AN; So this was only supposed to be a one shot. I just got an image inside of my head how funny it would be if Loki saw Thor in Endgame. I mean... Loki would have a ball wouldn't he?
But you know, I just felt a little inspired so I just kept writing. I have no idea where it is going to go, or of it will even go anywhere. I just... felt like it. I hope it's okay.
Love Moonbird.
A small smile played on Thors lips as he was sitting high on a cliff, looking down at the little village in norway, a fishing village. The people whom remained of Asgaard.
Their numbers had just been doubled. Of course, that didn't mean there was a lot of them, but it was enough. The half that had gone missing were back.
"You got to be kidding me."
Thor glanced over his shoulder to see what appeared like a very normal looking human business man, short stature with short blond hair, wearing a nice suite akin to what people would wear on this planet. "Hello Loki, I wondered when you would show up." he commented.
And the normal looking business man automatically changed shape, into someone taller and more slender, with long black hair, wearing a green coat which was more like Asgaardian fashion.
"This… this is new Asgaard?" Loki asked in a out right offended tone as he was standing behind Thor whom was still sitting down.
"Yup." Thor nodded.
"What on earth have you been doing?" Loki asked. "I mean, other than eating any pork roast in sight!"
"They are doing pretty well." Thor commented.
"Well… Well?!" Loki exclaimed. "We are Asgaardians! Gods in the eyes of the people living here! Masters of magic and war!" he allowed ice to appearing between his hands and then let it vanish again. "We build the great city of Asgaard! The rainbow bridge Bifrost! Forged the Hammer of Mjolnir, the flame of life. The secrets of illusions passed down the line of Frigga! Ships that can carry whole populations through the stars. And you are having them all catch herrings for a living?!" he asked.
"I think they ought to be proud." Thor replied. "They came here with nothing, and now they are making a living on their own."
"They can do better than that!" Loki stated sourly crossing his arms. "We can do better than that! As Asgaardians!"
Suddenly a new female voice sounded. "You're not an Asgaardian though are you? Wasn't it… Frost Giant?"
Loki glared at the dark skinned female Asgaardian coming their way. "No one asked your opinion." He snorted at Valkyrie.
"Actually I'm on your side here." Valkyrie admitted. "We can do better than this."
"See! Even the drunk agrees with me!" Loki stated.
Valkyrie gave him a glare.
"Oh I'm sorry, the drunk is that one isn't he?" Loki asked hinting at Thor.
"I wont be drinking anymore! Will you let it go?" Thor asked.
"Let me see. You were the one insisting it was okay to destroy Asgaard because as long as there were Asgaardians we could rebuild anywhere. I come here, five years after. Everyone are living in wooden houses build by humans and is making a living out of fishing cods. No!" he stated.
"Well what do you suggest we do?" Thor asked.
"Have some dignity for starters." Loki snorted. Then he kicked Thor in the back of his head.
"OW!" Thor exclaimed. "Hey!" he turned towards Loki.
"How did I ever loose to you?" Loki asked. And kicked him again. Landing a foot right in Thors face.
"STOP!" Thor yelled trying to shield himself from the rain of kicks, it didn't help though. "Valkyrie, could you help?"
"I don't want to. You kind of deserve it." Valkyrie stated as she crossed her arms.
"WAKE UP!" Loki continued as he kicked Thor over and over, hitting him all over the back and his sides. "Oh Thor Odinson, god of Thunder, king of Asgaard. Lord of lard."
Finally Thor just grabbed Lokis foot, making Lokis eyes widen as he pulled the leg and send Loki to the ground. "I GET IT ALL RIGHT!" Thor shouted as he stood up. "I've been a terrible king these last five years! Worse than that, I have been no king at all!"
"Good! Then what are you going to do about it?" Loki asked as he was laying on his back on the ground. "Tubby!"
"I DON'T KNOW YET!" Thor shouted then he halted and he sat back up. "I…. need help." he admitted. "What I found out is this… Alone I am no good."
"You're pathetic." Loki snorted as he sat up, brushing dirt off his sleeve, then flattened his black hair. "One thing I know though, I am not going to let my people rot like this. So fine, I'll help you."
Thor glanced up.
Valkyrie smirked. "In spite of being an frost giant, he sounds more like an Asgaardian than you do Thor." she had to admit.
"That's because he's not a frost giant." Thor replied. "He is an Asgaardian. An extremely proud one, always have been. He has never desired to see our people suffer, only to bring them forward to glory. That….. never really changed."
Loki smirked grimly. "Is that supposed to be a compliment?" he asked. "I am stuck here, with the likes of you. What choice do I even have?" he asked as he rolled his eyes.
Valkyrie smirked. "Well, you are an Asgaardian, so that makes you one of ours."
"Unfortunately." Loki rolled his eyes.
