to run for cover. Isabella however managed to trip over nothing and land face first on the ground as Buford started marching in her direction. As she looked up, she saw Buford's foot about to step on her. "IZZY!" Phineas shouted running to her aid. Phineas managed to grab her hand and pull her out of the way just in time to save her from being crushed.
"Thank you Phineas" Isabella said to as she tripped, bringing Phineas with her to the ground.
Erick managed to make it to the molecular fuser and turn it to low and was now in the process of turning it off. Every one watched in horror as Buford (who was probably no longer in control of his body) started marching out of the backyard and toward town. "This can't be happening" Erick said neglecting to turn off the molecular fuser. Erick turned back to the few who remained in the backyard "Um… what are we going to do about this?" he asked.
As everyone tried to think of a way to stop Buford, the molecular fuser fired (again), and after traveling through seven of the portals hit Phineas and Isabella who were still working their way to their feet. Phineas and Isabella felt a strange sensation come over them as the beam hit them and fused their hands together.
(Phineas's POV)
I reached over with my right hand to double check what just happened. As I felt our connected skin I was certain that we were probably going to be stuck like this for a while. "So…um…" I struggled to find words to try to cheer up Izzy, who was probably freaked out by all of this. "We should probably go get the molecular separator now right?"
I looked over to Ferb for some encouragement, but what I got was him reminding me of another problem. "Phineas, you do remember that we need you're left hand print to open the vault right?" I quickly turned back to my left hand, still fused to Izzy's right hand.
"That might be a problem" I said before looking up to Izzy's face. She was just staring at our hands with a blank expression, like she was in shock or something.
Izzy's eye's quickly turned to meet mine "um… Phineas can we sit down?" she asked like she was about to panic. I nodded and she dropped to the ground so fast that I almost fell on her.
Izzy sat in the fetal position put her free hand around her knees. I figured that she was terrified again so I tried talking to her "hey Izzy look, everything's going to be alright, we'll modify the molecular fuser to separate us and-" I was interrupted by a strange light hitting the molecular fuser and carrying it away into the sky.
(Doofenshmirt's POV)
I was frantic to get all my inator's set up and ready for today's scheme. I was running behind because Norm had left the key's to my inator's in my car. So instead of going all the way to my car, I decided to use the metal unearth-inator to bring my car to me. Ya I would have to put it back later but common I was in a hurry here. So I fired up the metal unearth-inator and surprisingly missed my car… by a long shot. I hit some camera like contraption and decided instead of worrying about it I would just leave on the edge of my balcony pointed into town, and to continue trying to get my car. Of course I noticed the settings on the camera thing and it was set to low, and I don't like things on their lowest setting and so I had to set it to high first, which was random I'll admit but… I digress. Back to the scheme.
(Phineas's POV)
It disappeared… It just disappeared… I took in a deep breath and began to speak "okay… we need to build the molecular separator from scratch, find Buford and slow him down, and we need to find the molecular fuser and turn it off before it makes too much trouble" I sighed.
Ferb was the first to give bad news "Phineas the delivery company is on holiday and we don't have the parts to build the separator on hand."
I let out another sigh as Erick was next to make the day worse "I never got to put a tracker on the fuser and as long as it's on it could fire at intervals no larger than one minute"
I looked up from where I was sitting "could this day get any worse?" I quickly regretted those words as I heard Izzy start to whimper. "Izzy? What's wrong?"
She looked up to me with eye's so scared that it was almost painful to look at them "Phineas I…" she looked away.
I remembered the fall she took earlier "Are you hurt?" I asked. she shook her head "then what is it? You can tell me"
She sniffed "I… I need to go home"
I looked at her confused "why?"
She diverted her eye's "It's… kinda something I don't want to talk about"
I was now more worried than before "Do you… need to use the bathroom?"
She looked back to me for a second before looking away again "well… it's…" she whispered something softly.
"Come again?" I don't think that I have ever been more worried about something in my life.
She slowly said it again, still very soft but I could hear it "It's… my time of the month"
This day just got a whole lot worse and I can honestly say that I have NEVER felt more awkward in all my life.
So there you have it chapter 2 is finally done. But now I have some important news. I have a very important test coming up this Thursday so I will not be able to update every weekday like I usually do. Sorry for the inconvenience.
R&R
