Back by popular, okay... 2 peoples demand. Let us join our lovebirds in Prague.

Disclaimer: Joss is Jesus, the end.

The Idiot Mob

Spike and Dru were cuddled up together in an abandoned where house.

"Spike, I'm cold." Drusilla whimpered.

"I've got you babe." Spike comforted placing his duster over her weak shaking shoulders.

"Can we move to a castle?" She looked at him like a hopeful child.

"I'm trying pet, a lot of the castles are too close to people."

"Princesses live in castles. I'm your princess." She pointed out.

"Yes they do, and you are, but the people luv-".

"Kill them." She said in an uh duh tone.

"There's too much risk." He said closing the discussion.

"I want my castle!" Dru screamed. "Daddy would've given me a castle! You never give Princess anything! Miss Edith says I should be very cross with you."

"Don't be like this Dru." Spike pleaded. "I hate it when you're upset with me."

"Will Princess get her castle?"Dru grinned.

"How come I can never deny you?" Spike asked kissing her cheek.

"Oooooooooooooooo yippy!" She clapped her hands. "Kill them Spike, Kill them all!"

"You got it baby."He smiled.

"What do you think pet?" Spike asked as they stood in the sea of dead bodies that littered the castle floor.

"So much fear." She grinned wickedly. "It's so pretty."

"Anything for my princess."

Drusilla eyed a set of shackles in the corner with a devious expression "Spike? Can we play?"

"Absolutely." His eyes smouldered as he stalked her like a jungle cat...

(Rated T sorry peeps.)

Spike was startled awake by Dru's piercing scream. One priest was holding a cross to her forehead while another dripped Holy water on her exposed chest. Spike attacked instantly snapping their necks. Fifty more fell on them in seconds chanting and pouring, pouring and chanting Spike crouched over Dru fangs snapping at the oldest hate group known to man. So much for love thy neighbour. Spike's rage grew as he felt Dru cry and tremble behind him. How dare they make her cry, they had to learn their manners. He leapt right into the thick of the mob tearing limbs left and right, enjoying the screams that followed. He didn't rest until the only sound in the room was Drusilla's whimpering sobs from the corner where she had curled into a fetal position.

"Dru baby, are you alright?"He asked gathering her in his arms.

"They were bad bad men. They deserve to be ripped to pieces." Drusilla pouted.

"It's done luv." Spike assured.

"Good boy." Dru praised pecking him on the lips.

Aww so cute... I guess. Please review I'll love you forever.

Xo-ECBSB