"Um I was trying to get Tony and Ziva together so I got some of Tony's hair and Ziva's lip-gloss--"
"It was you!!" explained Ziva
"Sorry but you left it in plain sight in the locked drawer in the filing cabinet hidden under your desk. Anyway, I was saying the spell and palmer startled me and made me mispronounced the last word and I have no idea where we are. Please don't be mad Gibbs."
"I'm not mad Abbs" he answered
"Well I am!" interjected Ziva "you went through my personal belongings and if we were in my country I would shoot you first and ask questions later but as we have no idea what the customs are here, I will settle for an apology."
Abby made a face. "Do I have to Gibbs?"
"Either that or she shoots you." Ziva put her hand on her hip where Abby knew she kept her gun.
"OK, OK I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"Thank you Abby. Now how do we get out of here?"
Just then they heard some voices coming from around the corner.
"Zach you can't have my beetle."
"Why not? Mine is defective."
No one had any idea what they were talking about. Ziva made the first move.
"Um excuse me but, where are we?" she called out to them.
The two men turned around and the older one said
"Zach call Booth and Bones"
The younger one scurried off into another office and the older one invited them into the one Abby had woken up in. They sat in awkward silence until 2 people walked in one, a man with brown hair and eyes, the other, a woman had light auburn hair with brown eyes. The woman started talking.
"Booth and I got a call from Zach. What's up?"
"Look around, they're what's up." The woman looked at everyone in turn with her eyes lingering on Tony longer that the others.
"Where did you all come from?" she asked
"NCIS Headquarters in Washington DC." Answered Jenny
"I'm sorry that's not possible" said Bones
"Why not" asked Ziva
"Because we're in Washington DC right now and there is no NCIS Headquarters."
